(Yes, I age them all up to 14. It makes shit easier and then people can't make it creepy :3)
Interviewer: Hello everyone! Welcome back to another episode of "Couples questions" Today we have these two children, why don't you introduce yourselves, boys?
Ike: Hi! I'm Ike and this is my boyfriend :)
Firkle: Hey.
Ike: His name's Firkle :)
interviewer: How old are you two?
Firkle: I'm 13 and 3/4 and Ike's 14. *blows hair out of face*
Interviewer: What about sexuality?
Ike: I'm gay
Firkle: I'm gay and asexual
Interviewer: Can we get a smile from Firkle? :)
Firkle: ...No
Interviewer: How did you meet?
Ike: I sat down with him at lunch in 6th grade and he didn't kill me so I sat next to him till he started talking to me :)
Firkle: *sigh* I should have killed you when I got the chance.
Interviewer: Who asked who first?
Firkle: Ike.
Ike: Me :)
Interviewer: Firkle do you struggle with anything?
Firkle & Ike: ?
Interviewer: Firkle seems so-
Ike: Don't you dare or-
Interviewer: No, I mean because he seems so depressed I-
Ike: Don't talk about shit you don't know :)
Firkle: *Pulls Ike closer* Thanks babe *mumbled*
Interviewer: Next question! Is Ike the protective one?
Firkle: we protect each other in a sense.
Interviewer: Ike, when did you realise you were gay?
Ike: When I started liking Firkle. So not that long ago
Interviewer: What about you Firkle?
Firkle: Pretty young. 9 years old, maybe?
Interviewer: What's Firkle's worst quality?
Ike: He has a habit of trying to do things on his own even though he knows he can't.
Interviewer: What about Ike, Firkle?
Firkle: He stresses himself out too much. And his sleep schedule's fucked.
Ike: *shrugs* That's fair.
Interviewer: Ike, What's Firkle's best quality
Ike: Hm. His eyes, his smile, and *pauses* he's great at calming me down when I'm stressed.
Interveiwer: What about you, Firkle.
Firkle: I don't know. Look at him. He's perfect.
Ike: o///o
Interviewer: Can we get a kiss from Firkle?
Firkle:
Interviewer: Aw! I didn't think you'd do it :)
Ike: o////o
Firkle: yeah, I didn't think I would either. But his face is to perfect not to kiss
Ike: o////o
Interviewer: on the adorable note we are ending this episode :)
Interviewer: who would you like to see next?