byaprilmarch
Kyle's family takes in a sharp tongued, Haitian-Jewish girl, and his life spirals fast. To dodge drama and the unearned confidence of Clyde Donovan, they fake a relationship... but the chemistry is definitely real. While Kyle battles feelings he swore he didn't have, Kenny fights to survive a cutthroat kitchen. Cartman's scheming, a winter dance is looming, and school gossip is at an all-time high. When it all unravels, will Kyle hold the thread... Or will he choke on it?