Mom, I'm Bulletproof

By MacFrenzy

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A comedic/dramatic/romantic superhero epic. Amy McBloom struggles to pay her bills, bickers on the phone wit... More

Chapter 1: All Together
Chapter 2.1: Can't Talk Right Now
Chapter 2.2: Action Figure
Chapter 2.3: Amy vs. Hate
Chapter 3.1: Science Experiment
Chapter 3.2: Secret Identity
Chapter 3.3: School of the Future
Chapter 3.4: Mind Over Matter
Chapter 3.5: A Flash of Light
Chapter 4.1: Under the Arch
Chapter 4.2: One Night in Theater City
Chapter 4.3: Almost Forgotten
Chapter 4.4: Rat in a Maze
Chapter 5.1: Future Girl's History
Chapter 5.2: Nerd Heaven
Chapter 5.3: Totally Getting an A
Chapter 5.4: Confusion and Anger
Chapter 5.5: Beeswax
Chapter 5.6: One of These Days
Chapter 5.7: No Ordinary Robbery
Chapter 5.8: Three More Shots
Chapter 5.9: History's Future
Chapter 5.10: On Another Level
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 1
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 2
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 3
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 4
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 5
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 6
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 7
Chapter 6: Murder in London, part 8
Chapter 7.1: Making Ends Meet
Chapter 7.2: The Fine Print
Chapter 7.4: Fly
Chapter 7.5: Still Got Some Fight
Chapter 7.6: Safe Houses
Chapter 7.7: The Real Deal
Chapter 8.1: Back to School
Chapter 8.2: When Girl Heroes Collide
Chapter 8.3: Trouble
Chapter 8.4: You're The Smart One
Chapter 8.5: Amy Gets Schooled
Chapter 8.6: A Life of My Own
Chapter 9.1: Not Easy to Find
Chapter 9.2: A Question of Trust
Chapter 9.3: The Old Pit
Chapter 10.1: Before...
Chapter 10.2: ...and After
Chapter 11.1: Day in the Life
Chapter 11.2: To Arms
Chapter 11.3: Cut throat
Chapter 11.4: Your Technology
Chapter 11.5: Future Girl vs. Corruption
Chapter 11.6: The Full Force
Chapter 11.7: Answers
Chapter 11.8: This is Our Night
Chapter 12.1: Worth Investigating
Chapter 12.2: A Unique Perspective
Chapter 12.3: We've Got Ghosts
Chapter 12.4: Plesiosaurus
Chapter 12.5: The Impossible
Chapter 12.6: Guilty as Charged
Chapter 13.1: Proscenium vs. Dr. Critique
Chapter 13.2: The Source of Your Power
Chapter 13.3: Night of Thunder
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 1
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 2
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 3
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 4
Chapter 14: Origin Story, part 5
Chapter 15.1: Major Crazy Conspiracy
Chapter 15.2: Helicopter
Chapter 15.3: That's a Little Harsh
Chapter 15.4: Confession
Chapter 15.5: Allies
Chapter 16.1: The Ergosphere
Chapter 16.2: A Void In You
Chapter 16.3: Rum and Coke
Chapter 16.4: Hoedown
Chapter 16.4: In Pursuit
Chapter 16.5: Specific Aura
Chapter 16.6: The Lawless Land
Chapter 17.1: From Left to Right
Chapter 17.2: Newly Reconstructed
Chapter 17.3: Understanding
Chapter 17.4: Control
Chapter 17.5: Here Forever
Chapter 18.1: Brawl at the Ultramax
Chapter 18.2: Fighting the Air
Chapter 18.3: Who Are You?
Chapter 19.1: Some Stuff to Deal With
Chapter 19.2: The Heart of It
Chapter 19.3: Against the Submarine
Chapter 19.4: Much Resistance
Chapter 19.5: The Holy One
Chapter 19.6: Manufacturers
Chapter 19.7: Fun
Chapter 19.8: Whirlwind of Destruction
Chapter 20.1: The Temple
Chapter 20.2: Priestess
Chapter 20.3: What Makes Us Tick
Chapter 20.4: In Trouble
Chapter 20.5: The Worst Nightmare
Chapter 20.6: If I Die
Chapter 20.7: Stating the Obvious
Chapter 20.8: This Other Universe
Chapter 20.9: Blood
Chapter 20.10: Phenomenal
Author's note

Chapter 7.3: Under Fire

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By MacFrenzy

Amy heard a hissing sound come from behind her. She stood and spun around. A hidden door, which blended in perfectly with the office's rear wall, slid open. Two men dressed head to toe in black body armor stepped out. They reminded Amy of her cop friends in their SWAT gear, but more high-tech. Both men had rifles pointed right at her.

"The hell?" Amy said.

The men fired. A lot went through Amy's mind in the second that the rifles went bang. Her first instinct was to dodge the attack, but she knew Todd was right behind her. So she struck her best hero pose and braced herself for the bullets bouncing off her chest.

Instead, the bullets stuck to her.

Amy saw the "bullets" were small silvery blobs. One was stuck to her chest right at the top edge of her sternum and the other on her right collarbone.

In an instant, Amy pulled both little blobs of her body and tossed them aside, leaving shiny, silvery stains on her uniform. The two men cocked the rifles and raised them, but they were too slow for Amy this time.

She flew forward, barely aware of knocking her chair out of the way as she did. She grabbed the tips of both rifles and lifted upward, so the rifle barrels smacked each man in the face.

Amy grabbed the man to her right and pressed him against the office wall, embedding him in plaster and wood. Her fingers dug into the second man's body armor as she lifted him off the floor through the no-longer-hidden door. On the other side was a dimly-lit room lined with surveillance equipment and weapons of various sizes. She picked up the second gunman again and tossed him at the surveillance screens, filling the room with sparks and smoke.

There was a "blam!" followed by the feeling of something small hitting the back of Amy's head. She pulled another sticky silver blob out of her hair, leaving sticky bits of it still clinging behind.

Amy spun around again and saw Todd, still standing behind his desk. He now had a large handgun pointed right at her.

"Sinner," he said. He fired again, but this time she was ready. She caught the bullet in midair. This was not the first time she had caught a bullet. This one, though, squished apart in her palm, turning to sticky goo.

Amy heard Todd's gun click. He didn't get off a second shot. She flew at him and swatted the gun out of his grip faster than he could pull the trigger.

"Ow!" he screamed. Amy fractured his finger when knocking the gun away from him. This often happened when she disarmed trigger-happy crooks. They all lived.

"What are you..." Amy began.

The windows inside the office blew inward, to the sound of gunshots and shattering glass. There were three windows in the office, one in front of her and two to her right. The glass covered Amy. She knew it wouldn't hurt her, or even tear her costume, but several more silvery blobs shot through the windows, sticking to her, all over her body.

"What the hell is this crap?" she said, trying to peel the shiny slime off of her.

"It's a highly advanced form of ibuprofen," Todd said, still clutching his mangled finger. "It's one of the most powerful muscle relaxants ever created, sinner."

Amy didn't like the sound of that. She flew out of the nearest window, easily breaking through the glass and into the open air. Outside, hovering in midair, with high rise buildings all around her and the busy street far below, Amy grabbed a hold of her American flag cape and held it close to her body. She closed her eyes and spun around in place as fast as she could, ignoring her hair whipping around her head. As she spun faster and faster, she felt the bullet blobs breaking away from her body.

One benefit of being able to fly was that Amy never got dizzy. After spinning in place at high speed for several seconds, it was easy for Amy to float up the nearest rooftop and check herself. Her clothes, skin and hair were still stained with the silvery goop, but a lot of it had flown off of her.

She walked over to the roof's edge and peered over it, wondering if there were snipers in neighboring buildings.

Amy heard a hum. She spun again, getting sick of being surprised by strange sounds behind her. Five men, wearing the same body armor as the two men in the office, hovered in the air, with the sound coming from large rectangular packs they wore on their backs.

Amy couldn't help but smile. "Flying jetpacks? Good for you guys."

The men held rifles aimed at her, which she assumed were loaded with more ibuprofen bullets. Amy's smile widened.

The men fired, and Amy flew off to the side as fast as she could. She made a sharp turn in the air, and by the time the bullets blasted past where she just stood, she was already speeding at the five of them from the side. Her fist was just about to smack into the nearest one of them, just as he noticed she had apparently disappeared from right in front of him.

That's when Amy's powers cut out.

At first, she didn't understand what happened. She wondered why she wasflying straight down, but then realized it wasn't flying, but falling.

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Next: The fall. 

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