JIHAN!
junhao 4ever, junhao!, joshuji, hong jisoo, PRESIDENT, sleepless, weeds, callmesoon, wonwoo., uji, meangyu, DKK, blackswan.
meangyu: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS ITS CHRISTMAS AND ITS 12:00 NOON GET TF DOWN HERE ONLY ME AND WONWOO ARE HERE
junhao!: cook us soup first hyung it's very cold downstaiiiiiirSs tHE snOw gOt bAd
sleepless: i'm still spending time with my favorite person in the world
junhao4ever: COULD THAT BE,,
junhao!: PERHAPS,,
sleepless: me. i'm my favorite person 🤗
uji: the only person who will ever support you in the darkest times is yourself #selfsupport
junhao4ever: YOU ALWAYS WRECK OUR JUNHAO FANTASIES
junhao!: ooh,,, junhao fantasies 😩👀
PRESIDENT: 👁 👄 👁
uji: why does everything i say end up sexually suggesting
meangyu: ANYWAYS IM GOING TO COOK SOUP AND MAKE BAKED MAC AND BAKE A CAKE AND MAKE TEOKKBOKKI SO COME DOWN
blackswan: i'll do the baking
junhao!: welcome back cavities
sleepless: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
blackswan: but you like it so
junhao!: yeah yeah
wonwoo.: mingyu is cheating he's writing the dishes
meangyu: WE DON'T HAVE GAS ANYMORE HOW CAN I COOK
wonwoo.: make a full gas tank using your quirk?
wonwoo.: ****ability
weeds: SO I SEE SOMEONE'S BEEN WATCHING BNHA
wonwoo.: yeah i have anyways mingyu is still cheating
meangyu: AT LEAST THE TASTE IS PERFECT
PRESIDENT: TASTES LIKE PAPER
blackswan: HAHAHSJWJE
blackswan: meals are much enjoyable when you make effort for it 😔😌
junhao!: i want cake
blackswan: DONT RUSH ME TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER FIRST
junhao!: ITS COLD YOU MEANIE
uji: uh yeah bc u stink you smell like barf and beer and tequila dipped in pickle juice
joshuji: HEY THATS OFFENSIVE HAHWHAHAHWHAHHS
weeds: you can change the tempaterature of your bath water idiot
junhao!: FINE I WILL TAKE A BATH
junhao!: JEONGHAN HYUNG YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEFENDING ME YOU TOLD ME YOU'RE MY MOM
DKK: aren't you a mom too jinha calls you mama
junhao!: DK HYUNG TELL ME, DOES YOUR MOM HAVE A MOM?
DKK: yes
DKK: oh
junhao!: SEE
joshuji: 'm sorry my babiE 🤠
junhao4ever: the cowboy emoji summoned me here
blackswan: why am i dating you hansol
junhao4ever: bc u love me
junhao!: ugh couples 🤮 you lost me there
junhao!: im gonna take a bath the cake better be ready when im downstairs
junhao! logged off.
junhao4ever: my best friend is salty
blackswan: yeah seungcheol, chan is salty
PRESIDENT: tf am i supposed to do
blackswan: give him love
PRESIDENT: 👁
sleepless: don't you have two eyes
PRESIDENT: I MEANT THAT THING THEY DO ON TWITTER THE "i-" THING AND "i-" SOUNDS LIKE EYE SO I USED THE EYE EMOJI
wonwoo.: good explanation.
sleepless: OOOHHHHH
junhao4ever: i swear to god you never get anything hyung
sleepless: << the reason is literally my name
meangyu: ok are you guys happy now im actually cooking
DKK: oh i went downstairs to check he's rlly cooking
callmesoon: MERRY 😀😃🙂🥰❤️CHRISTMAS 🎅 ❄️ ⛄️ YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS FOR YOUR WISH TO COME TRUE! IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS BY CHRISTMAS, FREDDIE FROM FIVE 5️⃣ NIGHTS 🌌 AT ⚠️⚠️FREDDIE'S 🤡 😱😱😨😰 WILL HAUNT YOU!!! DO IT NOW OR ELSE!!
uji: oh jesus
uji: MERRY 😀😃🙂🥰❤️CHRISTMAS 🎅 ❄️ ⛄️ YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS FOR YOUR WISH TO COME TRUE! IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS BY CHRISTMAS, FREDDIE FROM FIVE 5️⃣ NIGHTS 🌌 AT ⚠️⚠️FREDDIE'S 🤡 😱😱😨😰 WILL HAUNT YOU!!! DO IT NOW OR ELSE!!
joshuji: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW JIHOONIE IS IN LOVE~~~~
PRESIDENT: tf r u using that ~~~ for ew
joshuji: that is not the point come on wake up seungcheol
junhao4ever: MERRY 😀😃🙂🥰❤️CHRISTMAS 🎅 ❄️ ⛄️ YALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS FOR YOUR WISH TO COME TRUE! IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO 4 GROUPCHATS BY CHRISTMAS, FREDDIE FROM FIVE 5️⃣ NIGHTS 🌌 AT ⚠️⚠️FREDDIE'S 🤡 😱😱😨😰 WILL HAUNT YOU!!! DO IT NOW OR ELSE!!
DKK: i like chica from five nights at freddies
weeds: their canines gave me nightmares geez
meangyu: pLS DONT TALK ABOUT FNAF I WILL DIE
weeds: that's a good thing
DKK: JWBSJSIWJEWKEKOFOE
PRESIDENT: soonyoung i told you those chain messages don't actually work
callmesoon: yeah bc even if i didn't send that msg on christmas i already got my wish
callmesoon: jihoon's the best ｡ﾟ(ﾟ'ω'ﾟ)ﾟ｡
uji: fuck you
callmesoon: yes fuck me pls
blackswan: CALM YO TITS BITCHES
DKK: ITS EARLY IN THE MORNING
meangyu: no its not it's already noon
wonwoo.: it's early for them mingyu
meangyu: wtvr
junhao4ever: iz dat a neW slAng?!?!?! i hAve nOt bEeN inForMed?!?
DKK: vernon you're like the loser in school who tries to befriend the popular ones but then they actually just use you for lunch money
junhao4ever: yeah i know i took that test from buzzfeed
PRESIDENT: how do we even make a good team
PRESIDENT: HOW TF DID WE EVEN WIN OVER PLEDIS MAFIA
hong jisoo: because i killed jia-er
wonwoo.: i got all the clients' names
callmesoon: i made the innocent people forget about the whole governor's party ordeal
joshuji: 🌈 ✨ teamwork ✨ 🌈
junhao! is online.
weeds: add more rainbows bc we're gay
PRESIDENT: wow
sleepless: also credits to u fam u almost died
PRESIDENT: wOw
blackswan: speaking of vernon being a loser at school
blackswan: WHO EVEN WENT TO SCHOOL AMONG US
junhao!: i took a bath now r u happy
meangyu: yes
meangyu: oh the only ones who finished school here are me, joshua, seungcheol and soonyoung
meangyu: the others stopped at middle school or did not go to school at all >w<
wonwoo.: not seokmin?
DKK: i was an idol trainee when they were busy at school
junhao4ever: THEN HOW TF ARE YOU AUTHORISED TO SAY THAT I'M THAT LOSER AT SCHOOL
DKK: BUT YOU ACCEPTED IT WITH YOUR WHOLE HEART A WHILE AGO
junhao!: JSJSJWJWJD DW VERNON LET'S BE LOSERS TOGETHER
uji: soonyoung you actually finished school lmao
junhao4ever: YES CHAN ILY but i love seungkwan too
blackswan: thx u too boo
uji: SOONYOUNG IS SOOOO HOT I LOVE YOU SOONYOUNG LET'S CONTINUE WHERE WE LEFT OFF LAST NIGHT 😘
wonwoo.: i never knew jihoon was into this
junhao!: JIHOON HYUNG PLSJSJWJWJWWIDIE
meangyu: OH MY GODSJAKKSWKWOJEEJ
PRESIDENT: ILL FUCKING KICK YOU OUT
weeds: /dissatisfaction
callmesoon: (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡
uji: SOONYOUNG IS TALKING TO HIMSELF HE CONTROLLED MY MIND I SWEAR
joshuji: SURE JAN
uji: BELIEVE ME JESUS WE HAVENT EVEN HAD SEX YET
sleepless: THERE ARE KIDS HERE
junhao!: nah go ahead
DKK: i—
PRESIDENT: 👁—
callmesoon: :< i tRiEd at tHe leAst
PRESIDENT: speaking of that pledis mafia mission
PRESIDENT: while i was unconscious i was dreaming
blackswan: i swear if you're making this up
PRESIDENT: NO IM SERIOUS HEAR ME OUT NOW
PRESIDENT: it was a hot night in svt guest house, everyone was doing whatever they're usually doing, but i wasn't in the picture. i was just watching you guys and i was thinking that i can leave you guys n that youre on your own, then suddenly samuel appeared and told me to wake up then it ends there
junhao!: samuel
junhao!: ?
DKK: he's like the you in seungcheol's life before, he was an intern
wonwoo.: i didn't think of being an intern for seventeen the day we tried to rob you. the four of us wouldn't be stuck here if i did think of being an intern instead of accepting the offer of being a full time svt member.
meangyu: AWWWW WONWOO YOU LOVE US CMON
joshuji: oh joshuji told me about that
junhao!: where is he now? is he my age?! i want to meet him!
callmesoon: he got abducted by jia-er long ago, we dk where he is
DKK: i thought u called me
PRESIDENT: miss him, hope he's doing fine. :)
junhao!: ☹️SEUNGCHEOL HYUNG LETS GO ON A DATE AFTER LUNCH
PRESIDENT: YAYAYAYAYAYY!!!!!
meangyu: lunch is ready after 10 mins, chancheol ;;;)
weeds: FISHY
callmesoon: WINKY FACES INTENSIFIES
junhao4ever: LOOK AT MY BEST FRIEND GETTING IT ON
PRESIDENT: why's that such a big thing me and chan are happily married with one daughter 💌💌❤️❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💘💝💖👨👨👧👨👨👧👨👨👧👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨
junhao!: OK I WAS ABLE TO TAKE THE MARRIED STUFF BUT THE KISS AND FAMILY EMOJI I—
junhao! logged off.
blackswan: i support u gays go for it steal a kiss later @ the date ;)
uji: yeah use protection
PRESIDENT: LEE FUCKING JIHOON
callmesoon: w i n k y f a c e s i n t e n s i f i e s
sleepless: goodluck to yall im going down i can smell the baked mac
joshuji: hey joshuji let's marry then when we get married let's go on dates too
hong jisoo: no
joshuji: i cri
hong jisoo: why get married first? if you wanna go on a date then let's go now
joshuji: 😱😱😱😨😨😰😰 AHHHHHHHHH
Y E S AFTER LUNCH?
hong jisoo: sure.
uji: IS THIS THE REAL LIFE
callmesoon: IS THIS JUST FANTASY
sleepless: CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
junhao4ever: NO ESCAPE FROM REALITYYY
DKK: OPEN UR EYES
blackswan: LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND SEEEEE
sleepless: ANYWHERE THE WIND BLOWS DOESNT REALLY MATTER TO MEEE
junhao4ever: TOOOO MEEEEEEEE
PRESIDENT: TENDENDENENDENDEN
hong jisoo: ok enough lets have lunch
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