Interviewer: Today we are interviewing couples on the spot. Today we have these two lovely people.
Interviewer: What are your names?
Craig: I'm Craig and he's Tweek.
Interviewer: How old are you guys?
Tweek: I'm *ngh!* 14 and C-Craig's almost 15
Interviewer: What's wrong with you, Tweek?
Craig: Nothing's wrong with him, he's perfect.
Tweek: 0////0
Interviewer: No, I mean beacause he seems like such a spaz I-
Craig: Back off my boyfriend or I will hurt you.
Interviewer: I'm guessing Craig's the protective one?
Tweek: Y-Yeah. Isn't he *ngh!* adorable? :)
Craig: 0////0
Interviewer: Alright. What about your sexualities?
Tweek: I'm gay.
Craig: I'm attracted to Tweek. So Tweeksexual.
Interviewer: Craig, what's Tweek's worst quailty?
Craig: His coffee obsession and he has a bad habit of pulling on his hair
Interviewer: Tweek, what's Craig's worst quailty?
Tweek: His pessimism and he's too insecure.
Craig: I'm not insecure!
Tweek: Brace-face.
Craig: *automatically covers mouth* Spaz (mumbled)
Interviewer: Craig what's Tweek's best quality?
Craig: Yes.
Interviewer: Tweek, what's Craig's best quality?
Tweek: His smile, k-kisses and *pauses* braces. He's also a big s-softie.
Craig: 0////0 I'm not a softie!
Tweek: mhm, sure.
interviewer: How much do you love each other?
Craig: More than I could put into words.
Tweek: More than we have time for.
interviewer: Who's top and who's bottom
Tweek: none of your business.
Craig: Fuck off.
Interviewer: Last question. Can we get a kiss for the camera:
Tweek: I-
Craig:
Interviewer: Thank you guys, that was adorable.
Craig and Tweek: 0///0