Kazuma: *Upset voice* "Were going on a kill quest tomorrow... What bunch of bull shit."
It was around noon when I noticed kazuma standing near the corner staring at us blabbering about something.
Kazuma: "Hey dumbass can you wake up?"
[Y/N]: "Hey, Don't call me that."
Aqua then heard our little conversation and woke up.
Aqua:*Yawn* "mmmh.... Good morning"
Kazuma: "Don't good morning me! It's almost freaking noon."
[Y/N]: "Sorry man but, I couldn't sleep at all."
Kazuma: *Why not, huh?"
[Y/N]: "What do you mean why not?"
[Y/N]: "There's a goddess with amazing beauty sleeping on me!"
[Y/N]: "My heart was pounding fast!"
Aqua: "Hmm... Interesting..."
[Y/N]: "Hey don't take it the wrong way!"
Kazuma: "Who cares let's go on the kill quest right now!"
Aqua: "What!? How are we gonna go on a kill quest with no gear?"
This comment left kazuma speechless. I guess he didn't think about preparing first.
Kazuma: "Your right, my bad."
[Y/N]: "Don't beat your self up man, we can go to the blacksmiths shop for some gear!"
Kazuma: "Alright then, but first... WILL YALL GET OF THE DAMN BED!"
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[Y/N]: "Ko!"
Aqua: "no!"
Kazuma: *Aggressive voice* "Suba!"
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Kazuma: "Help me aqua!"
We found our selves in the middle of a meadow with kazuma being chased by a big frog... Wait let me rephrase that... A Giant Toad.
Kazuma had bought a sword from the blacksmith shop but, aqua didn't buy anything because she said that if she bought a sword it would destroy her looks as a goddess.
As for me? I also bought a sword!
Aqua: "If you want me to help you, you have to call me lady aqua!"
Kazuma: "Lady aqua!!!"
Aqua: "way to easy"
Aqua then started blabbering about kazuma having to do certain things when we finished our kill quest but then I saw the Giant Toad sneaking up on aqua.
Aqua: " You have to pray to me 3 times a day."
[Y/N]: "Aqua the toad is gonna eat you."
Unfortunately Aqua didn't hear me and then...
Aqua: "And third"
*Chomp*
Right then and their. Aqua had been chomped by the giant toad.
[Y/N]: "Damn it aqua!"
[Y/N]: "I'll save you!"
I started running but then stopped halfway...
[Y/N]: "Wait a minute, I haven't used my explosion/Fire ability Yet!"
[Y/N]: "Time to test out my new ability!"
I then connect my middle finger and my thumb. Then I push them against each other creating friction, then I slide my thumb off my middle finger creating a loud Snap.
*Snap!*
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a big flame just blew out of my fingers flying towards the toad and exploded the toad in to pieces.
BOOM!
Fwoosh!
The explosion sent off a gust of wind, blowing my hair and clothes back.
[Y/N]: "Damn! Look at that! That was freaking amazing!"
The Toad I deleted was the same Toad that was trying to eat kazuma and somehow, aqua didn't see it approaching her.
Kazuma: "What the fuck ?! That's Op as hell!"
[Y/N]: "I know right!"
I run towards aqua to see her sitting on the ground...
[Y/N]: "I didn't hurt you did I?"
Suddenly aqua begins to shake me and starts to cry.
Aqua: "THANK YOU [Y/N]! THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!"
Kazuma: "eww"
Aqua was covered in sticky slime that smelled disgusting...
[Y/N]: "Get off me! Argh! Will ya let go of me already! Ugh."
Aqua finally let's go of me...
[Y/N]: "How in the hell did you not see the toad coming towar-"
Cutting me off aqua begins running to another toad a few meters away.
Aqua: "You will feel the true wrath of a goddess! god blow!"
[Y/N]: "What the hell are you doing!?"
With a bright and sparkling light - that looks Menacing as it looks - aqua punches the giant toad with her Powerful attack!
Tssst
Or so I thought...
Aqua: *giggles* "up close you Froggy's look really cute."
Kazuma: "uh oh"
[Y/N]: "uh oh indeed..."
Aqua then gets chomped on again by the toad.
After we saved aqua, we ended up going back to the baths to wash our sweat and tears from our bodies.
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KONOSUBA
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After taking a bath, me and kazuma went to go pick up the 10,000 Eris for killing the two toads.
[Y/N]: "Hey how's it going Luna?"
Luna: "Oh hey [Y/N] it's good to see you again. It's going great!"
[Y/N]: "It's good to see you too. If you don't mind we could ehh... get a drink, chat a bit, Eat, then go back to my place so we can-"
Bonk!
[Y/N]: "Ow! That hurt man."
Kazuma: "Enough with the flirting, let's do what we came here for!"
[Y/N]: "okay! okay!"
Luna then went to the back to get our reward money while we stood at the counter for a few minutes...
Kazuma: "She's in love with you huh."
[Y/N]: "I'm not sure if she is. She sure has some amazing Pillows though."
[Y/N]: "Man I should actually ask her out for a drink when she comes back"
Kazuma: "Wait. What? No."
[Y/N]: "What do you mean no? You like her too?"
Kazuma: "no! I mean sure but- wait, that's not what I'm talking about!"
[Y/N]: "No man it's totally cool! I'll give her to you."
Kazuma: "I'm talking about Aqua!"
[Y/N]: "Oh! I thought you were talking about Luna."
Kazuma: "So Aqua loves you right? So what about you? What do you think?"
[Y/N]: ...
[Y/N]: "I don't dislike her... but I don't want to be in a permanent relationship with her you know?"
[Y/N]: "It's hard to explain"
Kazuma: "But what about last night?"
[Y/N]: "Look, that was not what it looked like okay?"
Kazuma: "But she was on top of you and your face was flustered."
[Y/N]: "Aqua forced herself on me. Yeah it was getting hot but we're not in a relationship!"
[Y/N]: "what I'm trying to say is that, I don't feel like its the right thing to be with her."
Suddenly Luna appears from the backroom.
Luna: "Here you go [Y/N], 10,000 Eris!"
[Y/N]: "Thanks alot!"
Kazuma: "You probably don't want to be in a relationship with her because she's useless."
I then wack kazumas head.
Kazuma: "ow!"
[Y/N]: "Don't call her useless!"
We then begin walking off but Luna calls me back.
[Y/N]: "what happened? Did you forget to give us something?"
Luna:"No, it's just..."
Luna begins to fidget with her fingers.
Luna: "It wouldn't be so bad if we actually took that drink together."
[Y/N]: "Oh! I was just joking but if you actually want to, we can!"
Luna: "I'd love to!"
[Y/N]: "Let me know when your free okay?"
Luna: "Okay!"
And with those final words me and kazuma walked off to a table.
Kazuma: "How?"
[Y/N]: "Number 1 rule, don't be a shut in."
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-KONOSUBA-
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Aqua: *Bangs table* "No way in hell will we ever kill those toads by our selves!"
After aqua finished her bath we met up in the guild to eat. We ended up eating some toad meat.
It was a bit tuff but damn, the taste was Awesome!
[Y/N]: "Yup, Those toads are a bit to strong for us."
Aqua was right it was a bit too much to handle and I haven't mastered my skill yet so that kinda blows.
Kazuma: "Yeah I agree with you, I can't handle one head on unless it's distracted."
Aqua: "We need to find some Allies that will join us!"
[Y/N]: "Yeah that's cool and all but, how are we gonna recruit someone?"
Aqua then takes a bite of the cooked toad.
Aqua: "mmm! Awl we haf to do ish mafe a poshter."
Kazuma: "Eat your food first then talk!"
Aqua then chugged down her beer.
Aqua: "Gah!" *Slams cup on table*
Aqua then puts her arm around my neck and squeezes me.
[Y/N]: "Aqua stop! your pulling to har-"
Aqua then buried my face in her Boobs.
Kazuma: "Lucky bastard!"
[Y/N]: "oof, I can barely breath!"
*Squish *squish*
Aqua: "Nghhhh...!"
[Y/N]: *excited voice* "It's so soft and squishy!"
[Y/N]: "Ah! I meant let me go!"
Aqua then let's go.
[Y/N]: "Thank you! Anymore of that and I would've bled from my nose!"
Aqua: "Your a bad boy [Y/N]!"
Kazuma: "Shut up! say what you were gonna say!"
Aqua: "Oh yeah! We just need to make a poster and put it on the guild board over their!"
Aqua then points to a bulletin board by the receptionist desk.
Kazuma: "Okay but, who's gonna want to join people like us?"
Aqua: "Don't worry about it! [Y/N] is a highly skilled adventurer and I'm a Arch priest!"
[Y/N]: "Kazuma, your the only one that has a bad title."
Kazuma: "Yeah, fuck you!"
[Y/N]: "Just saying."
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KONOSUBA
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It is now the next day and me, kazuma and aqua are waiting at a table for people to show up.
Kazuma: "It's been half a day already! No one's coming!"
[Y/N]: "be patient."
Aqua drew the poster and I put it on the bulletin board.
It looked like a child drew it, so there's no way somebody could've missed it.
Kazuma: "This blows let's go home!"
Suddenly some one walks up to our table.
???: "I saw your poster."
[Y/N]: "look someone's here!"
Kazuma: "Finally!"
[Y/N]: "She looks cute!"