Wei WuXian planned to get his Lan Zhan drunk tonight in whichever way possible. Those two dared to call him a liar when he said Lan Zhan acted the most unLan when he got drunk.
Earlier today,
Lan JinYi : " You are lying! Hanguang jun never drinks! Even if he does he is will still be prim and proper Hanguang jun. "
Jin Ling : " You are shameless. Don't tarnish Hanguang jun's good name."
Lan Sizhui : " Hanguang jun never drinks though he provides alcohol for master Wei. "
Wei Ying :" I bet on my little apple. With one cup of drink, Lan Zhan will fall asleep immediately."
Even his own nephew didn't believe him, so was A- Yuan. So he has put all he got into mission getting Lan Zhan drunk. He asked the trio to hide behind the dining room door. After trying to seduce Lan Zhan for a few times, Wei Ying finally managed to swap Lan Zhan's herbal tea with a cup of wine.
Wei Ying : " Lan Zhaaaaan! Won't you look at your Wei Ying?"
Wei Ying : " Lan Zhan doesn't like me anymore. Wuuuuuuu..."
Lan Zhan : " I love Wei Ying. Act properly, others are here."
Wei Ying : " You are so sweet Lan Zhan. Let me feed you. Say ah!"
Lan Zhan was too late to recognise what actually happened. And Wei Ying has successfully made Lan Zhan drink the cup of Emperor's smile.
Wei Ying waited a few seconds but Lan Zhan didn't fell asleep. Another few seconds, Lan Zhan is still calmly eating.
Wei Ying : " Lan Zhan, are you okay?"
Lan Zhan : " Mn."
Wei Ying : " Don't you feel dizzy? Sleepy?"
Lan Zhan : " No."
Jiang Cheng : " Stop it before I feel dizzy!"
Wei Ying felt sweat rolling down his forehead. He can see Jin Ling and JinYi laughing hilariously at him. He even bet on his little apple. What is he going to do now. He couldn't take the embarrassment anymore.
Wei Ying :" Lan Zhan, let's go. Wei Ying is sleepy."
Lan Zhan : " Mn. Excuse us."
The juniors immediately ran away seeing Hanguang jun and Wei Ying finally felt some relief. When Wei Ying simply slumped down on the bed, Lan Zhan picked him up and carried him to a room where a there was a bathtub filled with water, waiting for him.
Wei Ying :" Lan Zhan! What are you doing? I am sleepy."
Lan Zhan : " Wei Ying was sweating. Take a bath first. It will feel good."
Wei Ying : " No. Put me back on the bed."
Wei Ying was put in the bath tub.
Wei Ying : " Lan Zhaaaaan!"
Lan Zhan : " Bath."
Wei Ying : " No. "
Lan Zhan :" Then I will help you."
Lan Zhan gently rubbed soap on Wei Ying's back and head. Wei Ying was still mad about Lan Zhan not getting drunk, so he just played with bubbles. The water actually felt nice against his skin. But something felt not right. Lan Zhan's usually gentle massage strokes felt clumsy.
That's when he noticed. Lan Zhan's ears were red and his eyes were glassy. Lan Zhan is drunk!
Wei Ying : " Lan Zhan, are you drunk?"
Lan Zhan : " Nope."
Confirmed. Lan Zhan is drunk.
Wei Ying : " Why didn't you fall asleep then ? Now that juniors will be laughing at me my whole life."
Lan Zhan : " Lan Zhan overhead Wei Ying talking with JinYi and Jin Ling. Tried my best to act cool until we reach home."
Wei Ying : " You fuddy duddy! "
A few bubbles of soap fell on Wei Ying's nose. Even though he is mad at Lan Zhan , he couldn't stop acting needy with Lan Zhan.
He made a extra cute face.
Wei Ying :" Lan Zhan, you need to be punished but before that, wipe it for me."
Lan Zhan clearly got the idea of wiping.
Lan Zhan's drunk mind : *wipe it for him? Wei Ying must mean swipe my tongue over him. I should never say no to my husband.
Holding Wei Ying tightly, Lan Zhan wiped Wei Ying's nose clean with his tongue.
Wei Ying : " Lan Zhan! What are you doing? You fuddy duddy!"
Lan Zhan : " Wei Ying needed it to be wiped off."
Wei Ying : " You could have used a cloth or your hand! You should be punished more for this. "
Lan Zhan lunged forward, breaking the bath tub for the fifth time in this week and laying down on top of the soaked Wei Ying on the floor.
Wei Ying :" Hanguang jun! What are you doing? Let me go off. "
Lan Zhan :" Wei Ying wanted to be punished. "
Wei Ying : " Not me! You... Don't pinch... Don't tear my robes!"
Lan Zhan : " Wei Ying asked to take the clothes off with my hands."
Poor Wei Ying forgot that when Lan Zhan is drunk, Lan Zhan will only listen to what he wants to hear.
Wei Ying : " Awww.... Lan Zhan! Lan er, Lan WangJi, Hanguang jun! Have mercy on this poor disciple. "
Lan Zhan :" Mn. "
A few moments later,
The same Wei Ying from earlier,
" It feels good Lan er gege. Er ge, ouch! Don't pinch."
Lan Zhan : " Stop talking"
Wei Ying : " Er ge doesn't like hearing me? Er ge! Zhanzhan! My Lan Zhan!"
And Wei Ying's mouth was shut by WangJi in the sweetest way possible. Wei Ying still haven't forgotten about the bet. He vowed to himself that he would definitely prove those trio wrong. But for now, let's just enjoy Lan Zhan and his warmth.
Hello,
Am I late today? When it comes to Hanguang jun, the yiling patriarch normally loses. But Wei Ying will definitely prove those juniors wrong, soon. Until next time,
Stay Safe & Stay Home,
Love you all,
Thank you! ❤️🐰🐰🐰
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