Shuuichi's POV
" Ha...Ha...Sh-Shuuichi...!"
" Yes?"
" I...I really like you..."
" I know, I like you too."
While Ouma was at work he had a little too much to drink, he was drinking like it was the end of the world and we only had 20 minutes left to live. I tried to tell him to slow down but he didn't. In fact he told me: " Saihara sweetie I've been drinking since I was 18, I know how to handle my liquor." So because of his bad decisions and lack of self control, I'm now helping him back to his apartment. On the way when I was driving him home he threw up, twice, luckily not in my car, I gave him a bag to do it in. I was in love him yes, but not the idea of trying to clean vomit out of the flooring.
" You-You're pretty...!"
" Thank you."
I made it to his door and before I could unlock it he pushed me up against the door and proceed to make out with me. I lightly pushed him away.
" O-Ouma... At least let us get inside first..."
" No... I want you now..."
He went back to kissing me, I lightly pushed him away again.
" Wait. Just wait. Let me open the door first, then we can continue."
He pouted and as soon and I mean as soon I as I opened and closed the door he pushed me up against the door and made out with me again, and this time I kissed him back, he tasted like strong liquor, which was expected since he was drunk, without breaking the kiss I picked him up and carried him into the kitchen, placing him up on to the counter. We both broke away for air but then went right back into it. I could feel his hands working at my belt, eventually he pulled it off and threw it to the side. He pulled away again.
" Lemme...Lemme eat your ass..."
" W-what...?"
" I wanna eat your ass..."
" W-why...?!"
" Cuz...You gotta cute ass..."
" Just lemme eat it... Like a little nibble..."
" B-but you're drunk."
" I know... But I've done waaaaaaaay worse things while drunk. Once I got fisted... That was kinda fun... Kinda felt sore the next day...Buuuuuuuuut I'd prolly do it again if I was drunk enough.."
" Can I fist you...?"
" No."
" Can I eat your ass..?"
I thought about it for a while. I mean Ouma was drunk and isn't really in his right mind to consent, but then again we weren't *actually* having sex s-so I'm sure it's fine.
" Go ahead..."
" Yay...! Trust me I'm a really good ass eater... Probably"
Ouma hopped off the counter, got behind me and got on his knees. I bent over slightly. I was a little nervous, We haven't done something like this, I've never so much as put a finger up my ass, let alone have a...Tongue...
" Wait... I gotta go get somethin'."
He got up to get something, I wasn't really sure what to be honest. I only knew he was back when I felt him spread my ass apart, then I felt something wet which I'm pretty sure was his tongue.
"Ahh... W-wow..."
I honestly didn't know what to say, it was an odd feeling but I can't say it didn't feel good, it felt really good.
"H-haa O-Ouma... You're tongue..."
I don't understand how literally every part of his body is amazing. His hands, his ass, his mouth even his tongue it's ridiculous, but I love it. I love him. I then could feel his small hand working up my leg and then grab on to my dick, he then started to stroke it making me moan more. I could tell he was drunk by the way he was doing it, it was a little sloppier and almost lazy like.
" Ouma... Ahhhh...F-fuck...!"
His tongue... I couldn't believe how much he put me into a trance, if he kept this up I might cum soon... Just as I thought that his other hand reached up and grabbed my butt, squeezing it tightly.
" I'm getting close..."
It turns out that I was closer then I thought, and I came right there in his hand. When I finished I turned around and helped him to his room.
" But...But I don't wanna go to bed..."
" You will once you get in the bed."
Being the caring boyfriend that I am I decided to help him get into his pajamas and then I laid him in the bed.
" Shu... Will you...Stay with me...?"
" Of course, I can't just leave you when your drunk, I wouldn't want you to choke on your vomit."
" I...Dunno how to choke... You should know that..."
I rolled my eyes slightly as I tucked him in and kissed his forehead. I turned the lights off before sitting on the other side of the bed, I wasn't really tired yet so I decided I would just sit there and watch him until I got tired.
Kokichi's POV
"*Yawn* Damn headaches..."
I woke up and the first thing I felt was nauseous. But I also smelled...Waffles? Was somebody cooking waffles? I slowly got up and walked into the kitchen, there I saw Saihara.
" Morning Ouma."
" Hi... When did you get in here?"
" I brought you home. You don't remember?"
" Not really, my memory's kinda fuzzy."
" Well I made you waffles. I also placed strawberries around them and sprinkled chocolate chips and powdered sugar on them for you."
" Awwwwwwwww, you're sooooooooooooo sweet! What would I do without you?"
As I sat down at the kitchen table to eat the breakfast Saihara made me I wondered about something.
" Hey babe."
" Yeah?"
" I didn't say or do anything weird right...?"
" No."
" I didn't piss myself did I?"
" No, you didn't."
" Phew! Cuz that tends to happen a lot-"
" But you did eat my ass."
" *Cough*"
I nearly almost chocked on my damn ginger ale.
" I-I what...?"
" You ate my ass."
"..."
" Was I at least good...?"
" W-well I've never done something like that... So I don't really have anyone else to compare you to... But from how I felt you were good."
" I've taken a lot of your firsts haven't I? Nishishi~!"
" I'm so glad you liked it. Maybe I'll do it again when I'm sober... You'd like that wouldn't you...?"
" I wouldn't mind..."
" I figure you wouldn't."
I giggled as I continued to eat the really tasty waffles Saihara made me.