Draco Malfoy: Is my girlfriend really gonna take a billion hours to get ready? Uggggh
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Harry: Hermione taking forever again?
Draco: yep. Third time this week
Ginny: you've seen her hair... Right?
Draco: in the morning? Yep. Scary stuff
Harry: LOL.
Ron: Hermione has to take a billion hours to get that head of hair under control... Otherwise it'll try to take over the world. Hahaha
Harry: shh. She's gonna kill us for making fun of her .. You know that, right?
Ron: I'm just surprised she hasn't already sufficed Malfoy with it yet.
Draco: one time... She almost did.
Harry: is that why she has to braid her hair when she sleeps?
Draco: probably. Ginny?
Ginny: actually... She does it to make her hair "curly" but it always backfires and looks like a birds nest. Which is why she ends up taking forever to get it right.
Draco: at this rate... I'll be dating cousin It.
Ron: who?
Harry: Addams family.... Cousin it. He's the really hairy one?
Draco: precisely.
Ron: oh. Right.
Hermione: Draco... Stop whining. I'm ready to go. Also... F**k you guys. I know my hair is...a bit much sometimes... But I can't help it.
Harry: your hair is like Monica's hair in Barbados. Wild and untamed.
Draco: THAT'S who she reminded me of! Thanks Potter!