Ok, so crazyhorsegirl_ gave me this idea without even knowing it! It's probably gonna be pretty short so, yeah!
Summary:
I don't know. Ashlyn and Red bump into eachother for the first time in years? Idk...
Big Red and Ashlyn don't know eachother very well. They didn't go to the same school or anything like that.
Big Red's POV
"What would you like? Cheerios or Honey Puffs?" I asked my son.
"Puff Puff" the two year old tried to reach for the bag off the shelf.
I grabbed a bad and moved the trolly before he could.
"Big Red?" I heard a familiar voice ask from behind me.
"Ashlyn?" I turned around "It's been so long!"
"Too long!" She laughed "Is this him?"
"Yep. This is your son!" I replied.
"Can I lift him?" She asked. I nodded so she lifted the baby up and started crying.
"What's wrong? Why are you crying?" I worried.
"I just wish my dad wasn't so strict and let me keep him. What's his name?" She wiped her tears.
"Small Red" I told her.
"Wait. What?" She looked shocked.
"He looks exactly like me. Small Red suits him!" I explained the meaning behind the name.
"Have- why- what if he doesn't like the name when he's older?" She stuttered, not seeming impressed.
"But he will. I like my name" I said "Do you not like it?"
"Do you want my honest opinion? No! I don't!" She informed me.
"It's not really your choice on what his name is!"
"I carried him around for nine months of my life. I had morning sickness for nine months. I liked eating ice cream on toast for nine months. I think he should be named something a bit more casual and not a small colour!"
"Yeah, and then you handed him to me and I never heard from you again!" I fought.
"Because my dad wouldn't let me have someone's baby after a one night stand at a party!" She responded.
"Well, Small Red and Big Red have to go. Good bye" I walked out. Boom.
Ok. I have no idea what this was. This is definitely the worst one shot yet. They didn't even end up together? What? I'm so confused... This is what happens when I'm bored! 😂😂