Me: Hey Ed!
Ed: What?
Me: I made waffles!
Ed" Whaz a waffle?
Me: Silly they are perfection. *puts butter on waffle and hands it to Ed*
Ed:*takes bite* It's delicous! * Rainbows come out of his butt and he flies away*
Me: I've never seen that reaction before.
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Roy: Welcome to standing up school.
Ed:*falls over*
Roy: You failed.
Ed: What!?!
Roy: I could hardly see you your so short anyways.
Ed: Who you callin short? *Runs at Roy with automail as a blade*
Roy: I get to do what you do to me * Throws Ed to the ground* and in this case I could do that.
Ed: *Wiggles on the ground* Hey!!!!!!!!
Roy:* puts foot on Ed's stomach* Today we have conquered another person!
Rest of class cheers
Winry:* Throws wrench at Ed* You better turn your automail back now!
Ed: Why is everyone so mean to me?
Me:* Walks over to Ed and starts petting his head* It's okay.
Ed: Winry please knock me out.
RandomPerson1: What counts as a weapon of mass destruction?
RP2: A wrench.
Winry: Don't tell them...
Me: I'm pretty sure that was a joke.
Winry: I'm not taking chances. *Runs away*
RP1&2: Are you talking to fictional characters again?
Me: They are real!* Runs after Winry*