Legendary Pokémon Shinanigans

By XXXXX190

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This is just my head cannons for The Legendarys from The Pokémon Franchise. Also, how do you spell Pokémon na... More

Newcomers
Necrozma and Eternatus
Parenting
Dynamaxing
Type: Null
Wishes
Field Trip
Little Lucy
Nightmares
Fienting
Deep End
Ho-Oh and Lugia
Celibi's Human-sitting
Artistic Tastes
Meteor Buddies
Zecrom and Reshiram
Dynamaxing (Part two)
The Blue Moon
Arcanine Trouble
Shadow Mewtwo
Regirock and Mew
Legendary Birds
Ho-Oh and Kyurem
"Babies! You brought me Babies!"
Manmade Club
Guzzlord
Eternatus and Giritina
MissingNo.
A New Region
Bidoof
Fire-Type Legendaries
Marketable Plushie

Arceus and Giritina

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Arceus: "What are you doing!?"

Giritina: "uh..."

*Giritina was standing infront of a portal to hell*

Giritina: "going back home...?"

Arceus: "Why!?"

Giritina: "I just need to grab something real qui-"

Arceus: "Oh no you're not!!! You're going to spend time with your family!"

Giritina: "... Can I get this very important thing fi-"

Arceus: "What can be more important than Palkia, Dialga, and me!?"

Giritina: "... Hell Flowers... For a friend..."

Arceus: "Wait, you have flowers there?"

Giritina: "Yes. What do you think I do in my spare time?"

Arceus: "... Causing destruction?"

Giritina: "What's the point of causing destruction if Hell is already destroyed? And don't forget to mention, alone?"

Arceus: "(I did banish you there alone after all...) Oh... Right..."

Giritina: "Why are you now wanting some family time out of all places? I specifically remember being the least favorite child."

Arceus: "It's been years-"

Giritina: "-Thousands of years."

Arceus: "Okay, it's been thousands of years since I banished you! Things change!"

Giritina: "You sure about that? Because I recall Zapdos, Moltress, and Articuno saying you're still the same. So I think Dialga froze time on you."

Arceus: "How-
They're birds! And you know how birds are! Not the most smartest things in the universe you know!"

Giritina: "But Legendary Birds are the smartest things in the universe. It's been proven by the Kanto humans-"

Arceus: "OH SHUT UP AND HAVE SOME BONDING TIME WITH ME ALREADY!!!"

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