Once upon a time She wasn't such a bitch... But she was my bestfriend. °•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° °•°•°•°•° "I don't have an amazing figure, I'm far from being considered a model but I'm me. I eat food, like the rest of you, I have scars because I have a history. Some people love me, some like me, some hate me. I have done some bad like the rest of you but guess what, I've also done some good. "I love my PJs and I go out without my make-up and hair being stylised to perfection let alone done at all. I'm random and crazy and I most definitely don't pretend to be someone I'm not. I won't change who I am just for your acceptance. So from the bottom of my heart, fuck you all." And with the little finesse I possessed, I did a flawless 360° turn, took one step forward and all of a sudden gravity was being a little bitch because I landed butt first onto the ground. Confused, I looked at the object of my(literal and figurative)downfall, and it was only then that I remembered that little darn banana peel was still out to get me. °•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° °•°•°•°•° Find out more by reading: Once Upon A Bitch. I know the blurb sucks balloon helium, but just give it a try.