Halaal Jokes

By veiledhumor

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A series of humorous Islamic jokes that will even have the haram police crying out of laughter. Make sure yo... More

Halaal Jokes
fathers number.
beard.
Asalamu Alakum
Hafith
singing
Jannah
Shower
Beard
Zam zam
Fajr time
Wear hijab
InshAllah.
Second wife
Fat
Paris
twerking
Lesson on zina
BMW VS TOYOTA
Tajweed.
LMHO
Eid Mubarak
Married twice
Sheikh Google?
Humps
Nasty girls
Oops- more like poops
Bigger Hijab
Fasting
Grow a beard
Judge
Sunnah
Beard is sunnah
Ninja
Ugly
Wudhu
Connect
Wattpad
Lowering ur gaze
Where are you from?
What is wattpad?
Reading late at night
Smiling at wattpad
A nose ring
Finally got it! / Nose ring
School
What time?
Peace be upon you!
Halal salad

Hot VS beautiful

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By veiledhumor

Blonde girl : I love seeing girls expose their legs.. And just walk on the beach sand so confidently

Muslim girl: So does shaytan.. Hot girls are meant for fire.. Beautiful girls are meant for Beauty

- now ask yourself ;
Which one are you ?

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