"really? congratulations then!" minghao said, tapping away on his phone, probably spilling the tea to the other members in the group chat. "where is your child?"
"okay, wait, jinha is not our child, she's seokmin-hyung's niece. we were tasked to look after her." chan replied, while seungcheol laughed. chan didn't know what's funny in being the talk of the town for two weeks. "we decided to spend some time relaxing while jinha's in the playground. babysitting jinha was hell, even if jinha was a nice kid overall.
"so does seungcheol like our chan if he said all those stuff about marriage and kids? plus your hands are intertwined." jeonghan squinted at seungcheol, who choked on air. chan pats the poor man's back. "okay, don't die! i was just kidding!"
"i won't," seungcheol replied once he stopped coughing. "anyway, chan, let's get cotton candy."
"let's get cotton candy too!" jeonghan exclaimed, lining up behind seungcheol and chan. the four seventeen members chatted about their day, updating each other on the crazy things they experienced. they sometimes stray from the topic, like the stuff that happened in the day that they had a mini outing.
"when do we pick up jinha?" chan asked, checking his wristwatch. "i think it's already four hours since we left."
"about 18 more minutes." seungcheol says, bending the paper holder thing that came with his cotton candy. he pockets it before continuing. "should we sit in the waiting area of the playground?"
"yeah, i'd like to meet jinha too!" jeonghan exclaimed. the three nodded, while minghao only followed, occupied with his phone.
"you guys.... when we're at the waiting area, open the groupchat."
JUNHAO FANBASE
junhao 4ever added junhao!, joshuji, hong jisoo, PRESIDENT, sleepless, weeds, callmesoon, wonwoo., uji, meangyu, DKK, blackswan.
meangyu: seokmin is married
meangyu sent an attachment.
meangyu: see lol
sleepless: wHAT THE
DKK: HOW DID YOU FIND THE PICTURES
DKK: wAIT IM BUSY ILL GET BACK TO U GUYS I JUST GOT MARRIED
hong jisoo: seokmin's bisexual???? i always thought he was gay!
black swan: BRO TF IS THAT THE GIRL FROM A YEAR AGO
sleepless: I THINK IT IS
sleepless: FROM THE ABDUCTIONS MISSION
black swan: THE ONE GIRL WHO
callmesoon: THE ONE GIRL WHO SEOKMIN WANTED TO SAVE SO BADLY!
weeds: TF SEOKMIN'S MARRIED?!
meangyu: YEAH WE SAID
weeds: wITH THAT GIRL?
wonwoo.: i have no idea what's happening
weeds: wELL UH EXPLAIN IT TO THE NEWBIES GUYS
uji: tf someone actually dated that man
hong jisoo: jihoon that's mean!!!
uji: ik
black swan: so, a year ago, there were several abductions that karasu mafia did, they were making experiments on the people they abducted. we came there and busted them, ending their whole career(the boss and underboss escaped tho which jeonghan and joshua took care of recently). there was this girl, a civilian, who was locked in a big ass glass cage that was impossible to penetrate. the glass cage started to fill up with tear gas, and seokmin was so heroic that he did everything that he can to save her
callmesoon: and then when he broke the glass cage tear gas was everywhere so we evacuated everyone from the place to meet w/ the police but seokmin was still inside the base and then he came out looking like a kdrama lead carrying the girl in his arms
junhao4ever: hOW DID HE DATE HER SECRETLY
DKK: hER NAME IS YUJU OKAY
DKK: i have idol dating skills #idol
DKK: she's a part of the supernatural society mind you, and our schedules match so we meet everytime we're free lol
blackswan: how about now
sleepless: yeah will you leave us
weeds: im still surprised
DKK: nope! we just married so the future is ensured! we're going to continue what we were doing for the past year. bonding time here and there, dates when we have time, sex on the weekend
uji: TMI MOTHERFUCKER
junhao4ever: I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT NANSBHSJSJWJD
junhao4ever: wHHHHHAHAAAATTTTT THEEEEEEEE FFFFDFFFUDUDUUDUFUFFU
hong jisoo: go on curse
junhao4ever: just kidding
uji: should i get you something as congratulations then
DKK: a d**** would be fine
hong jisoo: i appreciate the censorship
uji: kinky shit
uji logged off.
DKK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL WAIT I HAVE TO GO BRB
junhao!: wHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTAGAGAGSGSHSHDHENDIDNDHHDNDJSJDNNESKNSKWKSMSKSKSJSJSJSJ
callmesoon: i feel you chan
black swan: JSBSHSHBSJWJ
PRESIDENT: WHAAHHWWHWAAAAAAAATTTTTTT THEHEHDH
meangyu: yall are late
meangyu: where are yall tho
weeds: mall
joshuji: let's marry next @hong jisoo
hong jisoo: no
joshuji: i cri
callmesoon: flirtatious
junhao!: ㅠㅠ
junhao4ever: why did he keep it a secret from us
callmesoon: he'll probably say 'you never asked'
PRESIDENT: good point
junhao!: anyway let's get home and give jinha back and ask more questions
PRESIDENT: i agree cmon
black swan: who is this jinha? dont tell me jinha is ur gf/bf? OR SPOUSE?!
meangyu: whos jinha
joshuji: HIHIHIHIJIHOJIHIHIHI SPEAKING OF JINHA
sleepless: ?? whos that
weeds: LISTEN FIRST GODDAMIT
junhao!: JEONGHAN HYUUUUUNNNNGG
joshuji: I PRE-TYPED THE STORY IN MY NOTEs ABOUT CHANCHEOL AND JINHA BEFORE IMMA COPY PASTE IT
weeds: proof read by me^^
joshuji:^^
hong jisoo: ??
DKK: WHY WHY WHAT HAPPENED
joshuji: LMFAOSKSKSK minghao and i were shopping for new clothes and such then after casually walking around, thEN WE SAW SEUNGCHEOL CARRYING LOTS OF BAGS FROM BOTIQUES WITH SUNGLASSES ON HIS HEAD WHILE HIS HAND WAS INTERTWINED WITH CHAN'S AND THEY WERE RUNNING TO THE COTTON CANDY STAND JWHSHSJ then we questioned them and seungcheol said exactly this: "if we are, would you bless our relationship? we're already married and we have one kid named jinha, mind you." BUT JINHA WAS SEOKMIN'S NIECE LSKSSKISNEJWAKKAO AND FBHEHE THEY SO CUTE
sleepless: minghao approved this? wow what a shame
weeds: eAt sHiT juNhUi
PRESIDENT: oh look at the time i gotta go hehe
junhao!: yeah me too jinha's here loool bye
PRESIDENT logged off.
junhao! logged off.
black swan: THREE PEOPLE FROM SEVENTEEN GOT MARRIED TODAY
callmesoon: siLENCE FOR THE SINGLES
black swan: YEAH SILENCE FOR THE SINGLES
wonwoo:..... um wow
meangyu: iM CRYING CHANCHEOL IS CUTE AF
junhao4ever: wym silence for the singles, seungkwan?
sleepless: OH MY GOD VERKWAN STOP I FEEL MORE SINGlE
weeds: my loneliness: inteNSIfiEd
DKK: glad jinha got along with chan and seungcheol!
joshuji: AAAAA UPDATE THERE ARE PHOTOBOOTH PICTURES OF CHANCHEOL ON THE BACK OF CHAN AND SEUNGCHEOL's PHONES
weeds: GTG I HAVE TO GUSH OVER IT
black swan: rlly vnon this is not about us shh
wonwoo: everyone's in chaos
wonwoo: congrats for getting married @dk
DKK: THXXXXXXXXX CONGRATS TO YALL TOO
hong jisoo: best wishes to dk, verkwan and chancheol! :))
joshuji: how about us joshuji ;))) 🥺
hong jisoo logged off.
sleepless: OUCH BAHAHAHWHAHAHHAHWHWHAHAAHWHWHWHWH
joshuji: I HAVE JOINED THE SAD SINGLES GROuP
callmesoon: WELCOME TO THE CLUB
weeds: LETS ALL DRINK WINE WITH SAD NOISES
sleepless: 🍷
black swan: //sigh
joshuji: aNyway lEts talk l8er we goin hOme