bacon bits🤤🥓
max 🥓
hello fellow friends
tola 👽
hola amigos 😝
dobby 🐧
oH hELlO tHerE
max 🥓
omg dobby my lover
tom 👽
i'm literally here too yk?
max 🥓
tom 👽
and that's my queue to leave-
dobby 🐧
tom 👽
so rude
harvey 🍞
yo
max 🥓
ew it's my brother
harvey 🍞
hello to you to max
dobby 🐧
where's everyone else?
harvey 🍞
tom 👽
what is it with the memes today..
max 🥓
they're funny
tom 👽
i forgot i'm best friends with a bunch of 4 year olds
harvey 🍞
grace 💋
hi boys xx
max 🥓
hi
dobby 🐧
ew
tom 👽
dobby we've spoke
about being nice
dobby 🐧
have we?
tom 👽
yes
dobby 🐧
i don't remember that conversation
grace 💋
oh yeah btw i don't think the others are gonna text on here for a while xx
max 🥓
what have u done
dobby 🐧
what did u say to them
grace 💋
i just told them something x
harvey 🍞
what did u say
grace 💋
well kira accidentally started talking about tour on the girlies groupchat and we had to tell them you guys are famous xx
max 🥓
WHAT
harvey 🍞
WTF GUYS
grace 💋
somebody had to tell them😳xx
tom 👽
well what did they say back?
grace 💋
they said they thought it was weird
harvey 🍞
oh jesus help me
max 🥓
dobby 🐧
hold up- since when are you in a groupchat with just the others..
kira 🧸
grace made it cos she was trying to say sorry to them for being a bitch
max 🥓
ok now we know this is a set up
kira 🧸
??
harvey 🍞
grace doesn't like to
apologise to people
dobby 🐧
preach hovis
grace 💋
then explain to me why the others aren't texting on here now- xx
harvey 🍞
because you're a bitch
grace 💋
excuse me 😳😳
dobby 🐧
FINALLY HE SEES WHAT I SEE
tom 👽
i'm not talking until i get a lawyer.
grace 💋
so now your gonna call me a bitch- when i've done nothing wrong?!
harvey 🍞
oh c'mon grace, would it hurt you to just be nice to others for once?
grace 💋
dobby hasn't been nice to me since the day we became friends, i don't see you calling him a bitch?
max 🥓
oh hell no you will leave my dobby out of this
dobby 🐧
atleast i don't make up rumours to make sure i stay centre of attention xxxx
kira 🧸
this is all very stressful
grace 💋
fine okay, i lied to the others a little, but you don't need them now anyways, you have me and kira🙄
max 🥓
grace i can't believe you
kira 🧸
this has gone too far..
max 🥓 removed grace 💋
max 🥓
finally
dobby 🐧
YES MAX
harvey 🍞
wtf happened
kira 🧸
we told them, that you said, they'd just use you
dobby 🐧
did anyone else's brain understand that? mine didn't- i'm so confused
tom 👽
hmm
dobby 🐧
just my brain?!
max 🥓
dobby we've been through this already, you don't have a brain
dobby 🐧
oh yeah
harvey 🍞
but did they believe you?
kira 🧸
katie and taylor definitely did, they both left the groupchat, i haven't heard from them since
harvey 🍞
shit
max 🥓
kira why would you even do this?
tom 👽
i thought u were the nice one out of the twisted sisters
dobby 🐧
they're called the twisted sisters because they're both 'twisted'
harvey 🍞
how the hell are we gonna fix this
dobby 🐧
tom is right tho
harvey 🍞
what if they never want to talk to us again
tom 👽
well you haven't done anything wrong
max 🥓
but they think we have
harvey 🍞
we should've just told them we were famous from the start
tom 👽
listen to tom next time then😌
kira 🧸
i'm so sorry guys
max 🥓
kira i just don't understand why you lied too..
kira 🧸
because if i didn't, grace would never be friends with me again..
dobby 🐧
and i say good riddance to her😌😌
max 🥓
isn't that a good thing tho?-
kira 🧸
look lads i'll tell them it was all a lie and then things should be ok-
harvey 🍞
no just leave it, i'll talk to them and apologise for not telling them before
max 🥓
yeah kira i think you've said enough to them..
tom 👽
tom👽
i'm sorry for interrupting this serious conversation, but that is the definition of max and dobby x
dobby 🐧
all i get tagged in on instagram are mobby edits
max 🥓
BAHAHA
dobby 🐧
it's getting quite concerning now 😳
max 🥓
harvey add me to the gc you're apologising in
dobby 🐧
dobby 🐧
max ^^
max 🥓
DANNY DEVITO MY GUY
tom 👽
#mobby
sorry💐🙏
harvey 🍞 added max 🥓...
harvey 🍞
hello
max 🥓
fancy seeing you here harvey😐
harvey 🍞
what a small world
libby 🚼
so it's true then-
max 🥓
well no
cait 🦝
then why tf are u sorry
chloe 🍄
cait leave it.. maybe let them talk
lilli 🐙
i want answers
max 🥓
ok we are famous-
taylor 😝
that's not new info x
harvey 🍞
yeah because grace
and kira told you
hannah 🧀
no we knew before that
lilli🐙
yeah ana and rio told us
max 🥓
oh
ana 🧽
i mean we do live in the uk
rio 🛒
and we religiously watch celebrity x factor
harvey 🍞
so you don't think it's weird?
libby 🚼
well no💀
rio 🛒
we thought it was cool-
elisha 🧅
like really cool
chloe 🍄
that was until you said we would use u for clout😪
max 🥓
we didn't say that tho
harvey 🍞
grace was jealous of katie and taylor and she wanted them gone basically
taylor 😝
oh
max 🥓
but instead we said get gone to her
lilli 🐙
finally that bloody witch is gone😝
hannah 🧀
wait why was she jealous of katie and taylor-
taylor 😝
because we're amazing duh 😳
max 🥓
true
chloe 🍄
what are you even sorry for then-
harvey 🍞
well it was for not telling you about the whole 'being famous'
thing before
lilli 🐙
nah it's chill
elisha 🧅
it's all cool
katie 🥬
cait 🦝
OMG KATIE MY FAV
katie 🥬
shit i thought this was the other gc-
libby 🚼
BAHAHA
max 🥓
well done
katie 🥬
oh it's max-
max 🥓
you don't sound happy to see me :(
katie 🥬
that's because ur not
here w me rn😠
max 🥓
just gonna jump on a
plane real quick
taylor 😝
PLS DO
max 🥓
on my way😌
katie 🥬
so what have i missed
harvey 🍞
we were apologising
katie 🥬
so it's true?
max 🥓
nO iTs nOt tRuE
lilli 🐙
max istg if you type like that one more time, i will swim to england and slap you across the face with a slice of cheese
hannah 🧀
what a waste of perfectly good cheese
max 🥓
dArE yOu
lilli 🐙
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME I'LL BE SWIMMING
katie 🥬
so if u didn't say we would use you for clout, why are u sorry
max 🥓
omg we've literally just been through this-
taylor 😝
shush max, katie wasn't here
max 🥓
sorry
ana 🧽
look at max listening to his wife
harvey 🍞
we're sorry for not telling you sooner, we shouldn't have kept it a secret from you guys
katie 🥬
it's ok hovis, i guess there's still nothing like us right?
taylor 😝
NJDWNDIWDJ
cait 🦝
katie u little tease 😃🖐
ana 🧽
my watch is now saying my heart rate is over 120-
max 🥓
i think i just shat myself
taylor 😝
max stop ruining the moment😭
elisha 🧅
oh god- 😭🤚
harvey 🍞
well now i have to
buy plane tickets to new york
katie 🥬
stop i would sob-
harvey 🍞
bet
taylor 😝
if u buy plane tickets i will hit u
NEW YORK 🤫🗽
harvey 🍞 added max 🥓...
max 🥓
don't tell me we're actually doing this-
harvey 🍞
oh we have to now
tom 👽
wait since when are we going to new york?!
harvey 🍞
since two minutes ago
dobby 🐧
so you're THAT in love with katie that you're willing to travel across the world for her?
harvey 🍞
ew dobby that's so cliche
tom 👽
don't lie
max 🥓
and she said it-
dobby 🐧
who said what now..
harvey 🍞
she said the thing
dobby 🐧
STOP IT YOU'RE LYING
tom 👽
WTF BROO
max 🥓
so yes now we're being
dragged to new york
tom 👽
does this mean we get to see the others too?
dobby 🐧
well obviously
tom 👽
I GET TOO SEE CAIT AND SIMON?!?
max 🥓
yes tom, you get to see your girlfriend and son 😌
dobby 🐧
🥲🥲🥲
tom 👽
tom 👽
ok when are we going then?
harvey 🍞
tomorrow?
max 🥓
harvey you're actually mental
harvey 🍞
we'll surprise them
tom 👽
and how exactly do we do that?
harvey 🍞
you'll see
dobby 🐧
this has to be the craziest idea that harvey has ever had..
...
#tait4life