I can't believe that I'm doing another one of these. When does it end?? Well, here are some more completely screwed-up, completely true things I've heard people say... Feel free to contribute chapters :) *There is cussing so guard your baby eyes* [#145 in Humor as of 5/10/18]
Screw you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to read the first two by any means (although they're pretty hilarious if...
Sixteen-year-old Sage Greene was locked in a maximum-security asylum for the criminally insane after murdering nearly 200 civilians. It isn't her, though - it's the voices. There are two sides to Sage: the normal, self-conscious teenager, and the Voice lurking inside her head, the one that forced her to strike out and...
Iris Ash was the result of black magic. Black magic, and a woman's desire for a child. That woman is long dead. Now, Iris fights for the Night Plague, a cult run completely by women who specialize in murdering evil, corrupted men. Her only true friend is Sara, a woman who joined the cult five years ago after being ba...
This is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions via DMs as to what weird stuff YOU hear! (NOTE: the book gets funnier...
This is the second book in the "Weird Things" series, so make sure to check out the first one! Basically just a collection of the stupid(ly funny) things I hear at school. For the best morsels of my life outside of school, read "Weird Things I Heard in Life." Contributions are welcome! DM me with your funny story and...
These are all completely real, completely screwed-up things I hear in my day to day life...please send help. / There is cussing toward the middle to the end, so guard your innocent eyes. [Highest Ranking #167 in Humor as of 9/7/17]
All the stupid(ly funny) stuff I hear outside of school. Trust me, you'll be questioning my sanity after this. The second book is available on my profile! To read the best bits from my school days, check out "Weird Things I Heard in School" 1 & 2! {Highest ranking: #484 in Humor as of 6/19/17}