Ed: Turkey!Turkey everywhere!
Al: *crys* I can't eat
Me:*shoves pie into mouth* I love pie
Izumi: I brought steak!
Lust: Hey I decided to come!
Fan: *gets nosebleed*
Me: How did that kid get here?
Ed: Who cares have a beer
Me: but I'm not old enough to drink
Ed: Who cares
Mustang: Ed! Your not even old enough to drink
Ed: Sh and have a beer *hands a beer*
Me:* starts chugging*
Mustang: * grabs beer and starts chugging*
Me: * grabs another and chugs*
Mustang:*grabs two more and starts chugging
Ed: Ugh. What happened last night?
Winry: Everyone got drunk but me.
Ed: even that weird fangirl
Ed: Ugh. I'm going to bed.
Me: Edwaaaaaaaaaaaaard. Eddddddwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrdddddddddddddddd.
Ed: what weird fangirl
Me: We got drunk didn't we
Me: Oh well Amestris seems to allow teens to get drunk.
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FullMetal Alchemist SpoofsFanfiction
This is just a book to be filled with whatever I would like it too with FMA characters. This will not have any certain times to be published just when I have an idea.