Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. The most handsome dragon trainer in the Hooligan tribe. Every girl wants him. Instead of a love triangle, what do you call it? You, who could talk to dragons via Dragonese, finally have a dragon! Is that able to impress your love? UPDATE 2018: Please know that this was made FOUR YEARS AGO. Meaning that I have a mind of a very horny 14-year-old. Please, unless you're gonna read to cringe, I suggest you leave this book alone and not comment anything sh!tty (feel free to construct criticism though). Thanks. © 2014 SnowflakesinSummer05