Probability Stories

The disintegration of body parts may be preventable. Dr. Forceps begins by reading "How to Unwrap a Molten Burrito" in the epic 500-page Trans-Portable Microwave Oven Manual of "Surviving Explosively Tasty Deadly Dishes. Danger: Phone ringers may trigger detonations".

Chase "Numbers" Hewkin is the textbook definition of a high school loser: hopelessly introverted, a genius at math, and fanboy-obsessed with Juliana VanderSchee, the teenage crown princess of the tiny European country of Arcana and a fellow math prodigy. What distinguishes him from the rest of the geeks in the world is quite simple: he can tell you the exact probability that any event whatsoever will occur... down to the nearest hundredth of a percent. When Princess Juliana is announced as the keynote speaker at a STEM convention not far from Chase's hometown, he has his heart set on attending. No sooner than he leaves for the convention, his parents are abducted by a probability-warping terrorist group known only as the Jackers. Blaming himself for not being there to protect them, he sets out on a mission to rescue them: a mission that will take him to the heart of the Order of Chance, the Arcanese organization headed by Juliana herself dedicated to stopping the Jackers. Discovering his own family's deep involvement in the Order, he is sucked deeper into the workings of the Arcanese court. When the shocking truth about the Jackers and their mindless victims, the "Jacked", is revealed, Chase must choose a side in the war that is inevitably coming: his heritage, or the world order Juliana and the Order of Chance have sacrificed everything to preserve. #2 in LUCK #1 in STATISTICS #6 in PRODIGY "This book is like an interesting combination of Harry Potter, a superhero movie, and the 39 Clues, and Percy Jackson. With a Queen Saralee twist!" - nellie11iah

Maud sometimes thought that life was a hoax. What were the odds that God could find the perfect equation to create life, or that two rocks could collide at just the right angle and speed to spark consciousness. The chance was too slim to be real. But when Evan Reddings came to town, she began to question her beliefs. Because, after all, what were the odds that two people so utterly perfect for one another could meet? If that was possible, then what else? /•\•|•/•\

A research center of captive Gibbons in a current study on the cognitive effects of marijuana long term use hold a discussion. On this particular day they watch as the laboratory's sign is changed to reflect a new mission. The youngest Gabriella becomes upset what this means for them. All born in captivity, they are entertained with TV. A program hosts an offensive guest attributing the whole purpose of the Creator's intention for humanity to do at will. The eldest Gibbon Maximillian forces a discussion to put Gabriella at ease. In the process they discuss humankind's happiness given this special place, why are they destroying everything out of greed. They come to a conclusion from the title.

When something new happens, and we hear about it on news, there are a few people like me. We have supposedly "wacko" theories on why or how some events happen. Who knows? It could actually be the answer to the mystery. But we remain silent. But this is a free area. The wackier your theory, the better. So let's hear the stories from the horse's mouth...

Aiden is a boy living in a world with pure probabilities. Then a girl went to his world to change it.