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    A Pie In Every Eye
    A Pie In Every Eye
    Billius
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    Billius
    Ongoing
    Ongoing, First published Mar 25, 2014
    Mature
    A. W. Ellison, A. K. A. Billius, was a Chef.  This is the story of The Chefs...Campus Pie Assassins, as they pied professors during lectures in humungous lecture halls at Michigan State University from 1979 to 1981. The story covers how The Chefs came into being and came to be nationally known student pranksters during an era of free love, not having to register for the draft, and boozing-it-up legally at 18. Read about Thiamin, Niacin, Riboflavin, Carbohydrate, Calcium and Potassium Sorbate as they disciplined the faculty and mocked the status quo. So sit back, relax, enjoy your favorite beverage, smoke it if you got it, and read a tale for which the world was not yet prepared. Viva les Chefs!
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    • assassins
    • chefs
    • comedy
    • michigan
    • pies
    • state
    • university
    assassinschefscomedymichiganpiesstateuniversity
    Table of contentsLast updated May 17, 2014
    • A Pie In Every Eye
    • Chapter 2
    • Let's Throw Pies
    • The Girls Upstairs
    • Dine and Dash
    • Do It Now!
    • A Pieing We Will Go
    • The Butler Incident
    • 9 The Infamous Eighth Pie
    • All This Poly-Sci Jazz
    • 11 The Visit from the DPS
    • Assault With a Deadly Pie
    • 13 Blackmail alá Chef
    • 14. We, The Chefs
    • 15. Fall Term, 1979
    • 16 Maynard the Cat
    • 17 Enter Potassium Sorbate
    • 18 Halloween, 1979
    • 19 Performance Art
    • 20 The End of the 1970's
    • 21 Two On a Pie
    • 22 A Bleak Time of Year

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    • A Pie In Every Eye
    • Chapter 2
    • Let's Throw Pies
    • The Girls Upstairs
    • Dine and Dash
    • Do It Now!
    • A Pieing We Will Go
    • The Butler Incident
    • 9 The Infamous Eighth Pie
    • All This Poly-Sci Jazz
    • 11 The Visit from the DPS
    • Assault With a Deadly Pie
    • 13 Blackmail alá Chef
    • 14. We, The Chefs
    • 15. Fall Term, 1979
    • 16 Maynard the Cat
    • 17 Enter Potassium Sorbate
    • 18 Halloween, 1979
    • 19 Performance Art
    • 20 The End of the 1970's
    • 21 Two On a Pie
    • 22 A Bleak Time of Year
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