Murphy: im dead inside lol
Clarke: it's two a.m. go to sleep murphy
Bellamy: yeah go to sleep
Jasper: why are both of you up at two a.m?
Clarke: it's called studying
Monty: "studying"
Miller: good excuse
Bellamy: well you and monty are both up at 2 a.m
Murphy: im still dead inside
Octavia: stfu murphy
Octavia: can't i watch tiktoks at 2 a.m in peace?
Murphy: no
Bellamy: octavia why aren't you alseep
Bellamy: i'm going to kill you lincoln
Lexa: lincoln's asleep
Lexa: he's a big baby and can't stay up past 9:30
Harper: why am i not surprised
Raven: it's fucking 2 a.m
Bellamy: go back to sleep
Monty: sorry dad
Jasper: we don't want to go back to sleep
Clarke: GO BACK TO SLEEP
Monty: moms mad
Murphy: have fun trying to fall back asleep
Raven: fuck you
Murphy: no thank you
Raven: ...
Octavia: just going to remind you you're the one who picked raven to fuck in fuck marry kill
Jasper: MURVEN
Murphy has left the chat
Raven added Murphy to the chat
Raven: you woke us up so you're stuck with us
Murphy: fuck you
Raven: no thank you
Lexa: just date already
Jasper: same goes for bellarke
Miller: they're just too stupid to admit they're in love
Harper: it would make a good romance novel
Jasper: write it then
Clarke: or don't
Monty: clarke i bet you by the time harper's done with the book you and bellamy will be together
Clarke: you're going to be broke monty
Monty: bold of you to assume i'm not already
Bellamy: harper could take her whole life to write that and we'd still not be together
Harper: hm sure
Miller: whatever you say bluebell
Lexa: i smell lies bellboy
Octavia: you're in love dummies
Murphy: even i can see that and i don't know what love is
Jasper: except towards raven
Murphy: i have a girlfriend
Monty: nobody cares
Harper: you've never even told us her name
Murphy: i'll add her
Raven: no
Murphy: jealous reyes?
Raven: also no
Murphy added Emori to the chat
Murphy added Echo to the chat
Murphy added Finn to the chat
Jasper: do you hate us or something?
Murphy: yes
Monty: this is rude
Clarke: why tf would you add ecHOE
Echo: hello to you too
Emori: what's this?
Finn: hey clarke 😉
Bellamy: stfu finn
Jasper: i have a new ship
Monty: Echo + Finn = Fecho
Jasper: pronounced fake hoe
Bellamy: echo and i are together though
Finn: echo and i are also together though
Harper: this is great material for my book
Clarke: i feel used
Harper: i'm only friends with you so that i can steal the drama that goes on in your lives and write a book about it
Clarke: i feel really used
Octavia: just use our names so that we can be famous
Harper: deal
Bellamy: is everyone just going to ignore the fact that my girlfriend literally cheated on me?
Jasper: you should have seen it coming her name is literally ecHOE
Bellamy: ...
Clarke: fuck you echo
Clarke: but not in that way my standards are higher than that
Echo: clearly not since you dated finn
Finn: echo we're literally dating
Raven: hi finn
Finn: shit
Finn removed Echo from the groupchat
Finn left the groupchat
Jasper: fechoe is gone
Monty: bye bye
Lexa: no one will miss them
Clarke: bellamy is literally crying guys stop being so insensitive
Jasper: BELLARKE
Emori: wait from that fan account?
Monty: forget what we said before we're keeping her
Miller: you may be getting in the way of murven but any bellarke supporter is welcome here
Clarke: he's still crying you insensitive hoes
Murphy: i'm always an insensitive hoe
Murphy: the rest of you have no excuse
Octavia: hey bellamy
Octavia: stop being a wimp
Lexa: yeah its stupid
Miller: you're too good for her anyway
Jasper: her name was literally ecHOE
Murphy: guys
Murphy: she kissed him
Jasper: OMG OMG OMG ITS FINALLY REAL OMG BELLARKEEEEEE
Murphy: on the cheek
Raven: fuck you
Lexa: with the amount of times you too say that im really shocked you haven't
Emori: i feel really uncomfortable rn
Lexa: thats because memori is nowhere near as good as murven
Octavia: but murven is not as good as bellarke
Octavia: and linctavia is the best obviously
Jasper: lol no
Jasper: i'm the official shipper of the group
Jasper: i make the list
Monty: and linctavia is definitely not the first one
Lexa: because lextavia is
Harper: lextavia is fake
Octavia: you did not just go there
Octavia: ITS NOT FAKE ITS PLATONIC
Lexa: YES SHE IS MY PLATONIC BAE
Harper: im convinced now
Emori: i mean they kind of act like they're together
Octavia: yeah but i have a boyfriend
Lexa: i will make you gay
Monty: lexa thats not how it works
Lexa: shut up
Miller: anyone else notice how bellarke hasn't texted the chat in a while 😏
Monty changed the name to BELLARKE IS CANNON
Bellamy changed the name to no its not
Monty changed the name to yes it is
Bellamy changed the name to no its not
Monty changed the name to yes it is
Octavia changed the name to Delinquents
Clarke: now go to bed
Jasper: alright mom
Monty: okay mom
Murphy: mom fell asleep in dad's arms guys
Bellamy: stop calling us mom and dad
Miller: no
Emori: you act like our parents
Bellamy: i dont even know who you are
Emori: thats terrible parenting bellamy
Bellamy: ok bye
Octavia: i'll be up for another five hours if anyone needs me
Lexa: same
Bellamy: go. to. sleep. now.
Raven: im building a robot
Jasper: im writing a list of ships
Monty: MURVEN
Raven: im programming the robot to kill you
Bellamy: GO. TO. SLEEP.
Jasper: ...
Miller: fine
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this story is a wreck ngl. idek what im doing when i write this but here's the fourth chapter sooooo.
Thank you for readying, love you all :)