I yawned with a little stretch as I climbed out of bed slipping my robe over my shoulders to hide as I wasn't going to get dressed till after my shower. but that was not going to happen before coffee. So I wondered out my bedroom and down the hall passing Beth's bedroom the door closed and no light from within, I didn't think she'd be up yet. I headed down the stairs fixing my hair as I had another yawn going to the kitchen humming my little tune and gently shaking my hips in time with the tune as I began making coffee.
"what's the dam racket I'm trying to sleep!" a voice complained from the living room I looked up in shock seeing a rather bed-headed and annoyed, half-naked benny watts sat up on our sofa with a blanket
"AAAHHHHHH!" I squealed "Benny!"
"Hi... some people say good morning you know. Or make people coffee" He responds barely awake himself
"The fuck aren't you doing in my house!" I complain "and why haven't you got any clothes oN!" I complain noticing he had maybe a pair of shots under the blanket and that was it, some clothes thrown on the chair and a pair of jeans on the floor
"I could ask you the same question y/n" He says making me a little confused till I looked down noticing I saw my little shirt with no bra making my breasts rather obvious, and a pair of lace panties my little robe on my shoulders
"BENNY!" I screamed covering myself up best I could even if my robe wasn't exactly very big
"What? your the one walking around half naked! what are you yelling at me for!"
"What the fuck is going on down here!" Beth complained as she came down the stairs dressed or well mostly.
"Elizabeth...Why is benny watts half-naked on our sofa at half seven in the morning!" I complain
"What's going on sugar?" A voice asks from the staircase and I looked up and saw harry beltik in a pair of jeans brushing his teeth
"Okay, follow up question. why is Harry beltik half-naked on our staircase?"
"Ohh I'm staying this week. before Ohio" harry smiled to me
"Okay, so harry is staying over with week. great would have liked to have known about that but okay" I sighed "That doesn't answer my original question of why benny is here"
"My building has a rat problem so they kicked everyone out for two weeks while they sort it out" benny explained "so... I'm living here now"
"Elizabeth, we are not running a fucking chess-themed hotel!" I complain
"well benny hasn't got anywhere else to go, and harry is my guest so this is life now" she explained
"Fine, but each of you pick a household task I'm not cleaning up and cooking for four people" I explained "and Harry put clothes on, and Benny please put pants on!"
"Make me!" Benny yelled back from the sofa
I sighed a little I didn't mind it too much honestly, harry did dishes and wasn't much trouble that and him and beth where often off doing god only knows what in her room. and honestly, benny had pretty much proclaimed the living room as his room and almost never left our sofa. unless someone actual pushed him off it was almost lie having a very large chess playing cat. he just gets in the way, eats, sleeps and occasionally makes a noise at something. I got up out of bed and went to the bathroom pushing the door open and pushing some clothes that had been left on the floor across the room humming my little tune picking up my toothbrush from the mess on the countertop from four people having to share one bathroom. running the tap and brushing my teeth still gently humming putting my hand behind the curtain to set the shower how I like it, as beth always has it far too cold for me, harry wasn't too bad he never moved it much, but benny has it like boiling water the second I put my hand in to change it I felt the boiling hot water goddam it benny was in her last, so I went to grab the tap to change the second I got my hand on it I knew it wasn't the tap
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed
"AHHH FUCK!" Benny complained from the other side of the curtain
"benny!" I screamed
"Y/N! What the fuck are you doing in here!"
"What are you doing in here!"
"I'm having a shower what the hell are you doing here?"
"I came for a shower and to brush my teeth!" I complain "you could have said something!"
"I didn't hear you come in"
"why wasn't the shower running then?" I asked
"I was... specific washing" he answered slowly
"Spe- Ohh my god! Benny! you were jerking off in there!"
"Yeah fine! why are we making a conversation out of this! get out!"
"Why the hell are you jerking off in the shower!"
"Where else am I meant to do it? in the living room? in the kitchen?"
"How about not jerk off in my dam house!"
"Yeah you try not doing it for two weeks," He says "I was told to use the shower"
"By who?"
"I told benny to jerk it in the shower," Harry says poking his head around the door "You two done? I need to pee"
"No, I'm not" Benny complained,
"why did you tell him that?" I asked
"It's what beth said" he shrugs
"yeah I told them to jerk off in the shower," she says coming in to brush her teeth too completely topless
"Why would you tell them that?" I asked
"I do it in the shower, I assume you also do, why can't they use it? they need to masturbate too y/n" she explained
"so you're both using it?" I asked
"Yep, well when I have too" harry smirked winking to beth
"Can everyone get the hell out while I'm in the fucking shower please!" benny complains "It's like grand bloody central station in here"
"why? all of us have seen you naked benny" beth laughs
"Not all of you"
"I've seen you naked many times, you have obviously seen yourself naked, and I know for a fact harry as seen you naked" beth explained
"You've seen me naked?" Benny asks putting his head around the curtain to see what was going on
"a few times yeah" harry shrugs "You walk around our flat naked unless you have people over. sometimes you forget about people"
"Ohhh I see" benny nods
"It's fine I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times" Harry shrugs leaning on the doorframe him completely naked too
"ahhh! will everyone get some clothes on already this is starting to look like an orgy"
"I'm down if you are" harry shrugs
"I would also be down" Benny answers
"Ughhh! beth finish brushing your teeth then get a shirt on! harry go back to beths room! benny finish your shower and or your wank whichever you currently actually doing and everyone just go and watch tv!" I complain beth and harry then left going back to beth's room and I sighed already feeling a headache on the way "Benny" I asked tenderly "what did I grab?" I asked
"You and I both know exactly what you grabbed" He answered
"well it was either your arm or-"
"it was not my arm"
"Ohhh..."
"yeah, and we will never speak of it again"
"Agreed" I nodded
"Your hands are nice and soft though I didn't mind you grabbing my-"
"we will never speak of it again" I complained before running off to my bedroom "I'm hosing down the shower before I use it because of you dirty people"
I sat trying to sleep but all I could hear was
'bang' 'bang' 'bang'
"UGHHHH BETH!"
"HARRY!!!" from beth's bedroom
I groaned trying to ignore them, every night this week, dam harry has got some stamina
"Hi y/n" I heard at the end of my bed
"AHHH!" I screamed in shock seeing benny stood at the bottom of my bed in the darkness "Benny!" I complain
"what?"
"Knock!"
"sorry" he sighed going to my door knocking on it and then standing at my bed again "Happy now?"
"What do you want benny? why are you in my room?" I complain
"I can't sleep with that noise going on" he sighed "can you?"
"Nope, they are so loud" I complain
"I know, the living room is under them I hear everything" he sighed "Can I sit with you?"
"Fine" I sighed sitting up and putting the lamp on as benny sat on the other side of my bed "How long can they keep this up? they are at it all night where they have to have a break at some point" I complain
"Hopefully, I wouldn't mind it so much if they just stopped screaming like banshees every five minutes" he sighed "We could play some music for them? to drown them out?"
"I don't think that would help, we don't have any music loud enough to drown out beth and harry having sex" I sighed
"sex can drown out sex..."
"what are yous suggesting?"
"nothing, nothing" He says "Just that sex noise drowns out sex noise. if... we had sex you wouldn't be hearing harry and beth"
"We are not having sex benny"
"Fine, I was just trying to help" he says "You wanna play chess?"
"No thank you benny" I sighed reading my book
"UUUUUUGHHHHHHHH HARRY!" I heard beth scream
"you sure you don't wanna have sex?" He smirked "maybe get a better feel then you did in the shower?" he smirked
"Fine" I sighed
I stood making the usual four cups of coffee the way everyone likes them and I felt arms wrapping around me tightly and a familiar face nuzzled into my neck pressing tickly kisses up my neck "Ummm good morning" Benny smiled to me
"Good morning benny" I smiled giving him a kiss
"Hhu? benny your up early? and tidied up" Harry complained
"No... I didn't sleep down here" Benny answered
"then where did you sleep?" Beth asks as she came down the stairs
"He slept in my room" I giggled giving him a kiss
"Ohh you finally going to mellow out?" Beth laughed
"Maybe" I shrug giving everyone there coffee
"I think we need some way to get another bathroom if all four of us are going to be living here," Harry says sipping his coffee
"and some soundproofing in the walls" Benny added
"What for?" beth asks
"So we don't have to hear you having sex," I told them
"And I highly doubt you wanna hear us having sex either," Benny told her sipping his coffee
"good points" beth shrugs heading upstairs
"I'm off to get dressed" I smiled giving benny a kiss and heading toward the staircase
"Alright, I'll be up in a minute hun" He answered
as I wandered up the stairs I caught something that made me laugh a little
"bet you five bucks I can make Beth scream louder then you can make Y/n scream" harry offered
"Ten bucks and your on harry" benny smirked