![The War Of Two Turnips And A Cucumber [ONC 2022] door JansOtherStories](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/300314739-512-k729126.jpg)
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The War Of Two Turnips And A Cucum...door Jan Karlsson
When a strange old woman comes to the village of Little Plimpton, her arrival sparks a conflict that could bring the entire population to the brink of war. And by 'war'...
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![An Absurd Story About UK/US Politics Written By Me for English Revision door pfpchanger](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/334442863-512-k8d00bd.jpg)
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An Absurd Story About UK/US Politi...door
Britain and America's special relationship falls out. Downing Street's secret department, The Department, copes with this mess.
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![The Possible Memoirs of A. Rowland Chisholm door mr_b4nks](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/287484344-512-k23da4e.jpg)
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The Possible Memoirs of A. Rowland...door mr b4nks
A. Rowland Chisholm recounts a time in the late 1980s when he dropped out of a posh English private school and embraced the hedonistic lifestyle of the working-class rav...
![Another Absurd Story Written for An Eng. Mock Exam door pfpchanger](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/334443246-512-kcfa96a.jpg)
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Another Absurd Story Written for A...door
A man doing a survey finds something lurking beyond the surface, as he ventures into Britain's political underworld.
This was written at the time when Boris Johnson was...
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![The Yorkshire Biryani door VikramRaghavan](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/71217216-512-k579750.jpg)
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The Yorkshire Biryanidoor VikramRaghavan
Imagine your hometown with a plethora of colours, having the most diverse people, a multitude of languages, religions, mindsets and gods. One word immediately pops up in...
![Nothing to Write About door pfpchanger](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/334443815-512-k8f231c.jpg)
#6
Nothing to Write Aboutdoor
A really awful writer from London suffers from writer's block and ends up going abroad to get inspiration.
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![Sh.t Found on Mars door nervesoftheuniverse](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/339758103-512-k247715.jpg)
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Sh.t Found on Marsdoor Nerves of the Universe
"It certainly looks like, with our latest discovery, there is no doubt left that once, the Mars was shitted on too."
![Why Am I Always Tired? door Thesearchsurgeon](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/126261970-512-k515537.jpg)
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Why Am I Always Tired?door The Search Surgeon
So... I was staring blankly at my computer screen and was wondering what I write for my first ever story on Wattpad. Of course it needed to be something that people woul...
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