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Ed: Turkey!Turkey everywhere!

Al: *crys* I can't eat

Me:*shoves pie into mouth* I love pie

Winry: Automail!Automail!

Izumi: I brought steak!

Everyone: Whoooooooooo!

Lust: Hey I decided to come!

Fan: *gets nosebleed*

Me: How did that kid get here?

Ed: Who cares have a beer

Me: but I'm not old enough to drink

Ed: Who cares

Mustang: Ed! Your not even old enough to drink

Ed: Sh and have a beer *hands a beer*

Me:* starts chugging*

Mustang: * grabs beer and starts chugging*

Me: * grabs another and chugs*

Mustang:*grabs two more and starts chugging
Next Morning

Ed: Ugh. What happened last night?

Winry: Everyone got drunk but me.

Ed: even that weird fangirl

Winry: Ya

Ed: Ugh. I'm going to bed.

Me: Edwaaaaaaaaaaaaard. Eddddddwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrdddddddddddddddd.

Ed: what weird fangirl

Me: We got drunk didn't we

Ed: Ya

Me: Oh well Amestris seems to allow teens to get drunk.

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