Badger Stories

weird little stories about six minutes and some headcannons!

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This is a short story about a snake, badger, eagle, and lion who live in a forest full of different, and possibly magic, animals. This story was partly inspired by the mascots of the Harry Potter Hogwarts houses but really has nothing to with Harry Potter. I spontaneously wrote this one night while coming up with ideas for a poem and thought, why not but it on Wattpad. Anyway i hope you enjoy reading it!

An unsuccessful treasure quest leads the somewhat incompetent pirate duo into a wild goose chase as they try to retrieve some stolen goods from a new character Farley seems just a tad too familiar with. Contains banter and edginess (and a racist stoat).

The dorky, athletic, kind city boy meets the magical world in a school that he finds both find peace and comfort within... but there is no peace without war. !! I do not own Harry Potter. Rights to J.K Rowling and Warner Bros.!!

A soul torn into two halves find themselves in a Slytherin girl and a Hufflepuff boy. Waiting for seven years for your wife has never been this crazy... or magical. --- Sometimes you have to wait for the girl to come to her senses... that and a bunch of other stuff. But mainly wait. He managed to wait seven years for me because he thought I was worth it. Until now, I'm not sure about that, but I'm glad he stuck around for me to realize what he has always known. We were soul-mates. "It's all part of my seven-year plan," said Vincent with a smug smile I never thought I'd ever see in his face. He has changed so much, grown so much. And I was never so much in love.

In this retelling of Naughty Dog and HBO's The Last of Us, this story takes place twenty years after a pandemic caused by the Cordyceps fungal infection has caused society to collapse. Badger, a smuggler is tasked with escorting the teenage Panda through a post apocalyptic United States. Title inspired by lyrics from Everlong by Foo Fighters. Update: Chapter 2 currently in progress!

The two best friends explore their small town for the first time. They go to the Forrest the lake and the mountains

Lillian's pottery studio should be her sanctuary. But when she sculpts figurines from deep-sea clay, the faces that emerge are those who once hurt her. And then they start to move. A psychological horror story about trauma, art, and what we create when we're angry. --- Content warning: Body horror, psychological distress, trauma themes, verbal abuse

The night the badgers escape from the terrible torture of England. UnitedSpit, the main character, ventures lots of territory to achieve their goal of something? They see many communities on their travels aswell as heartbreaking conflict. You see why villians become who they are. "When you're in a pack, you don't care about friends or foes"

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Jim woke up, not knowing who he was, one hundred kilometres in the sky, with a talking badger. It was all downhill from there. Follow Jim as he runs through magical forests, fights crazy wizards, and topples governments. This book has it all!

Pat pat pat. The soft paw steps of a sleek gold and brown she-cat, taped across the peet of the forest. She carried two small mice in her muzzle. The damp smell of fresh rain seeped into her nose, she quickened her pase. Twilight creept in, making her fur rise. When a big light flashed as soon as she walked into the cave, a faint cat loke figure was floating of the grownd, levitating. The She-cat spoke in a thousand voices, " 3 kits, one killer, one badger. YOU. Blondestar. Are to mentor 2 of these kits, one by another. If you do not. The prophecy will fail. Dont let ot happen. Now HURRY BACK TO CAMP BEFOR ITS TO LATE "

On the occasion of the hufflepuff pride day - March 20, I bring to you random facts, memes etc. related to hufflepuff. PS : Go Hufflepuff !