(kinky ✨🩸 added xxx-xxx-xxxx to the chat)
handyman:
IDIOT THATS NOT TWICE
kinky ✨🩸:
i know!
it's the cutie from 1b in ua!
xxx-xxx-xxxx:
i'm sorry whet
dab:
ew
they're from ua?
kinky ✨🩸:
p e r h a p s
xxx-xxx-xxxx:
should i be scared
handyman:
yes
xxx-xxx-xxxx:
good to know
i'll be prepared
dab:
so are we killing them
xxx-xxx-xxxx:
yes please daddy 😤💗💗💗💗😤😤💗✨💅👄👄😤💗✨👀👀💗✨✨💗💗0/////0
dab:
jsdx
get rid of it
(dab left the chat)
xxx-xxx-xxxx:
huh
that actually worked
i'll have to thank kaminari for that later
(kinky ✨🩸 changed xxx-xxx-xxxx's name to y/n love💗✨)
y/n love💗✨:
ok let's run by this again
i'm in a group chat with 3 villains who accidentally added me instead of another villain
one of them is a crusty dusty handyman
one of them is a yandere psychopath who called me cute
and one of them is a burnt chicken nugget who left because i called him daddy
this'll be interesting
handyman:
get rid of it
(handyman added dab to the chat)
kinky ✨🩸:
aw come on
they're cute!!!
y/n love💗✨:
*wipes blood off face and pours bleach on the body* yeah i'm fucking adorable
handyman:
on second thought
how would you like to join us kid?
y/n love💗✨:
😗👉👈
nah i'm good thanks
i'd be a sucky villain anyways
maybe in a few years after i kill my mother
dab:
you plan on killing your mother?
y/n love💗✨:
no
not yet at least
dab:
ok well when you plan on doing that i'll join you and we can kill my dad too
y/n love💗✨:
jesus what'd your dad do to you
dab:
existed
y/n love💗✨:
yeah that's fair
hey my keyboard's in french
je veux mourir
kinky ✨🩸:
NO STFU YOU BEAUTIFUL SUICIDAL CUTIE
handyman:
sorry i don't speak italian
dab:
handyman:
well that's great
they fit in perfectly
y/n love💗✨:
wow
i've never felt included before
hold up
oh wait oh wait oh wait i have to go
i cant be a hero if i'm interfering with villains
ok well bye it was nice talking to you
kinky ✨🩸:
please come back soon!!! 💗💗🥺🥺
y/n love💗✨:
•••
p E r H a P s
kinky ✨🩸:
yaaayyyy!!!!