𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 » 𝐳.𝐬.

By mochaharry

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[social media ❦ crack fic] zayn randomly decides to prank text his number neighbor during quarantine because... More

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FaceTime with Harry💗 00:03

    

"Hi, baby."

  

"H-Hi, Zee."

 

"Awe. How are you even
cuter than I imagined?"

  

"Zen."

 

"What?"

 

"Stop making me blush."

 

"I can't help it. It's part of my charm."

   

"Yeah... I guess it is."

  

"Of course it is. So what are you up to?"

  

"Just laying in bed and talking to you. It's
become the usual for this time of night.."

  

"Hey. At least it's only nine!
I tried to call you earlier so you
wouldn't have to stay up as late."

  

"You're so caring.."

 

"Like I said, I'm whipped."

 

"Shush, Zee."

 

"Wait a minute. Are those portraits of
your naked body above your bed?"

     


"Oh... yeah. I promise it's not
what it looks like though!"

"Oh, no. Please promise me that it is.."

"Oh my god, Zen. My best friend from
college is a photographer and the last shoot
I ever did was with him. So he printed it out
onto these big canvases and gave them to me
as a gag gift when I moved to California."

"Oh yeah. You said you were a model
when you were younger. I didn't know
you meant a nude model, though."

"Yeah... I wouldn't say I was a model,
though. It's just something that I did
in college to make some extra money.
It was either that, or stripping. Haha..."

 

"Oh, I would definitely pay to see that."

  

"Shut up! Haha..."

 

"So what do you do for a living now?
If you're okay with answering, of course."

  

"Um..."

  

"You don't have to answer if you don't want to."

   

"No, I want to... I'm just currently
in the processing of starting
something new right now..."

  

"Oh, yeah? Like your own business?"

  

"Sort of..."

  

"That's super cool. Can you tell me a little about it?"

 

"Well... I've wanted to open up my
own flower shop for a few years now.
I have enough money to do it, but I guess
I'm just nervous about doing something
on my own for the first time..."

 

"Aw. That's so cute. I could
totally see you as a little florist
with flowers in your hair!"

 

"Haha, you think?"

 

"Of course! Why are you scared
to do it if you have the money?
I'm sure you'd be wonderful at it."

 

"I don't know... I think I'm just
scared of what people would say
or find out about me."

 

"What would they find out...?"

 

"Just... stuff about my past. The
nude modeling, things I did back
in college.. I made a lot of decisions
that I'm not entirely proud of now
that I'm older."

 

"Everyone does shit they're
not proud of, babe. But you
can't let that hold you back
from doing something that
could make you happy."

  

"How come you're always the
one giving me some kind of
wisdom? I feel like it should
be the other way around..."

 

"I told you, baby. Age is just a number."

 

"Yeah... I'm starting to believe it."

 

"Oh my god. That face you
made was so fucking cute."

  

"What face?!"

 

"I don't know... you just had this
cute little smile on your face."

 

"Zee."

 

"That's my name, baby."
 

"I thought your name was Daddy?"

 

"Harry."

 

"What?"

 

"Don't what me. You know exactly what you did."

 

"I have no idea what you're talking about."

 

"Mhm. Knock it off before you make
me do something inappropriate."

 

"That doesn't sound too bad."

 

"Okay, seriously. Who are you and
what have you done with Harry?"

 

"Shut up! I'm just trying to
be more open...like you said."

  

"Well, I like you being open.
I like learning more things about
you like this. It makes me happy."

 

"Yeah? I'm glad, Zee...I want
to know more about you too."

  

"We have all the time in the world
to learn about each other, babe.
At least for the next 30 days."

 

"You're right..."

 

"You know... we've been on
FaceTime for almost twenty
minutes and you haven't even
appreciated my hair yet."

 

"Oh, trust me. I have been
appreciating it the whole time."

 

"Aw. What do you think now
that you see it in real time?"

 

"I think you look even
better than your photos..."

 

"Yeah? I could say the same about you."

 

"No! We're focusing on you right now."

 

"Fine! Tell me what else you love about me!"

 

"Zen."

 

"I'm waiting..."

 

"Oh my god. I love your eyes,
and your beard... and of course
your fluffy hair. I like your
tattoos too. I didn't realize
you had so many."

 

"Oh, don't worry. I'll show
you every tattoo I have once
we meet in person. Trust me."

 

"Once we meet in person?"

 

"Don't you want to?"

  

silence

 

"I mean... yeah, I do."

 

"What's that face for?"

 

"I dunno. I just feel really happy right now."

 

"Yeah? I do too, baby."

 

"You don't find it weird? Calling me baby?"

 

"Course not. You're too adorable for
me not to call you baby anyway."

 

"I am not adorable."

 

"Aw, sweetie. I don't know
who lied to you, but you
have the face of an angel.."

 

"Zen..."

 

"I'm never gonna get you to
stop calling me that, am I?"

 

"No, sir."

 

"Sir? That's kind of hot."

 

"Yeah?"

 
 
"Yeah."

 
 
"Good to know.."

  
  

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