SIXTY THREE | I KISSED A BOY !
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ZHONG CHENLE:
im gonna scream
MEL LEE:
what happened
HUANG RENJUN:
^^
ZHONG CHENLE:
park jisung
LEE JENO:
enough said
SHIN JOORI:
as always
BELLA SEO:
whatd he do this time
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
everything wrong
MEL LEE:
guys let's remember jisung is baby
BELLA SEO:
so am i
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
yes you are >.<
ZHONG CHENLE:
i found out why he rejected
you bella
BELLA SEO:
uh
LEE JENO:
wHAT
LIU YANGYANG:
i almost forgot about that
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
I never knew about that
ZHONG CHENLE:
i said it in the guys gc
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
Do you expect me to remember
all that it was like two weeks ago
ZHONG CHENLE:
it was good information
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
Not good enough?
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
well what are you waiting
for SPILL
ZHONG CHENLE:
are yall ready for it
HUANG RENJUN:
can you just say it
ZHONG CHENLE:
feisty but ok
ZHONG CHENLE:
hes still in love with hyerin 😭
LEE JENO:
WTF!!2$:&&:
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
omg
HUANG RENJUN:
wait thats sad
LIU YANGYANG:
WHY DOES HE MISS HER
MEL LEE:
it IS sad omfg :,(
BELLA SEO:
am i missing something
ZHONG CHENLE:
jisung dated this girl for like
basically a year but she was
hella toxic like HELLA toxic
and manipulative and like the
bad kind she was just HORRIBLE
SHIN JOORI:
oh yeah she was a bitch
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
you're ten times better bella i
dont get him
LIU YANGYANG:
didnt they sex it up? people
tend to get attached to their
virginity takers
SHIN JOORI:
i don't even remember his last name
BELLA SEO:
HAHAHHA
ZHONG CHENLE:
she was his first gf and basically
his first everything
MEL LEE:
poor jisung doesnt even know
what love is so she tricked him
into thinking what they had
was it :(
LIU YANGYANG:
well now i feel bad for him
ZHONG CHENLE:
ive never had a lover and i know
better than that
BELLA SEO:
...same
SHIN JOORI:
you guys are babies okay
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
My ex girlfriend was a peach
HUANG RENJUN:
homeschool people could date???
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
I did karate and went to catechism
HUANG RENJUN:
so you werent only homeschooled
but you WENT TO CHURCH SCHOOL???/$&./
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
Yeah
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
omg what was her name!!!:?!/
god i loved her she always smelled
like lemons
MEL LEE:
sungie having an ex gf is not what
i expected
ZHONG CHENLE:
that nickname can be for
jisung too technically
MEL LEE:
jisung isnt here is he
BELLA SEO:
wish he was
LEE JENO:
YOURE STILL CRUSHING???
BELLA SEO:
maybe..
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
Her name was yuna
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
such a hottie :,(
SHIN JOORI:
you loved her??
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
Kinda but she then went to
public school and we broke up
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
This was all like two years ago btw
MEL LEE:
so she doesnt live around here?
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
No she lives in another city
where I did before I moved in
with Sooyoung
MEL LEE:
worm
ZHONG CHENLE:
back to topic
ZHONG CHENLE:
jisung dumb
MEL LEE:
he was in love chenle
ZHONG CHENLE:
but its not love it was just
heavy manipulation
MEL LEE:
to him thats love
SHIN JOORI:
shes right
BELLA SEO:
well what else did you guys
talk about
ZHONG CHENLE:
he said hes going talk
to her
HUANG RENJUN:
he should have guard dogs
HUANG RENJUN:
i recommend xuxi and sungchan
cause both are hella tall
ZHONG CHENLE:
ugh he should just date boys
SHIN JOORI:
why would you wish that flaw on
anybody
SHIN JOORI:
in fact im disgusted by the
LACK of female lovers i know,
boys are not that great i havent
been attracted to one in like seven
years
SHIN JOORI:
GIRLS ON THE OTHER HAND??!
SHIN JOORI:
like 40 every week
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
im at church and my notifications
are about gay little adventures
MEL LEE:
as they should be
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
the geeks
LEE JENO:
they look so clean
LIU YANGYANG:
whomst is left boy
MEL LEE:
WAITTT dont say
MEL LEE:
uunmm jungwoo????
JUNG SOOYOUNG:
YEAH! hes another one of our
cousins hes in college
HUANG RENJUN:
looks awesome
MEL LEE:
yes i really appreciate the visuals
you just sent in this gc
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chenle sat outside as he texted the groupchat, turning his phone off to look up at jisung and jaemin playing a round of super smash bro's.
"lele, come help us!" the youngest heard mark scream from his own kitchen, and got up to be prepared to see what type of mess was made.
the young one entered to see mark and hendery both trying to shove a fork in the drain of the sink, turning with a smile as they saw him. "baby!"
"don't baby me, what did you guys to to my outside kitchen sink?" chenle groaned, walking closer to see a ton of food clogged up. "gross."
"very. we need help." hendery pouted, as mark followed his lead and did the same.
"you're so.. annoying. mark go upstairs and ask for madam jureom." chenle pointed out the door, as mark picked his finger. "mark!"
"but.. im shy." mark sighed, not really wanting to bother any of the workers at chenle's large home.
"ok mr.shy, then i'll just leave you two to fix it on your own." chenle smirked, but mark scoffed. the boy, annoyed, walked out the kitchen to fetch madam jureom.
chenle giggled and turned back to hendery, about to joke around. however, hendery was no longer smiling. "mel's having nightmares again?"
"how the hell—"
"i have my ways, okay. chenle, i have a mission for you.. i have two missions for you." hendery began to explain, heading towards the kitchen door and then closing it.
"you're scaring me." chenle sighed, looking around.
hendery leaned on the closed door, and raised his eyebrows. "sooyoung is obviously trying to set melanie up with someone, tell her to cut it out!"
"who said that?"
"mel."
"oh really.. mel told you that?"
"well.. she told mark but i was pretending to be mark when i had his phone so."
"hendery!!"
hendery rolled his eyes, leaving the door and going closer to chenle. "just.. please?"
"you're not even dating. in fact, according to renjun, you guys are 'never getting back together'." chenle mimicked renjuns voice, turning to hendery.
"well, maybe. just dont let sooyoung encourage her to move on if it's not what she wants.. obviously if its what she wants then who am i to stand in the way." hendery told the younger, muttering the last part quietly.
"okay, okay. i got you."
"also.. cuddle the hell out of her. i hate when she has bad dreams." hendery sighed.
"i'm trying, but i can tell she still had them last night. she was like.. all sad and teary eyed. i'm not much help anyway, i'm very skinny." chenle shrugged, holding his loose shirt.
hendery furrowed his eyebrows, about to ask more about mel but then mark walked in with madam jureom. his ears were very red.
SHOTARO OSAKI:
i have a bone to pick with
anyone who spells "sweety"
as "sweaty"
HUANG RENJUN:
ON GOD FR
LUCAS WONG:
i....
HUANG RENJUN:
god dammit xuxi do you WANT
me to break up with you is this
whats happening???
LUCAS WONG:
I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
HUANG RENJUN:
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO
HENDERY WONG:
i think of like actual gross sweat
MARK LEE:
i avoid saying those kinda words
MARK LEE:
"sweety" or "sweaty"
MARK LEE:
"cringy" or "cringey"
XIAO DEJUN:
its cringy
NA JAEMIN:
cringey
XIAO DEJUN:
okay now
LIU YANGYANG:
AJDJSKAK
NA JAEMIN:
it wasnt that funny 🙄
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
I struggle more with "color"
and "colour"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
are you british? no? then stfu
and say color
HENDERY WONG:
hey can you NOT be mean to my
replacement
LEE DONGHYUCK:
.. ok
MARK LEE:
wow
LEE JENO:
hyuck ive never seen you so
obedient
LEE DONGHYUCK:
🤬🤬🤬
HUANG RENJUN:
cute~~
LEE DONGHYUCK:
omg really?
HUANG RENJUN:
absolutely not
SHOTARO OSAKI:
HAHAHA SORRY FOR LAUGHING
LEE DONGHYUCK:
insert crying kim k
PARK JISUNG:
i also struggle with those kinda
words
PARK JISUNG:
thats the reason i spell "uncomforable"
as uncomfy
LEE DONGHYUCK:
well first of all its two completely
different things
XIAO DEJUN:
jisung its not spelled like that
PARK JISUNG:
WELL I JUST SAID I DIDNT
UCKING KNOW HOW TO SPELL
IT DIDNT I
PARK JISUNG:
FUCK
PARK JISUNG:
I GUESS ILL JUST DROP OUT
MARK LEE:
no
PARK JISUNG:
GOD I HATE MY LIFE
LIU YANGYANG:
dont forget to slam the door
PARK JISUNG:
LEE JENO:
talk about angsty teenagers
XIAO DEJUN:
since we're on the topic
XIAO DEJUN:
wheres lele
NA JAEMIN:
probably mad that thing 1
and thing 2 broke his sink
HENDERY WONG:
i call thing 1
MARK LEE:
i wanted 2 anyway
LEE DONGHYUCK:
when did this happen and why
wasnt i there
NA JAEMIN:
it happened when renjun
came over to lucas's house so
he kicked us all out and we
ventured to chenles home
LEE JENO:
true story
SHOTARO OSAKI:
guess thats what happens
when you're horny
NA JAEMIN:
HAHAHSKKA
HUANG RENJUN:
well .. yeah
XIAO DEJUN:
that yangyang print
LIU YANGYANG:
bruh
MARK LEE:
we didnt invite you bc it wasnt
even a planned hangout
HENDERY WONG:
and i didnt want you there lolz
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
Bold, I admire it
HENDERY WONG:
thanks
LEE DONGHYUCK:
hendery i dont HAVE to be nice
to you
HENDERY WONG:
i know im just testing your
limits
HENDERY WONG:
you can be a bitch thats fine
i mean our friendship isnt ever
gonna be redeemed so 😀
LEE DONGHYUCK:
fine.
LEE JENO:
deep
LEE JENO:
in other words
LEE JENO:
i kissed a boy and i liked it
MARK LEE:
LEE DONGHYUCK:
JAIOXIDKWKS
XIAO DEJUN:
very funny
SHOTARO OSAKI:
LITERALLY AJDIEJWJ
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
Was that sarcastic, xiao?
XIAO DEJUN:
what no 😭
XIAO DEJUN:
i mean it!! very funny!!!!
HUANG RENJUN:
HUH!:!??)/$ JENOOO???
LUCAS WONG:
everyones becoming gay cause i
made it popular
ZHONG CHENLE:
so true
LEE JENO:
i just kissed a boy
and i liked it.. the taste of his cherry
chapstick.. i kissed a boy just to
try it
HUANG RENJUN:
god dammit
LEE JENO:
i hope my girlfriend dont mind it.
it felt so wrong 😞.. it felt so
right😍.. dont mean im in love tonight❌❌
MARK LEE:
WHATS HAPPENING
LEE JENO:
i kissed a boy and i liked it
HENDERY WONG:
IS HIS ASS JUST QUOTING
KATY PERRY????
PARK JISUNG:
idk but it feels illegal just watching
this go down
PARK JISUNG:
is there some sort of gay fbi to
have him arrested.??
LUCAS WONG:
wait babe is that a thing?? can i join
HUANG RENJUN:
.. no. we hate anyone with a higher
power remember??
LUCAS WONG:
oh right right
LEE JENO:
in all seriousness i did kiss a boy
and it was pretty neat
XIAO DEJUN:
thats very sweet who was it
LEE DONGHYUCK:
omg only nerds say pretty neat
LEE JENO:
screw u
LEE JENO:
you say it too
LEE DONGHYUCK:
id rather kill mark than
say "pretty neat"
MARK LEE:
hey hey hey
XIAO DEJUN:
or ignore me thats cool
LEE JENO:
SORRY SORRY anyways it was jaemin
ZHONG CHENLE:
828:$.!:82828:'
SHOTARO OSAKI:
our jaemin?
HUANG RENJUN:
liddol gay boy
LEE JENO:
yup it was just for funsies
LEE JENO:
we are very
LEE JENO:
🔴👁 👁🔴
LEE JENO:
haha superr accurate
PARK JISUNG:
um
LUCAS WONG:
HAHAHA
MARK LEE:
wait wait i dont get it
HUANG RENJUN:
theyre high mark lee
MARK LEE:
OHH HAHHHAHA
JUNG SUNGCHAN:
I'm in church but how was the
experience mark?
MARK LEE:
which one? i have lots a day.. like
four at least that are memorable
MARK LEE:
i killed a lady bug yesterday :(
MARK LEE:
BUT THEN I SAVED A BUG
FROM MY CAR BY ROLLING
DOWN THE WINDOWS!!
MARK LEE:
but then it flew out and died
instantly cause it smashed onto
another car window :(
LIU YANGYANG:
okay and what was your fourth memory??
MARK LEE:
i got high as well
LIU YANGYANG:
there you go
PARK JISUNG:
he still sounds high
LUCAS WONG:
hes zen ☮️
HENDERY WONG:
stop calling us zen
LUCAS WONG:
whatever ur so not zen
HENDERY WONG:
wait no that kinda hurt
LIU YANGYANG:
why dont yall ever smoke with
joori aka the biggest pothead ever
MARK LEE:
thats such a good idea
HENDERY WONG:
wait mark.. do you wanna like
.. become a regular smoker at
our seshes??
MARK LEE:
duh
LEE JENO:
wait that'll be so fun we can invite
you joori AND shotaro
SHOTARO OSAKI:
yup yup!!! :]
HUANG RENJUN:
joori is not gonna smoke with yall
HUANG RENJUN:
she hates men and she hates
being around people who smoke
when smoking
LIU YANGYANG:
lil weirdo 💓
LUCAS WONG:
renjun?
LIU YANGYANG:
no joori. god, protective ass
LUCAS WONG:
i-
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