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Might rename it, my book of mistakes. Because many of these are mistakes. I think it's pretty evident. But, mostly I torture America/Alfred in any way I see fit that doe...

As Fionna, Cake and Simon travel through the multiverse they discover a reality at witch the "Winter King" holds the crown. As time passes the winter king take...

Let's try this now, shall we? When you can't find something that can't entertain you*, you do it ........yourself? Whatever. *I mean that I was bored and wanted somet...

👉WINTERSPIDER👈 ---- Since my last crack book was a hit, LET'S DO ANOTHER!! YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Leo Valdez one-shots, all originally written during 2016. Important: I'm no longer in the Heroes of Olympus fandom as of early 2018, and these writings were made back in...

*Warning* You might get offended. Actually, no. You will get offended. Get your trigger caps ready.

Oh boii. Imma get shitted on.

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴs ᴡʜᴇɴ ɢᴏʜ ɪs ʜᴏᴘᴇʟᴇssʟʏ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀsʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsʜ ɢᴏᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴏᴘ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғғ ʙʏ ᴡɪɴɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘɪᴏɴ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʟᴇᴏɴ. ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ, ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀɴᴏ...

Oh god... This was a story requested by a friend whos soul purpose is to make me suffer, that's right, I see you there laughing your ass off... Welp, The woodster falls...

What if Sanford left the SQ for good? *P.S there are gonna be a few ocs sprinkled in because.. Well, it's a fanfic. Duh. WARNINGS: - Profanity - Violence [duh] - Gay ppl...

A tragic yet romantic love triangle between Chuuya, his wine and his hat. Who shall he choose? The charming yet comforting hat-chan that he's never without? Or the sed...

This is gonna have a shit tun of angst (very fun thing/sarcastic) Art is not mine!!! Ty for 300+ reads Enjoy!!

(Requests open) I'm a disappointment To everyone around me But at least I haven't killed myself yet

So yeah read the title. Request are closed but thank you for reading! :) I got this idea from @Blue_BlackOOF666 Go read their book! Part 2 is out! If you liked this bo...

THIS IS SATIRE 😢 (MY FRIEND PICKED OUT THE NAME) Love cycle for the bicycle is out now‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

story bout a guy and something happens to him omggg no wayyyyyy read to find out!!111!!!

Pony was working as a optometrist in Gray Valley School which was the school zizzy also worked in as a fencing teacher. After her shift, she has to close the school for...

Hello there, my Wattpad Followers. I am Gold-Opp, and i'm here to teach you why MVA is my FAVORITE DreamWorks related thing and why Missing Link, Dr. Cockroach PHD. & B...

foe the love of $$$ "What, Johnnie? That I wouldn't care? That you could just be a slut and id just sit back and take it?""

ANOTHER Pidge fanfiction... Can anyone guess who my favorite space girl is? Another failed mission, another injured paladin, another day a million light years away from...