"3, come on out!!!" 4 yelled, pounding on the bedroom door.
"Why did you make me wear thiiiiis?" 3 complained through the door.
"We also made you take a shower, don't forget." 4 said.
"Ah yes, the watery prison we call a shower." 3 said.
"Im not coming out. Why a dress of all things?" 3 called through the door.
"OPEN THE COD DAMN DOOR!" 4 yelled again, pounding on the door.
"Language!" 8 said.
"Inkling!" 4 replied.
"Im still not coming out." 3 groaned.
"Will you please come out?"8 asked.
3 went silent, and after a minute, the doorknob started to jiggle. 3 opened the door, and there stood 3.
(3's wearing this;
ok bai)
"T-There. You happy now?" 3 stuttered, looking away.
"oh my COD!!!" 4 squealed. "Its PERFECT!"
(4's wearing this:
okey)
"You look...great 3!" 8 said!
(8's wearing this;
:D)
"T-Thanks, you too." 3 stuttered.
"LETS GO!!!!!" 4 yelled, running towards the door.
Later...
They arrived at the bar, Tint 'n Lint. All three walked in.
"This is a nice bar!" 4 marveled.
"Alright, before we start, any warnings?" 4 asked.
"No. I drink responsibly (lie 1), and I'm not an 'emotional drunk'.(lie 2)" 3 said, looking around.
"Same." 8 said.
A boy inkling waltzed up to 3 and asked
"Hey there, beautiful. Could I ge-"
"Oh, shut up Im gay." 3 said, putting her hand up.
The three walked away, and took a seat at the bar.
"Could I get a Tears of Llorona No. 3 Extra Añejo Tequila on the rocks?" 3 asked the bartender. She then looked back at her friends "What y'all want?" 3 asked.
"I'll have a..." 4 said, looking up at the menu. "A Malibu Sunset."
"And you 8?" 3 asked.
"I-Ive never had a drink before..." 8 said.
"Seriously?" 3 asked.
"Y-Yeah..."
"Well my first drink was a Tequila Sunset, so you want to try one?" 3 offered.
"Y-Yeah, that sounds good!"
"There we have it." 4 said.
Later...
"Ooh, we should tell each other stories!" 4 clapped.
"Thats a great idea, 4!" 8 agreed.
"Sure." 3 said.
"I'll go first. When I was small..." 4 began.
"'was'" 3 snorted.
"Oh, shut up you!" 4 said. "When I was small, somewhere around 6, I wanted to run away and live in the forest. When my mom asked why I was packing a bag, I invited her with me. Loved my parents, just wanted to try living in a hollow tree for a while, y'know?"
"Classic 4..." 3 mumbled.
"What about you 8?" 4 asked.
"Well, since I don't remember my childhood much, I can only tell a story from the metro." 8 said.
"Thats alright, go ahead." 3 said.
"So one time, I was talking to Iso Padre, and he told me that C.Q. has a TERRIBLE fear of bananas. Its an actual phobia, called Bananaphobia. So, in the trains cafe, I plucked some bananas, and decided to bring them with me to the next test to spook C.Q. So while he isn't looking, I place the bananas near him, and go on my merry way. In the middle of my test, I hear a high-piched squeal, which surprisingly belonged to the one, the only, C.Q.Cumber. He then said if I keep quiet about this, he'll hack into the mainframe and get me one million C.Q. Points. I took the deal, and to this day, have no debt." 8 said.
"THATS HI-LARIOUS." 4 laughed.
"I-I cant..." 3 laughed, falling off her chair.
"Now its your turn, 3!" 4 said, pointing at 3.
"Alright, Alright." 3 groaned. (the following is based on a true story, of yours truly.)"So when I was a baby, I didn't trust anyone. Not even my own MOTHER. So when she tried to feed me solid food, everything went wrong. So she's trying to feed me a banana, right? I grab the banana, take it from her, swat her hand away, sniff the banana, and lick it. I make the MOST DISGUSTED face. So, bing bang boom, I don't like bananas."
"You really cant trust anyone, can you 3?" 4 joked.
"Except for my friends." 3 said, taking a swig of her drink.
Later...
"I thought you said you weren't a monster drinker?" 4 asked.
"I lieddd!" 3 sobbed, resting her head on the bar.
"Hmm.. What else have you lied about?" 4 asked.
"Y-You *sob* aren't a bad agent *sob* I envy *sob* you." 3 sobbed.
"Anything else?" 4 asked.
"Im *sob* really insecureeee *sob* a-and *sob* I hate myself with a passion *sob*" 3 sobbed.
"3?" 8 asked.
"Y-yes? *sob*"
"A-Are you okay?" 8 asked.
"N-No *sob* A-Also, your really *sob* pretty." 3 cried.
"R-Really?" 8 blushed.
"Y-yeah *sob* I- *sob* I don't know why I'm saying all this *sob*" 3 cried.
"Alright, lets get this sack of shit home before she floods the bar." 4 said, poking the sobbing 3.
"Don't call her that!" 8 said. "We should get her up though."
"Nooooo*sob*" 3 sobbed.
"C'mon 3, get up." 4 said.
"Nooooooo!" 3 cried.
"We're going to have to carry her." 4 said. "But I have to pay first."
A little while later...
"Fo-Four..." 3 slurred.
"*Sigh* yes 3?" 4 asked.
"Your a dumbass." 3 slurred.
"And we're back to the old 3." 4 sighed.
Even later...
The three arrived at the apartment, where they sat 3 down.
"What should we do with her?" 8 asked.
"i....have....fINGERS!" 3 yelled.
"R-Record her, it will last longer." 4 laughed.
"4!" 8 said.
"Alright, alright. Send her to bed with a glass of water, I guess. The worst thing that can happen is a hangover tomorrow." 4 said.
"W-wait...where is...my...nose?" 3 asked.
"3, can you get up for me?" 8 asked.
"S-Sure, beautiful." 3 said.
3 drunkenly stood up, and stumbled for a bit. 8 grabbed her arm, and lead her to the bedroom that they shared. 8 opened the door, led her in and pulled up the cover, 8 then laid 3 down.
"Stay here for me, okay 3?"
"Okaaaayyyy" 3 slurred.
8 went to get her a glass of water, and by the time she came back, 3 had already fallen asleep. 8 sighed, then went to watch a movie with 4.