Request by darkness2235: Could you write chapter about this?
- refer to chapter I call it ABStract Art when Shakes getting stuck in the Charity Event that is in chapter Learning Life's Greatest Gift
Author: This long awaited chatfic bois. ALSO THANKS FOR THE 10K VIEWS AND WE HIT ANOTHER MILESTONE! WE HAVE OFFICIALLY GOT THE HIGHEST VOTES FOR THE TAG FOR SUPA STRIKAS!!! (thank you thank you)
Note: We lightly touch on plot but there's a like a surprise at the end :>
Note #2: Here's a clue for the surprise: Read Put Him On A Leash, SUBway and Masochism Tango all over again and pick up the subtle hints that all three stories share
Note #3: Since next chapter is the 20th, let have an qna, it be fun and a change of pace as well! You know the drill, comment down below any questions about me or the the story!
Words for the story alone: 3,820
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Main Cast:
Shakes
Others:
Supa Strikas
Star Players
Team Captains
Special Mention:
Mysterious Man
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What you are about to read is a following excerpt of text messages from the Vine Charity Event. In chapter, Learning Life's Greatest Gift.
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NEVER SKIP LEG DAY
Soccer Mom: Have anyone heard from Shakes?
Soccer Mom: I can't find him since we left him alone to chase Joe
Surf's Up: I'm sure he's fine. Last I saw him is with Skarra.
Soccer Mom: Those two sentences don't go well with each other.
Surf's Up: Yeah no shit that's why I try think on the bright side
It's faster if you roll: Lying to yourself is not a good thing
Surf's Up: Sigh I know
Soccer Mom: I just can't find him
Soccer Mom: I'm getting worried
Moves like a Jagger: Captain
Moves like a Jagger: Everyone is worried
Big Boi: Why not you go ask the other captains if their teammates knows where Shakes has been?
On Klaus Nein: But there all are scattered in the hall?
El literate: Make a group chat then
Soccer Mom: This is a bad idea
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Dancing Rasta created Super League Captains
Dancing Rasta added Dooma, Vladimir, Uber and two more others inside.
Dancing Rasta: This really is a bad idea
Vladimir: Oh?
Uber: Never expected you to make one
Dooma: I'm surprised at your boldness Rasta
Vladimir: You forgot Emilio and Udi
Dancing Rasta: Ah could you help me add them
Vladimir: Sure
Vladimir added Udi Pass and Emilio inside
Emilio: What in tarnation is this
Udi: I would like to know as well and who are you people?
Uber: We're captains
Skipper: I think he means the team we belonged to
Udi: Yes. I do mean that
Dancing Rasta: Supa Strikas
Vladimir: Grimm
Dooma: Invincible United
Uber: Iron Tank
Zoom: Sultans
Skipper: Hydra
Emilio: Cosmos
Udi: Cognito
Dooma: Great introductions over
Zoom: Hey Skipper?
Skipper: Yes.
Dancing Rasta: Oh no
Uber: Vhat is happening
Skipper has changed Dooma to DILF Hunter #1
Zoom has changed Vladimir to DILF Hunter #2
Skipper has changed Dancing Rasta to The DILF
Zoom has changed Uber to I steal DILF kids
Skipper has changed Emilio to Average Citizen #1
Zoom has changed Udi to Average Citizen #2
Zoom has changed their name to DILF Police #1
Skipper has changed their name to DILF Police #2
The DILF: ...just why
DILF Police #1: As people working in the force, we are very honest
DILF Police #2: Yes.
DILF Police #1: Would you like to do the honours, Skipper
DILF Police #2: That would be nice thank you very much
DILF Police #2 has changed the chat name to Christian moms against their kids
I steal DILF kids: We're men
DILF Hunter #2: I'm not Christian
DILF Police #2: Oops
DILF Police #2 has changed the chat name to Fathers of different faiths against their kids
DILF Police #2: Better?
Average Citizen #2: Somewhat I guess..
Average Citizen #1: Alright question
DILF Police #2: Shoot
Average Citizen #1: Why does this group only have like 8 captains when we all know there is more than 10+
The DILF: Well you see...
DILF Hunter #2: We don't know who they are
DILF Police #1: Plus if we add the people who we think is the leader/ captain
DILF Police #2: It just be the star players
I steal DILF kids: And they already have a groupchat
I steal DILF kids: It's called F*CK U SHAKES
The DILF: I....what?
DILF Hunter #1: Hm the name seems appropriate
The DILF: How do you know?
I steal DILF kids: I'm in it
The DILF: I see...
DILF Police #1: Wait you're telling us that only the star players are on the chat???
I steal DILF kids: yes
DILF Police #1: Which are only for star or strong players???
I steal DILF kids: yes
DILF Police #1: AND YOU NEVER ADD ME IN???
I steal DILF kids: yes
DILF Police #1: That's it
DILF Police #1: Skipper my child we're leaving
DILF Police #2: You're not my dad, Zoom????
DILF Police #2: (say hi to Liquido for me will you, he needs to take his meds)
I steal DILF kids: (ok)
DILF Police #1: DON'T TALK TO YOUR FATHER IN THAT TONE
DILF Police #2: Since when???
DILF Police #1: WHEN I ADOPTED YOU
The DILF: Why is everyone around me getting adopted?
DILF Hunter #1: I mean you could call me daddy if you want ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DILF Police #2: You know what dad, I'm leaving with you
DILF Police #1: Lettuce go
Average Citizen #1: Damn that's smooth
The DILF: Yeah and after he typed that, he pushed me off the GODDAMN STAIRS
DILF Hunter #1: :)
DILF Hunter #1: I feast on the suffering of Rasta's legg
DILF Hunter #2: DOOMA NO
DILF Hunter #1: DOOMA YES
The DILF: It's fine, I'm used to it by now
Average Citizen #2: Interesting...
I steal DILF kids: Used to it?
The DILF: This is not the first nor the last Dooma will hurt my leg
The DILF: Nevermind that
The DILF: Has anyone seen Shakes? That was the main purpose of me making this chat
Average Citizen #1: You made a chat?
DILF Hunter #2: With other teams?
DILF Police #2: To find your player?
The DILF: uh ye?
DILF Police #1: How much of a father are you???
The DILF: ...
The DILF: So as I was saying, anyone know where Shakes is?
Average Citizen #2: Ask Uber, he is the one who "apparently" steal your kids
I steal DILF kids: FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T
I steal DILF kids: IT'S JUST A TASK THAT I'M FORCED TO COMPLETE BY COLONEL
I steal DILF kids: AND THIS NICKNAME WAS CREATED BY YOU GUYS
DILF Police #1: Signs of aggression?
DILF Police #2: Check
DILF Police #1: Blatant denial?
DILF Police #2: Check
DILF Police #1: Not very strong and valid argument?
DILF Police #2: Check
DILF Police #1: So we have reasons to believe you stole Shakes
DILF Police #2: Again
I steal DILF kids: I DIDN'T
DILF Police #1: ಠ_ಠ
DILF Police #2: ಠ_ಠ
I steal DILF kids: Ok fine
Average Citizen #2: So you did child abduct Shakes?
I steal DILF kids: You shut your mouth, you got me in this mess
I steal DILF kids: I did NOT kidnap Shakes but...
The DILF: But.?
DILF Hunter #1: But..?
DILF Hunter #2: But...?
DILF Police #1: But....?
DILF Police #2: But.....?
Average Citizen #1: But......?
Average Citizen #2: But.......?
I steal DILF kids: I was chasing him just now (due to a valid and PERSONAL reason)
I steal DILF kids: I don't know where he went after he turned a corner
I steal DILF kids: And now Skarra is after him
The DILF: ...
The DILF: Dooma you're coming with me, Vlad you stay at the hall and watch
DILF Hunter #1: Wow so assertive~~
DILF Hunter #2: I'll gladly be your watch dog
DILF Police #1: THIS IS THE DILF POLICE
DILF Police #2: YOUR HORNINESS IS TOO STRONG
DILF Hunter #1: i'm nOT GOING BACK TO REFAB-
DILF Hunter #2: don'T PUT ME IN THE CASKET-
The DILF: I just want to look for Shakes
I steal DILF kids: Oh don't worry, it's worse in the striker's chat
The DILF: Should I be concern?
I steal DILF kids: Uhhhhh, no...?
The DILF: Hm yes very convincing
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F*CK U SHAKES
I fight for honour: Hey guys, why is the chat name dissing Shakes?
Mad scientist son: Well it's usually because Shakes always manages to stop every plan and strategies our Coaches created for us
I fight for honour: But this chat has nothing to do with our coaches?
Proceed with Caution: There's another
I fight for honour: Oh hi Shakes!
Proceed with Caution: Hi Miko and hi Chuck
Mad Scientist son: Hello
I fight for honour: What's the other reason?
Proceed with Caution: Oh let me demonstrate~
Mad Scientist son: Oh no
Proceed with Caution: Skarra's a twink let's discuss
Middle fingers up: : I awoke this morning feeling good and thanked the lord for a new day and I hear you calling me a twink?
Proceed with Caution: Yes.
Middle fingers up: FUCK U SHAKES
I fight for honour: Ahem
Middle fingers up: Uhhhh
Mad Scientist son: Oh damn
Proceed with Caution: Rip Skarra
Larry the Lobster: He's fucked
Space Daddy: Bitch boy is about to get rekt
Middle fingers up: Wait, WHY CAN THEY CURSE?????
I fight for honour: Because they're not aiming it at anyone specifically
Middle fingers up: Liquido and Meda gets away with it?!?!?!
I fight for honour: I can't bash someone who spoke the truth
Larry the Lobster: we cool
Space Daddy: hell yeah
I fight for honour: At least try to be nicer when cursing someone
Middle fingers up: HOW
I fight for honour: Use a Shakespearean insult like Shakes
Middle fingers up: The fuck
I fight for honour: ಠ_ಠ
Middle fingers up: The f*ck
I fight for honour: ಠ◡ಠ
Middle fingers up: Like hell I'm using the nerd's insults
Proceed with Caution: At least I'm more cultured than you
Middle fingers up: Oi oi oi
Middle fingers up: Take that back loser
Proceed with Caution: no.
Middle fingers up: YOU WANNA FIGHT?!??!
Proceed with Caution: I'll beat thee, but I would infect my hands
Middle fingers up: WHAT YOU TRYNA SAY A**HOLE
Proceed with Caution: Thou art unfit for any place but hell
Middle fingers up: I'll find you and I will kill you
Middle fingers up: Just like the game we used to play
Proceed with Caution: Thou crusty batch of nature
Middle fingers up: THAT'S IT
Middle fingers up: COME OUT SHAKES
Middle fingers up: LET'S EXCHANGE BLOWS LIKE WE DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
Middle fingers up: THOSE WERE SOME GOOD TIMES, EH?
Proceed with Caution: Away you three inch fool
Space Daddy: Oooooof
Larry the Lobster: I felt that burn
I fight for honour: How will Skarra ever find inner peace
Mad Scientist son: So are we going to ignore the fact that Shakes and Skarra fought when they were kids?
Proceed with Caution: Yes. :)
Middle fingers up: Yes. :)
Mad Scientist son: Ok, I'm scared
I fight for honour: Well to answer whether or not Skarra will find inner peace is... him chasing Shakes
Space Daddy: This is going to be a shit show
I fight for honour: Meda
Space Daddy: No no you see, Shakes already got Uber chasing him just now
I fight for honour: ...
I fight for honour: @theTANK
theTANK: Ayo wassup
theTANK: Ah
theTANK: Yeah I stopped going after him. He made a corner turn and vanished
theTANK: So I gave up
theTANK: (also Liquido, your captain said hi and ask you take your meds)
Larry the Lobster: (no wonder I felt like I was forgetting something)
Mad Scientist son: Why did you chase him for though?
theTANK: That is a personal reason
Proceed with Caution: I called out to him "Hey pipsqueak!" and he answered back "VHAT"
Proceed with Caution: He was with the other Iron Tank teammates so they laughed at him for answering to pipsqueak
Proceed with Caution: Uber was mad and thus we began the chase
Proceed with Caution: ...
Proceed with Caution: Speaking of that
Proceed with Caution has changed theTANK to PIPSQUEAK
PIPSQUEAK: Sometimes I want to choke you
Middle fingers up: Get in line
Middle fingers up: I'm about to find that nerd and rip his guts out
PIPSQUEAK: Good luck at finding him cause I can't
Middle fingers up: Oh I will find him
Proceed with Caution: Eventually
Larry the Lobster: Shouldn't you say never?
Proceed with Caution: Nah I need to come out of my hiding spot before Rasta bubble wrap me
Larry the Lobster: That's worrying
Proceed with Caution: I mean I can move around but once I get out, it'll probably be public
Space Daddy: I feel like you're just giving us random clues
Proceed with Caution: I mean I rather be found by any other person than Skarra
Proceed with Caution: And my Coach
Proceed with Caution: And Vince
Proceed with Caution: ...and the other coaches
Mad Scientist son: What is with you and making every other coaches pop a vein when they see you
Mad Scientist son: Toni Vern I can understand
I fight for honour: Very well?
Mad Scientist son: Very well.
Larry the Lobster: Del Aqua depends on the waves
PIPSQUEAK: Colonel Von Pushup I sometimes get
Space Daddy: I don't know what he did but whenever I mention you to Coach Black
Space Daddy: He seemed either 1 really interested or 2 really frustrated
Mad Scientist son: What power do you have???
Proceed with Caution: Oh why look the time
Proceed with Caution: It seems I have to run
Mad Scientist son: Hey Skarra find him
Middle fingers up: What
Mad Scientist son: I need to interrogate him about this one day
Middle fingers up: I'll see what I can do after bashing him
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NEVER SKIP LEG DAY
Moves like a Jagger: Goddamnit Shakes where are you???
Moves like a Jagger: Rasta already told me you got Skarra chasing after you
It's faster if you roll: Yeah and he also had to bring Dooma into this
It's faster if you roll: DOOMA
Moves like a Jagger: For goodness sake are you trying to make us go bald
Babey Boi: Only El Matador
Surf's Up: SHAKES
Surf's Up: THE HELL YOU AT
Surf's Up: I'M GOING TO SHOVE YOU INTO A STRAIGHT JACKET
Moves like a Jagger: Bro, I have a feeling he can escape from it though
Babey Boi: I mean you're not the first to put me in a straight jacket..
Moves like a Jagger: I...
It's faster if you roll: We...
Surf's Up: Are very concerned
Babey Boi: Another story for another day
Moves like a Jagger: You better tell us about this
Babey Boi: Yes sir
Moves like a Jagger: Ok back to the problem
Surf's Up: COME OUT SHAKES
Babey Boi: I'm bi
Surf's Up: Well not like that but we still support you
Babey Boi: :D
Surf's Up: NOW COME OUT OF YOUR HIDING PLACE
Babey Boi: Eventually
Surf's Up: MOTHERFU-
It's faster if you roll: (also tell us when you had your bi awakening)
Babey Boi: (next time)
Moves like a Jagger: We are so putting a choker on you when I get my hands on ya
Moves like a Jagger: Speaking of chokers, where's the one Klaus forced it upon you
Babey Boi: Weirdly enough it went missing
It's faster if you roll: Just say you threw it away
Babey Boi: No really it went missing
Moves like a Jagger: Ah whatever, Klaus got more
On Klaus Nein: Yep!
Surf's Up: Wait a minute Shakes
Babey Boi: waiting
Surf's Up: Are you in the 🧛👀🔇🚆⛸️
Babey Boi: Yes I'm in the 🧛👀🔇🚆⛸️
Moves like a Jagger: In no way in hell we're going to go into the 🧛👀🔇🚆⛸️ again
Babey Boi: Oh it's fine you can leave me in the 🧛👀🔇🚆⛸️
Babey Boi:I'm going to go down anyways
Surf's Up: Fine
Moves like a Jagger: We'll leave you be
It's faster if you roll: Have fun in the 🧛👀🔇🚆⛸️
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Fathers of different faiths against their kids
Average Citizen #1: Did you find Shakes?
The DILF: Yes he told me where he was hiding at via message
DILF Police #2: Oh where is he then?
The DILF: He's in the 🧛👀🔇🚆⛸️
DILF Police #2: Uhhh
DILF Hunter #1: Vlad saw a no noise sign in a train while he was ice skating?
DILF Hunter #2: It was one time, Dooma
DILF Hunter #1: Rasta I don't understand
The DILF: Ah sorry, I forgot you guys don't know the meaning
The DILF: Take the first letter in each emoji and then read it
DILF Police #2: Vents?
The DILF: Vents.
DILF Police #2: Vents!
DILF Police #2: Vents?
DILF Police #2: VENTS???
The DILF: Yeah he's in the vents again
Average Citizen #2: Wh...why
Average Citizen #1: Again???
I steal DILF kids: No wonder
The DILF: It's the only place Uber won't fit and no one dare goes
Average Citizen #2: Your striker has balls of steel
I steal DILF kids: It's way tougher than steel
Average Citizen #2: I'm intrigued
The DILF: You mean impressed?
Average Citizen #2: No no intrigued
Average Citizen #1: So will lil' Shakes go down?
The DILF: Why did you put lil'? Also he said he can come down on his own
Average Citizen #1: Force of habit from Buddy Watkins
Average Citizen #1: His cowboy accent and slangs is catching up to me
Average Citizen #1: I wouldn't be surprised if Ninja called Shakes lil' as well
Average Citizen #1: Considering that Ninja is a senior to Shakes
DILF Police #2: Bro everyone is like older than Shakes
DILF Police #2: It's like the unspoken rule
Average Citizen #2: Interesting...
DILF Hunter #1: Why yes indeed...
The DILF: Stay away from Shakes you fuckin' weirdos
DILF Hunter #1: Ah that hurt me in the heart
Average Citizen #2: Same
Average Citizen #1: Didn't know he could curse
DILF Police #2: Bro I didn't know he knows how to curse
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NEVER SKIP LEG DAY
Road Blok Ahead: send shakesjustwhy.jpg
Soccer Mom: Shakes just why
Moves like a Jagger: What happened?
It's faster if your roll: I'm so confused
El literate: WHY YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU ALREADY GOT A BOYFRIEND
On Klaus Nein: WE HAVEN'T GAVE THEM THE SUITOR'S TEST YET
El literate: WE BETTER START NOW
On Klaus Nein: YOU GATHER THE REST
Surf's Up: woah woah woah
Surf's Up: Calm down bros
Road Blok Ahead: (・ ～ ・;)
El literate: NOT UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHAT HAPPENED
It's faster if you roll: Shakes fell from the vents and landed into Riano's arm
El literate: Oh so it's just Shakes falling from the vents
On Klaus Nein: No need to worry
El literate: Wait...
On Klaus Nein: THAT'S A LOT TO WORRY
El literate: IS HE OK
On Klaus Nein: IS HE BLEEDING
El literate: I SWEAR TO GOD IF RIANO MESSES WITH HIM
On Klaus Nein: I'M GOING TO CASTRATE THAT SON OF BURNT PASTRY
Surf's Up: CALM DOWN DUDES
Surf's Up: Shakes is totally fine
Surf's Up: It's Riano we're talking about here
Surf's Up: He wouldn't hurt a fly
Surf's Up: Right Blok?
Road Blok Ahead: (＾∇＾)ﾉ♪
El literate: But...
On Klaus Nein: But...
It's faster if you roll: Would you rather have Skarra caught him?
Moves like a Jagger: OH HELL NO
Surf's Up:IMMA FINNA QUIT
El literate: Next time I'm going to see him, I'll make him choke on a bloody horse heart
Road Blok Ahead: (╬☉д⊙)⊰⊹ฺ
On Klaus Nein: Alright fine we will allow Riano to be in touch with Shakes
It's faster if you roll: Kami-sama y'all are like the over possessive brothers
El literate: Of course we are
On Klaus Nein: We must only allow the best for him
It's faster if you roll: Guys, ya know his old enough to make his decision right?
Road Blok Ahead: ₍•́_•́₎
On Klaus Nein: He climbed through the vents today
El literate: Yesterday he skateboard off the stadium and barely hit the Sheikh
On Klaus Nein: He hijacked Iron Tank's submarine three days ago
El literate: Toni Vern caught him sleeping on top of the vending machine last Wednesday
On Klaus Nein: And this is all in chronological order of what happened in four days
Accidental Father: HE WHAT
El literate: ah shit
On Klaus Nein: oops
Accidental Father: How was I not informed of this?
Accidental Father: Especially since most of the other coaches were there.
El literate: Uhh
On Klaus Nein: Uhm
Accidental Father: Spit it out you two
El literate: So uh the coaches just kinda
On Klaus Nein: Either do one of three things
Accidental Father: The first one?
El literate: Lectured him
Accidental Father: Second?
On Klaus Nein: Interrogated him
Accidental Father: Third?
El literate: Recruit him
On Klaus Nein: Recruit him
Accidental Father: Noted.
On Klaus Nein: mummy I'm scared
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F*CK U SHAKES
Amore: send >;p.jpg
I fight for honour: how the hell is Shakes in your arms, Riano???
Amore: God gave me a blessing ;)
Middle fingers up: Where is he NOW
Amore: I let him down and now he's with Supa Strikas, they're dogpiling him with their coach lecturing him
Middle fingers up: Tch
I fight for honour: How did you get Shakes in your arms?
Amore: He fell from the ceiling and I caught him in my arms
I fight for honour: I have so many questions yet I don't
Amore: Like I said, it was a blessing
Pillar Man: Seriously Riano
Pillar Man: The first thing you say to him is "I guess you've fallen for me"
Amore: Now now, don't be jealous Santos
Amore: Vladimir thinks that I have great skill in flirting
Pillar Man: You say a lot of shit for someone in slapping distance
Pillar Man: The media is going to know about this
Amore: Then let them
Amore: The media needs something to talk about
Pillar Man: You're going to reap what you sow
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In a café, there was a man reading a newspaper. With the headlines saying, 'SUPA STRIKAS STRIKER IS DATING BARKA FC STRIKER?'.
The man took a sip of his coffee as read the article. It left a bitter taste in his mouth the more he read on. His fingers crumpled the paper and his jaw tightened. The patrons of the place looked at him warily but nonetheless continue back to their usual routine.
After reading the article, the man forcefully calmed down and think about his next course of action. His mind was still fuzzy, swiftly he pulled out a black choker with a golden lock. He took a whiff of it and instinctively calm down. He was so glad that he visited Shakes while he was sick. He saw the choker on the table and snatched it without Shakes knowing about it.
"Ah~ you smell so sweet. Reminds me of vanilla," the man whispered to himself. Whenever he was with Shakes, he always felt alive and safe.
He didn't want to lose that high. The high that he can get off to. The high that helps him sleep at night without a hitch. The high that stayed with him when he couldn't do anything. The high that kept him going. He is and always going to be addicted to that high. He was like a drug addict wanting more and more until there's nothing left to offer. But Shakes always have something to offer so it was a perfect circumstance. Love is an addiction after all.
"Tsk tsk Shakes, you shouldn't be with anyone else but me~" the man licked his lips. He first needed to exterminate the pests in his way. Shakes endgame will be with him and only him.
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Author: Ah the chatfics are fun to make. I don't know what else to ask here. Oh! Type in the comments below any questions or comments about the chapters and book so far, tell me your favourite chapter as well. I will answer them eventually :> (I will don't worry, just like Shakes, I will answer them all at once)
Fun Fact: I was eating instant noodles at 3am (because i was hungry and i just finished my science exam) when this following scenario ensues:
Author: [watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine while eating instant noodles]
Big Brain: BRO
Author: What dude, I thought the crippling anxiety for science is over?
Big Brain: What if we make captain groupchat and lead players one as well
Author: YOOOOOOOO
[and so the author created this fic and got an 80/100 for sci, hell yeah]
(do note this was like in October 2020)
(this goes to shows how much I procrastinated)