Where were you the day Taekook was confirmed? That is the #1 question trending on Twitter. After what feels like years of teasing and speculation, it is safe to say that Taekook is Real!
Namjoon is shook reading this article on the net. This isn't just some Koreaboo article, this is trending on all of the major news websites. Everywhere. They picked it up even before Dispatch. Holy shit! This is big!
**Flashback one week earlier**
Namjoon: Alright guys last night, we're almost done , let's do this. We are in Korea, Let's go out with a bang!
Hobi: Yeah! Let's give them something to remember us by!
Jimin: I'm pumped, I can't believe it's already been three nights!
Hobi: I know right! This whole tour has been awesome, even with the extension dates. You guys are the best people to work with. We're at home, the crowd is huge! I'm just sad we couldn't throw out Halloween candy like I wanted to.
Jin: First of all Hobi, we love you too. Second candy could've hurt somebody. So no candy. Let's finish this tour strong guys!
Jungkook: Let's get it!!!
Taehyung pulls Jungkook aside and whispers in his ear.
Taehyung: Are you still down for what we talked about? It's ok if you want to back out now.
Jungkook: I've been ready for this for the longest. How about you? Are you ready for this? Once we do it there is no going back.
Taehyung: I'm nervous but, I'm ready to be yours completely.
Jungkook: I like the sound of that. Mine.
Taehyung: Do you think we should let the other guys know what we are doing. I don't want them to be upset with us.
Jungkook: No, everything needs to be genuine. Nothing scripted. I don't even want us to know what the other is doing.
Taehyung: Your right. I love you.
Jungkook: I know.
Taehyung: Hey!
Jungkook: Just kidding I love you too.
Yoongi: Yah! Are you love birds done over there? I'm ready to get this show on the road. I need a nap.
Jimin: It's funny you say that, because as soon as the lights go up, you literally turn on.
Hobi: I think that's just when you guys are alone, I'm sure he "turns on" then. (laughing hysterically) I kill me!
Yoongi: If only......
Namjoon: Let's go!
**Present day**
Jin: Joon are you still reading those news articles? You need to take a break.
Namjoon: Did you see the pictures and video footage? PD Nim is going to kill me.
Jin: Don't be so sure. It's been a whole week already and we haven't heard anything from Big Hit. Maybe it's fine.
Namjoon: It's never fine. We finally got them on board with slowly exposing ourselves and then these two knuckleheads took it upon themselves to go buckwild in our last actual concert of this tour, in S. Korea, on the freakin Big Screen!
Jin: Joonie calm down, they'll be here in a minute, you don't want them to think your mad at them.
Namjoon: I'M NOT MAD! I'M PISSED!
At that moment there was a light knock on the door. Jin looked at Namjoon to make sure he had his emotions under control, before opening the door to let the boys into Joons apartment. Surprised that there wasn't just the two, but five boys shuffling into the room.
Namjoon: Hey, what are all of you doing here. We were supposed to be having a meeting with Taehyung and Jungkook. Can you guys come back later.
Jin: I pulled rank and called everyone. If we're doing this we're not making the same mistakes as before. We're going to talk as a team, no scratch that, family.
Yoongi: Yeah, there is no way I'm letting our Maknaes face this alone again. So, what's up? What did big hit say? Why are we having this meeting? Whose skull do I need to crack?
Jin: Really Yoongi? Calm down. Big Hit hasn't said anything yet.
Jimin: What? Are you serious? Oh, this is bad.
Hobi: I know RIP Taekook. Gone but not forgotten. You were in your prime... You will be missed. (wipes faux tears)
Jimin: Really Hobi, your scaring them. Stop it!
Jungkook: I'm not scared! I don't care, they can say what they want I'm not sorry.
Taehyung: Me neither! Guys it's been years. We're tired. We have been slowly emerging for the longest. How much longer do you think this could go on?
Jungkook: Right! I mean, we have been doing it their way for so long. We just didn't want to keep dragging it out. I want everyone to know he's mine, and I'm his. Regardless of whether they accept it or not.
Namjoon: Do you have any idea how big this is? Have you seen the News coverage and the videos? Here let me show you! Look at this!
Namjoon pulls out his cell phone and pulls up a news sight to show the group.
Namjoon: And those are some of the tamer images. Did you legit touch Tae's junk during one of the songs?
Junkgook: To be fair, that was an accident. But, I kinda wish I had thought of it myself. Especially after that kiss. That was genius. I was shook, I thought it was Jimin at first. Phew! Scared me.
Jimin: What the hell! I'm offended by that statement. If it had been me, so what. It's called fan service. The Jikookers would have loved it.
Taehyung: Not gonna lie, not a fan.
Yoongi: Me neither.
Namjoon: You guys are missing the point! This is bad! We were supposed to do this together. You decided to do this on your own.
Jungkook: Plausible deniability.
Taehyung: Uhm hmm. (nodding his head)
Jungkook: We didn't want to implicate you guys, if things went left.
Jimin: Awwww!
Jimin grabs both boys and hugs them tightly. Joined by Hobi. Meanwhile Namjoon looks like he is about to explode.
Namjoon: What the..... It went left. It went so left, its now right.
Yoongi: Then why you mad if it's right?
Namjoon: That's not what I meant.
Hobi: Are you okay? You seem stressed.
Jin: Joon. Callllmmmmm down. Everything is going to be fine. We are in this together, remember?
After taking a few deep cleansing breaths Namjoon settles back into a chair and addresses the room.
Namjoon: Alright guys.... I'm sorry for blowing up again. I'm just really scared right now. We haven't heard from Big Hit yet. That's not normal. They are never this quiet when something this big happens. I'm really worried.
Yoongi: Yah! You big baby! Your not alone. We're going to deal with this together. The only thing I'm pissed about is had I known we were jumping out of the closet, I would've put Jimin on his back on stage and really gave 'em a show.
Jimin: Hyung!
Yoongi just points ant Jimin smirking and gives him finger hearts, much to a blushing Jimin's chagrin. At that very moment Namjoons' phone rings. Everyones stops in their tracks as Namjoon holds up the display to show that their manager is calling.
Yoongi: Shit just got real....
****To Be Continued****
Hi guys! Hope you are all doing well. I'm not. I have been slayed by the Dynamite Teaser. Here lies geegeebabyot7, let's just say she went out with a bang. 💀⚰️⛪
Gravestone will read "She wasn't ready." Autopsy report detected overkill by Kim Taehyung and his green suit and blonde hair.
She will be missed.