An orange tom sat on a couch in a two-legs home. The two-legs dropped a rusty spoon beside him and walks away.
The tom sniffed the spoon. Then he licks it. "I like rusty spoons." he meows. * he licks it again* he licks it and licks it until the two-legs come back.
"dont eat rusty spoons!" said the female twoleg
"we will have to name you rusty." said the male. *rusty looks at the twolegs*
"I LIKE RUSTY SPOONS!!!!!" he yells. "i like to touch them. the feeling of rust, against my salad fingers. is almost orgasmic. hehe, i must find the perfect spoon."
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