A Pie In Every Eye
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Last published Sat, May 17, 2014
A. W. Ellison, A. K. A. Billius, was a Chef. This is the story of The Chefs...Campus Pie Assassins, as they pied professors during lectures in humungous lecture halls at Michigan State University from 1979 to 1981. The story covers how The Chefs came into being and came to be nationally known student pranksters during an era of free love, not having to register for the draft, and boozing-it-up legally at 18. Read about Thiamin, Niacin, Riboflavin, Carbohydrate, Calcium and Potassium Sorbate as they disciplined the faculty and mocked the status quo. So sit back, relax, enjoy your favorite beverage, smoke it if you got it, and read a tale for which the world was not yet prepared. Viva les Chefs!
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