Minho: *walks in holding a sheep* Hey? Newt! Thomas! Guess what I named my sheep!
Newt: uh... I don't really know
Thomas: I don't really care
Minho: I named it Newtmas! Because I 'sheep' you guys
Newt:
Thomas:
Thomas: I cant even-
Thomas: I didn't drink that much last night
Minho: you were flirting with Newt
Thomas: so what? He's my boyfriend
Minho: you asked him if he was single...
Minho: and cried when he said he wasn't
Thomas: *to Newt* you look well
Newt: well, and you
Minho: *puts down slice of cake he was eating* oh enough. I cannot watch this anymore.
Minho: Thomas, would you like to take Newt on a date this Friday evening.
Thomas I, uh...
Minho: simple question. Yes or no
Thomas: yes. Yes I would
Minho: and Newt, would you like to go with him?
Newt: I would love to
Minho: Excellent. How marvellous for you both. Now I can get on and enjoy my cake
Thomas: I think I am in love with Teresa
Minho: no you're not
Thomas: dude I know you don't like her but-
Minho: -no it's not that
Minho: *holding up a picture of Teresa* how do you feel about this
Thomas: *shrugging* good
Minho: *holding up a photo of Newt* and how do you feel about this
Thomas:
Thomas: godDAM
minho texting newt: WHERE THE SHUCK ARE YOU GUYS
newt responding: WE'RE FUCKING
newt: GETTING [not delivered]
newt: DRINKS [not delivered]
minho: oh you know what ,never mind I don't want to know more
newt: WAIT [not delivered]
Minho is just an icon