How to Get Kicked out of Thun...

By Wolfang11

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This is NOT my idea! it is CrazystarThunderclan's idea! i just made a different one! i own nothing but the st... More

Ways to get Kicked Out
How Tigerstar became leader
umbrellas are yummy
Darth mouse
how Jayfeather became blind
Can I have your number? Can I have it?
Why the warriors were made
SHINEH!!!
How Rusty got his name
What Makes you Beautiful
Thor
CATrobacts
Who does Squirrelflight like better?
Halloween
Wattpad
mum. mum. mummy. mama. mama. mum.
Lolz
Goosefeather is crazy
Don't Eat that Racist Rabbit
What the heck are you typing????
How to creep cats (people) out
Password
Peanut Butter
Ways to get kicked out...NUMBER 2!!!
Jar of Hearts
You forgot the blueberries

txting ;)

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By Wolfang11

*sandpaw is texting on her iphone* *dustpaw comes up to her*

"what are you doing?" he asks.

"texting ravenpaw." she meowes. *she texts ravenpaw, "hey. wats up*

"why ravenpaw? i have my own phone.* dustpaw boasts to her. *sandpaw glares at him.

" you have a SUPER old phone! one that hardly texts." she hisses. "i have a phone that takes pics, has apps, can go on Facebook, and more!" dustpaw scowls and walks away. *ravenpaw comes up to her*

"why did you text me, 'whats up handsome? do you want to have freshkill togetha?'." ravenpaw asks her. *sandpaw blushes*

"that was for firepaw." she tells him.

*firepaw races up to her. "dustpaw said that there was going to be a 'bombing tonight!"

"I meant to say party! autocorrect did that." Dustpaw shows them his new phone. it was an iphone 5. *sandpaw gasps at him*

"where is your crappy phone?" she asks him.

"one-eye has it to make calls." he meows. *one-eye is trying to talk to halftail through it.*

"what?" she croaks. "you have a 'lumpy trial?"

"no! a stumpy tail!" he yells

"what?"

"A STUMPY TAIL!!!!!"

"no need to yell!" one-eyes screeches.

Dustpaw shrugges his shoulders and rolls his eyes. "looks like its not going to well."

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