SCPs but they're explained by...

By DoodleandBug

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HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too... More

Introduction
SCP-001
SCP-002
SCP-003
Object Classes
SCP-004
SCP-005
SCP-006
SCP-007
SCP-008
Fun announcement time
SCP-011
SCP-012
SCP-016
SCP-017
SCP-020
Not an SCP chapter but
SCP-023
Okay quick question
SCP-025
SCP-031
SCP-035
SCP-038
SCP: Quick Draw
SCP-046
SCP-048
SCP-049 (Part One)
SCP-049 (Part two)
SCP-049 (Part Three, end me)
SCP ship stories with salt
SCP-050
SCP-052
Wattpad is out of sorts, or I hope it is, because this is somewhat unfair
Viva la revolution (Part One, my comrades)
SCP Quick Draw
SCP-055
DMFS19
SCP-058 (Part one)
SCP-058 (Part Two)
So anyway, I made an announcement
SCP-3008
SCP-071 (VALENTINES DAY CHAPTER AAAAA)
SCP-079
So I made a group splintering from my original group
SCP-087
SCP-090
SCP-091
Untitled Part 92-95
SCP-095
Coming in Fall 2020...
SCP-098
I'm doing something, have a meme to distract yourselves
tfw
Forbidden April Fool's prank
The Bubonic Plague's lesser known forms and why they are superior
EP.6: What a bunch of nerds
Prelude to the literal end
SCP-096
Untitled Part 99-103
Can we not have a SCP-049 ship...FOR TEN MINUTES?
Not to kink shame or anything, but...
SCP-104
Discord
Discord, but somehow worse
well shitballs
Untitled parts 106-112
discord but it's the worst that ever was
SCP-113
sorry, forgot something

The last chapter before oblivion.

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By DoodleandBug

hey kids. 

This is the last chapter I will make before summer break starts.

I've been on wattpad for about two years now and people who have read my other stories know I take a break for the summer. 

And I'll start right back up in the fall, when school starts.

Yeah, that's the news, uh, I've got this great idea to start this back up again in a couple of months but with some improvements like an update schedule, so I can make sure I make quality content for the masses and what-not.

So, seeing as this is the last chapter, I'll make it a mis-match of everything. Ideas, SCPs, memes, everything. 

Let's go, kids




Okay is it weird that I want to write SCP oneshots,

but they're so painfully accurate that it hurts?

just to spite people.

How do oneshots even work? Do people suggest ideas? Or do you make them? Or both?

It's a weird idea,

but it just might work.




Oh my god these guys are ghosts

yo where are the ghostbusters when you need them 

that's actually a really cool concept though, the fact that they're doing things beyond the grave to benefit people

I think, I'm not sure, actually. Maybe they're just uhhhh floating around.

and writing on walls. And figuring out what SCP-055 looks like. But don't, because you won't come back.

Which is a shame, because in our never ending pursuit of knowledge,  there will always be something we don't understand.

This came from uhhhhhh SCP-2111

Really interesting stuff. Is it a parasite? Is it a bunch of words that make you go funny? Not sure.

That's the best part. 






does anybody here watch certain series's  after looking at memes about it and deciding you will watch it so you can get the joke

me too

at least now I understand ~20-30% of sherlock memes

SPEAKING OF WHICH 

What's up with the Homestuck people? What's Homestuck about? I'm afraid to ask, but I want to know, so anyone with an answer?

I guess while this pandemic is relevant

we're all HOMESTUCK, huh?

Goddammit, I made a pun. 




here's some of my favorite memes, just so you know


Do you guys know what SCP-166 is? It's a teenage succubus.

You know what that is?

It's a sex  demon. (I looked it up for you. You're welcome.)

here's an excerpt. From the wiki. from SCP-166's entry. 

What the hell, man. There might be reasons but why

let's find out.


we're going on a trip

to the tales archive to a tale named

'A suicide note'

I feel like I'm the only one who sang that, oh well. So, this is depressing, as per usual.

skimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimming aha

wait no. Every time I skim through I forget what the question was. What was it?


why did that guy kill the lady


ohhhh yeah okay yeah I got it. 

skimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimming

Ohhhhhh  SCP-166 is a reverse succubus

got it

skimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimmingskimming

well that was sad and all but I still haven't found it

found what?

THE ANSWER.


Man, sometimes we've just got to be content with the fact that we'll never find the answers to some things. 

I'll figure it out.

One day.

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