I sat in my car struggling to keep my hands off y/n in her little green dress, her black fishnet stockings and her little green heels, her hair done so perfectly from her curlers, and her blood red lipstick on her drawing all my attention to her lips. I returned my attention to the road and her occasional directions as I drove, glancing down to myself and the clothes y/n had picked out for me, I felt a little weird without my hat or my long coat but I did want to make a good impression on her family. Plus apparently a long black coat is apparently not wedding attire. I would argue it is but... she knows best. And I had my green button down shirt to match a little with her dress, I smirked resting my hand on her leg feeling the twists of her fishnets though the thin fabric of her dress
"What am I allowed to say?" I asked
"You're allowed to say you live in new york" she says
"Uhh that it?" I Laughed
"You can say... what you do for a job but only if your asked about it"
"I Imagine they will ask what I do y/n. At some point" I laughed "I Imagine it'll be like one of the first things in conversation"
"It might actually be the first thing they say to you" she laughs "It might actually be what's your job before your name" she smiled
"Really?" I asked "so what like-"
"Like Hi so you're that boy, what do you do? That's your name? What's your family like? What kinda money do you make? How fertile are you?"
"What!"
"Ohh yeah benny they are going to ask that, I've seen them do it" she laughs "How fertile are you anyway?"
"I have no fucking idea," I answered "I've nevber got you pregant so I imagine not very" I epxlain "Is that something I mean't to know?"
"Kinda, It's something you should know"
"You have a weird family..."
"Ohh benny you haven't even met them yet" she smiled "Left and then we're here" she says so I took a left arriving at a large car park and a huge house by the sea with a tall wall and metal gate to a garden full of flowers,
"What is this place?"
"This is the autumn home. Milla wanted her wedding here" she smiled getting out with her handbag so I got out too a little overwhelmed by this impressive house
"Wait autumn home? There's more than one of these houses?" I asked
"Yes, this is the smaller one, she wanted a purely just family affair" she explained "Janna's is at the summer home next year"
"And Milla is your sisters daughter... your eldest sister's daughter?"
"No second eldest, Willamina, then Lola and Milla is Lola's daughter"
"Willamina, Lola, Alma, Penneloy, Janna then you... right?"
"Yes benny" she smiled kissing my cheek
"How many brothers do you have again?"
"Four" she smiled "Mark, Luke, Sal and Oscar"
"Can I have a pen?"
"Why?"
"I wanna write names on my hand"
"No!" she complained as we headed to the house
"I'm going to need a notebook for all these names," I sighed "and some of them have kids... right?"
"Everyone but Janna, Oscar and Me have kids. Yes" she smiled as we arrived at the gate she punched in a code and the gate opened revealing this huge and impressive house more to me the downstairs french doors all open with white curtains billowing, a swimming pool around the other side of the house, and this huge garden, a table set up for food, the arch and a lot of chairs by the roses where I assume the wedding was actually going to take place as well as a bunch of other smaller tables. And alot of people. And I mean ALOT of people. "Don't talk politics. Don't mention your apartment. And... Ohh don't ask daddy what he does." she says holding my hand
"Okay" I nodded a little more nervous now,
"Y/n!" A voice smiled and instantly gave y/n a hug he was a tall man with a similar hair colour to y/n in a full suit "How are you angel?" He smiled
"I'm fine, Happy to see everyone" she smiled back as they pulled away
"You just get here?"
"Umm haven't even seen daddy yet"
"Well he's busy you know what he like at a wedding"
"I know, Ohh uhh mark, this is benny" she smiled cuddling with my arm
"Ahhh Benny, this is the Benny I've heard so much about." He smirked offering his hand so I took it giving it a firm shake but he felt like he could have broken my wrist y/n gently elbowed me so I spoke
"Uhh Hello, Nice to meet you. Uhh your mark, Y/n eldest brother?" I said careful incase I got that wrong
"Yeah, Y/n go help out the girls I think I should take benny to meet everyone" He smirked I looked to y/n as a plead for help but she smiled giving my cheek a kiss and went off to do something else .... Aww thanks honey. He led me over to where a group of men sat smoking and drinking. He offered me a cigar but I declined politely "Hey, This is benny. Y/n's pretty boy" he said and they all seemed interested in me all of a sudden
"What kinda work you in?" One asked me
"Ohh uhh I play chess. Professionally" I explain
"Huu I read about people like that" another said
"You come from a big family?"
"Ohh uhh no, not really."
"I DIdn't catch your full?" Mark asked
"Ohh uh watts. Benny Watts"
"Watts. Ohh daddy aint gonna like that" one smirked
"What uhh what do you all do then?" I asked trying to shift the conversation away from... me.
"We all work in the family business of course" mark explained "Everyone In the family works in the business"
"Which is?" I asked
"Well. For simplicity let's call it Waste Management" one smirked as he got up giving me a hug "Oscar. Y/n's brother" he said
"Ohh right, sorry it's a lot of new faces to new names" I explain
"You get used to it" he shrugs "Mark, come on" he said, leading me somewhere else with mark behind me so I had no escape. "Hey Mama! You wanna meet y/n's boyfriend?" He yelled to a woman in a large dress across the way,