Rodrickheffley Stories

𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘴. 𝘈 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘈𝘯𝘥, 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦, 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦. ─── 𝑫𝑶 𝑶𝑷𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑻𝑬𝑺 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑳𝑳𝒀 𝑨𝑻𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻? ★ ˎˊ˗ 𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (𝐟𝐞𝐦) : ̗̀➛ Takes place in the 2000s! ᯓ Y/N is in desperate need of money for the concert tickets to her favourite band. Luckily, she found a job as a babysitter to Greg Heffley, the middle Heffley boy, who claims the last thing he needs is a babysitter. Since Susan, Frank and Manny are going to be out of the house for three weeks, Y/N spends most of her free time in the Heffley house, where she gets caught in between the disasters Greg causes and the problematic older brother, Rodrick Heffley. ─── 𓂃𓏲࣪ ʚ 𝑻𝑹𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑺:。°˖ ﹕﹒୨ৎ﹒𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘹 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 ╭﹒ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁﹒𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 ﹕﹒★﹒𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

Regina George has built her life around control. Perfect image, perfect friends, perfect lies. Then Rodrick Heffley crashes into her life - obnoxious, reckless, and impossible to ignore. He's everything she shouldn't want and everything that could ruin her. But secrets like theirs never stay buried. And when the truth starts to surface, Regina has to choose: break free from the cage she built, or stay locked inside.

I let you wrap me in pink cellophane Don't I look pretty in pain? Rodrick Heffley Babydolls, 2026

"𝘋𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘯𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯." - Greg Heffley 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇━ the new girl accidentally rocks Rodrick Heffley's life upside down. rodrick heffley x famale oc started: 9th February 2026 ended: ongoing © cheapwineaftersex.

RATED #1 IN #diaryofawimpykid • After an incident at Demi Heine's old school that forces her family to move to Plainview, she moves into the house across the road from amateur high school rock band LÖDED DIPER's drummer: Rodrick Heffley. At first, he seems like your every day douchebag who's only into hot chicks and rock & roll, but Demi soon learns that there's much more to this drummer than his bad boy persona.

𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒂 𝑯𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒔, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓, 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒚, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒅𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆. 𝑫𝒖𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒔, 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒂 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒃𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒃𝒚 𝑹𝒐𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝑯𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒚, 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒈𝒖𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 '𝑫𝒐𝒖𝒄𝒉𝒆' 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒔 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒂'𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆, 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒅𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒌. 𝑹𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝑯𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑿 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

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Best friends!!! Or maybe something else...?

BETTER SUMMARY COMING SOON LOL

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You recently moved to Plainview. It's your first day at your new school, and your nerves are through the roof. But things start to get interesting when you bump into someone in the hall...

rodrick is so hot

Regina George has built her life around having perfect hair, a perfect reputation, and a perfect image. Rodrick Heffley has built his around garage bands, sarcasm, and not giving a damn. They're water and oil, and they were never supposed to mix. But an inter-school project forces them to work together. And when control meets chaos, something is bound to explode. Revenge turns into late-night calls, late-night calls turn into secrets, and secrets turn into sexual tension. After all, the line between love and hate isn't just thin...it's electric. ♤♤♤ cover is made by Kayahleanne on AO3 you can also find me and this story on AO3 under KnightlyConfessions

(Contains Male Farts)

ORIGINAL || Greg Heffley has a schizophrenic episode. yes this is a joke post

james and rodrick in love with u who will u choose james or rodrick who is the love of your life ? do u love them? Will james go crazy or is james just obsessed? Is it true love? Does james really love u like rodrick? Is rodrick the one? Will u fall in love with someone else who isn't them?

rodrick heffley x y/n

Rodrick Heffley x male reader one shots. I'll be taking requests as long as they aren't too crazy

L is for the way you Look at me O is for the Only One I see D is for very Daring E is for Even more cuteness I adore D is for your my only Darling

"do i love him, do i hate him? i guess it's up and down." exes to enemies to lovers