Me: Edward today I will tell you a story that will help explain to why I am half insane
Ed: You don't seem like you're half insane.
Me: Pukes up rainbows owls and random people then starts having a seizure on tHe floor screaming Cake nuggets.
Ed: Okay now I think you are
me: Sitting on couch reading stuff on wattpad
Sister: walks in- Are you a cheerio? Pointing to my shirt that says Cheerios.
Me: Yes. I am also british because pip pip cheerio.
Sister: Do you look like that? Points to cheerio on shirt.
Me: No I look like this. Draws a big circle in the air with finger.
Sister: So your a doughnut?
Me: No I'm a cheerio!
Sister: But you look like a doughnut.
Me: I'm a Cheernut.
Sister: A cheernut.
Me: a cheernut.
Sister: So your a cheerio nut?
Sister: But you said nut.
Me: Its a mixture of cheerio and doughnut.
Sister: Sounds like your talking about nuts. You should change it.
Me: fine. I'm a Doughrio.
Sister: a Doughrio.
Me: A doughrio.
Me: An that Edward is why I am insane.
Ed: I don't want to meet your family.
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FullMetal Alchemist SpoofsFanfiction
This is just a book to be filled with whatever I would like it too with FMA characters. This will not have any certain times to be published just when I have an idea.