Harry: This lockdown is really starting to make me question my choices in friends.... O.o Yikes.
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Ginny: And just what makes you say that?
Ron: Yeah mate, what gives?
Harry: I'm sorry... but have you SEEN Hermione's unruly hair?! That is something straight out of a nightmare of the killer hairball. O.O
Hermione: Oh come on! I said I was sorry...
Draco: What are you b*tching about now, Potter?
Harry: Hermione... for the love of humanity.... at least put a hat on! If that hair of yours gets any more wild... Hagrid will have to adopt it as one of his beasts to tame.
Hermione: -_-
Draco: Holy sh*t, you're referring to her hair? Can we even call it that anymore?
Hermione: *flips middle finger*
Ron: I mean... it COULD be a new species....
Hermione: Seriously.... F*ck you all. Harry... I did NOT mean to whack you with my hair. But It's not like I could go to a salon... they're closed.
Draco: Did you happen to forget you're a witch and can do it yourself?
Hermione: O.o You think I didn't try? It.... came to life last time when I tried that. -_-
Harry: See what I mean? Attack of the killer hairball!
Ron: Someone! Call Hagrid!
Hermione: Drop dead -_-
Draco: Bahaha. It actually came to life? Like....
Ginny: Medusa? ^_^ bahahaha
*Hermione logs off*
Harry: Forget calling Hagrid. Someone call Hollywood!
Ron: Why? They're closed too. -_-
Draco: This is worse than dealing with Voldemort.
Harry: If 2020 were a person.... would it be like Voldemort?
Draco: More like Umbridge. LOL
Harry: F*ck. -_-
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I hope everyone is being safe during these hard times. Here's a lil humor for you all. Enjoy!