Harry Potter Crack (1)

By Ilovefanfics344

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Basically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! D... More

1 - Drarry
2 - Drarry
3 - Drarry
4 - Blairon
5 - Linny/Pansmione
6 - Drarry
7 - Drarry
8 - Pansmione
9 - Blairon
10 - Drarry/Ronmione
11 - Linny
12 - Wolfstar
13 - Blairon
14 - Drarry
15 - Linny
16 - Wolfstar
17 - Blairon
18 - Pansmione
19 - Blairon/Drarry
20 - Jeverus
21 - Blairon
22 - Drarry
23 - Blairon
24 - Pansmione
25 - Linny
26 - Wolfstar/Jily
27 - Drarry/slight Wolfstar
28 - Pansmione
29 - Pansmione
30 - Rorry
31 - Rorry
32 - Harry
33 - Blairon
34 - Linny
35 - Blairon
36 - Pansmione
37 - Wolfstar
39 - Blairon
40 - Jirius
41 - Wolfstar/Jilly
42 - Linny
43 - Wolfstar
44 - Linny
45 - Pansmione
46 - Blairon
47 - Wolfstar
48 - Wolfstar
49 - Wolfstar
50 - Blairon
51 - Wolfstar
End...
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38 - Drarry

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By Ilovefanfics344

*Draco is hiding Harry's glasses*

Harry: Where are my glasses?

Draco: What do you mean?

Harry: I know you took them.

Draco: No, I would never.

Harry: Babe, I'm temporarily blind, not stupid.

Draco: But how can you prove it if your eyesight is so atrocious?

Harry: Give me my glasses back so I can make dinner.

Draco: I don't know what you mean.

Harry: Give me my bloody glasses back so I can make you dinner, prat!

Draco: I don't like your tone. Ask nicely.

Harry: Draco Malfoy-Potter, may I please have MY glasses back so I can make YOU dinner.

Draco: You may.

Harry: Finally.

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