Harry Potter Crack (1)

By Ilovefanfics344

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Basically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it! D... More

1 - Drarry
2 - Drarry
3 - Drarry
4 - Blairon
5 - Linny/Pansmione
6 - Drarry
7 - Drarry
8 - Pansmione
9 - Blairon
10 - Drarry/Ronmione
11 - Linny
12 - Wolfstar
13 - Blairon
14 - Drarry
15 - Linny
16 - Wolfstar
17 - Blairon
18 - Pansmione
19 - Blairon/Drarry
20 - Jeverus
21 - Blairon
22 - Drarry
23 - Blairon
24 - Pansmione
25 - Linny
26 - Wolfstar/Jily
28 - Pansmione
29 - Pansmione
30 - Rorry
31 - Rorry
32 - Harry
33 - Blairon
34 - Linny
35 - Blairon
36 - Pansmione
37 - Wolfstar
38 - Drarry
39 - Blairon
40 - Jirius
41 - Wolfstar/Jilly
42 - Linny
43 - Wolfstar
44 - Linny
45 - Pansmione
46 - Blairon
47 - Wolfstar
48 - Wolfstar
49 - Wolfstar
50 - Blairon
51 - Wolfstar
End...
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27 - Drarry/slight Wolfstar

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By Ilovefanfics344

In this au, Voldemort never existed.

Harry: Dad?

James: Yeah, son?

Harry: Please don't be mad, but I think I like Draco.

James: Draco? As in, Draco Malfoy?

Harry: Yes....

James: His mum is a Black, right? They do have something about them... I would be gay for Sirius, but that is Remus' job.

Harry: So you don't mind?

James: Of course not, son. As long as I don't have to listen to you fawn over him, I'm fine with it.

Harry: What do you mean?

James: I spent most of my Hogwarts years listening to Sirius squeal over Remus, and vice versa. I am NOT about to go through that torture again.

Lily: Don't listen to your dad, Harry, he is just being dramatic. From what I've heard from Remus, he did the same thing over me.

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