Harry: Malfoy!
Draco: What do you want, Potter.
Harry: What is your type?
Draco: Pardon?!
Harry: Just answer, ferret!
Draco: Alright, scarhead. Relax.
Dark hair, green eyes, glasses, funny, oblivious bordering on stupid.
Harry: That sounds a lot like me... Too bad I'm not a girl.
Draco: Did I mention oblivious?
Harry: Yeah?
Draco: Ok, just making sure.
*Draco walks away*
Harry: Wait... Malfoy is gay... Oh my god! MALFOY WAIT!