Southpark Headcanons

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Southpark thing that just makes sense. More

Craig Tucker
Tweek Tweak
Pete Thelman (Goth kid)
Kenny McCormick
Micheal (Goth kid)
Henrietta Biggles
Ike Broflovski pt.2
Kyle Broflovski
Stan Marsh
Requests
Butters Scotch
Mike Makowski (vamp kid)
Eric Cartman
Tolkien Black
Clyde Donovan
Wendy Testaburger
Damien Thorn
Pip Pirrip
Southpark sexualities
Mental disorders/issues
Creek interview-
Stendyl interview
Style Interview-
Fike interview :)
Dip interview-
Pike interview-
Tweek Tweak

Bunny interveiw-

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Interviewer: Today we have another couple from Southpark, 
Interviewer: What are your names?

Kenny: I'm Kenneth and this is Leopold 
Butters: He means he's Kenny and I'm Butters. 

Interviewer: How old are you? 
Kenny: 14 and 14 

Interviewer: How did you guys meet?
Butters: In 3rd grade but I've had a crush on him since 4th grade. 

Interviewer: When did you start dating?
Butters: about 7 months ago. 

Interviewer: What about sexuality? 
Kenny: Pansexual 
Butters: Bi-curious 

Interviewer: Butters, what is Kenny's best quality? 
Butters: Well that's easy! His freckles and hugs! 
Interviewer: Kenny, what is Butters best quality?
Kenny: Yes. 
Butters: 0///0 

Interviewers: Butters, what's Kenny's worst quality? 
Butters: He's dirty mind! *pokes Kenny in the arm* 
Kenny: *opens mouth, closes mouth, opens mouth* Okay, fair point. 
Interviewer: Kenny, what's Butters worst quality
Kenny: He steals all my hoodies! 
Butters: *shrugs in orange parka* 

Interviewer: What are your favourite things to do together? 
Butters: cuddle and blow bubbles. 
Kenny: Kiss. 

Interviewer: Are you waiting till marriage? 
Kenny & Butters: *Holds up promise rings* 
Butters: I had the idea :) 

Interviewer: Who's big spoon and little spoon? 
Kenny: I'm big spoon. 
Butters: Little *grabs Kenny's hand* 

Can we get a kiss for the camera? 
Butters: 0///0
Kenny: 

Interviewer: Aw! Last question, who loves who more. 
Kenny: Me! 0///0
Butters: Me! 0///0
Kenny: you're wrong
Butters: I'm really not. 
Kenny: you are
Butters: Not
Kenny: *tackles Butters in hugs* 

Interviewer: Thank you guys :) 


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