THE BLAKE FAMILY
Octavia: sup bitches
Echo: remind me why the fuck i'm here
Bellamy: yeah why the fuck is she here
Emori: because she's my step-sister and raven is my half-sister and raven is dating murphy who's clarke's brother and clarke is dating bellamy
Murphy: this is a fucking dysfunctional family
Murphy: we'd have a really fucking messed up family tree
Abby: MURPHY LANGUAGE!
Murphy: 🖕
Abby: John Murphy you are grounded.
Jake: this is why i moved to florida
Abby: ew it's you
Jake: why is she still here
Abby: you're the one who shouldn't be here. you moved to florida, it would be better to have my boyfriend
Clarke: NO
Murphy: NOT ANOTHER STEP-DAD
Gaia: how many step-dads have you had?
Murphy: ... i refuse to answer that question
Gaia: that many huh?
Murphy: i-
Murphy: yes
Abby added Kane
Jake: you did not
Indra: KANE
Kane: INDRA
Indra: MY BEST FRIEND
Octavia: mom you know him
Bellamy: GFSEWKYDJYFJFJYRTsyTSyfukdYrrysyyjxdzAthdsAgsust
Clarke: you broke him
Gaia: because you called mom mom
Octavia: well legally she is
Bellamy: JTDYTKHUHFJFKTSHGHSHzhzTzeRzgtsuzRYRFSH
Octavia: fine. indra, you know him?
Lexa: omg she used punctuation
Emori: you're going to die
Indra: yes i know him
Kane: she's my best friend
Murphy: shit clarke what if they out-brOTP us
Clarke: NO THATS NOT ALLOWED
Kane: brOTP?
Abby: it's something the kids say
Kane: children are strange
Abby: yeah i forget why i had them
Clarke: i-
Murphy: wow thanks mom
Lexa: *sips tea* ah good old family drama
Raven: lexa you're part of this family
Lexa: well shit
Lexa: octavia i want a divorce get me out of this family
Lincoln: wait but i thought you're part of this family because i'm dating octavia
Lexa: nah it's because i'm platonically dating octavia
Lincoln: octavia explain
Octavia: oop-
Jake: it's times like this when i remember why i moved
Bellamy: we get it jake you left us for florida
Harper: no need to rub it in our faces
Clarke: arkadia is totally better anyway
Jake: how
Gaia: uh... welll....
Gaia: most of this awesome family is here
Harper: awesome is one way to describe it
Echo: who forgot to buy food i'm having cravings
Indra: it was bellamy
Raven: definitely bellamy
Murphy: it was bellamy
Kane: do you guys all live together?
Clarke: ...no
Clarke: why would you think that
Kane: well if bellamy and echo don't live together how can he have forgotten to get her food
Murphy: fuck he's smart how did mom get with a guy like him
Clarke: i like him can you adopt us
Abby: if you weren't grounded already-
Raven: maybe we should all move in together
Octavia: we'd need a fucking mansion
Octavia: there's like 15 of us
Bellamy: 14
Octavia: ?
Bellamy: there's 15 of us but jake is in florida
Jake: luckily because my definition of hell is being in a house with all of you
Emori: the shade
Raven: well hypothetically if we moved into a house abby would pay all the bills
Bellamy: and hypothetically echo would live in the basement
Echo: woah y'all are disrespecting the pregnant woman
Clarke: and hypothetically the couples would share rooms
Murphy: and hypothetically there would be a guest room for jake
Indra: and hypothetically a few extra rooms in case couples get into fights *cough* abby and kane *cough*
Lexa: and hypothetically which of my girlfriends would i share a room with
Harper: ...
Lincoln: ...
Clarke: ...
Indra: ...
Lexa: HYPOTHETICALLY
Kane: this is the most dysfunctional family ever
Murphy: and you get to be part of it. yay.
Harper: honestly i doubt my parents would even care
Lexa: aw babe :(
Octavia: omg ur cheating on me 😔
Lexa: nooo you're the loml 💋😍
Kane: anyone else really confused?
Kane: no? just me? ok.
Kane: what have i gotten myself into
Murphy: hell
Clarke: the most dysfunctional family in the history of the world
Harper: if my screenplay i'm writing about this family goes well you've gotten yourself famous
Lexa: babe you're still writing stories about our lives?
Octavia: "babe" 😓
Echo: i still want food
Bellamy: shut up echo
Echo: respect the pregnant woman
Kane: SHES PREGNANT???
Emori: i feel almost bad for him because he has to be part of this family
Echo: WHERES MY FUCKING FOOD
Bellamy: petition to kick echo from the groupchat:
Harper: where do i sign
Bellamy: on paper with your blood 💅
Kane: is this a cult
Jake: yes
Clarke: no
Emori: probably
Echo: i just wanted food 😔
Bellamy: starve
Echo: i-
Echo: fine i'll get my own food
Echo: thanks for the help hoes
Murphy: anytime *dramatic bow*
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so if you were wondering the members of the family (and this groupchat) are; indra, gaia, bellamy, octavia, clarke, jake, abby, murphy, kane, lincoln, lexa, harper, raven, emori, and echo
i'll make more chapters with this groupchat if you want, but the main focus will be the groupchat with all the kids.