creek Oneshots (tweekxcraig)

By Nonbinary_blue

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Just some random short stories. I refuse to do smut or heavy angst So much fluff you may vomit. There will be... More

Welcome
Angry Tweek
drunk in the morning
headcanons
Who the hell are they?!
flowers for the bad boy.
The coffee creep
What's up with the two new kids?
thanks for 100 views.
scorpion creek
Clones? Craig (pt1)
Meeting the parents
Clones (pt2)
petnames
not a oneshot but plz read anyway
clones (pt 3)
thanks again
Animal hybrids
The Secret Gardener
The true power couple
Teachers pet peeve
i appreciate you.
pride parade
meeting mafia friends
omegaverse au
Meeting mafia friends (pt2)
mystery biker boy
Mine. Not yours!
nerdy jock
double...date?
break up
thanks again.
girls are confusing.
Puppy dog eyes😍
The new girl doesnt know.
step dad
the wedding
Thanks. Again.
Introductions
Adoption au pt 1
Meeting the bfs bffs
Witchcraft!⚡
Bleeding angel
support
Wth...
True form
Sister
pastel boy dont take no attitude
Bad Boy being nice?
Heathens
wassup
update.
Here's The Plan.
Love You A Latte
more headcanons
...
guess who's back?

revenge is so sweet!

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By Nonbinary_blue

This is a creek, style and Bunny story but you can change it to fit any of your ships. :)

"Baby, I'm so sorry!"
"Honey it'll never happen again I promise!"
" Buttercup please forgive me! "

The three hopeless boys had been pleading with their adorable yet ever so pissed off boyfriends for an hour, but so far all they got was the silent treatment. Tweek, Butters and Kyle had caught their respective partners (Craig, Kenny and Stan) gawking at three pastel cuties down at the mall. They thought they were being subtle... They obviously either don't know what subtle is or have a different concept of the word. The three compatriots caught their boyfriends red handed (and slightly red faced) and were now ignoring them. They knew it was petty but they didn't care. They were jealous, petty bitches with a revenge plan. But that plan was to be put in place tomorrow for now, their boyfriends would beg. Craig bought so much coffee it was ridiculous but Tweek simply drank it and didn't acknowledge his obviously upset boyfriend ,this surprised everyone because Craig actually started crying and Tweek had to peck him on the cheek to reassure him that he wasn't going to leave him. Afterwards though it was straight back to the silent treatment. Butters was seated stubbornly on Kenny's lap, motionless and emotionless. Butters still loved his chaos so he sat gleefully cackling inside his head as Kenny tried everything. For example:
*Kenny whispered every petname he had for Butters into Butters' ear.(That's a lot btw) no result
*He bought him gifts.- Nothing.
* He brought out Karen- Nothing (well he kissed Karen's forehead and whispered the plan to her to which she giggled and wished Kenny good luck!.)
Nothing worked. Kenny was broken. The chaos had only just started...
Now Kyle loved his boyfriend a lot but he was determined to go through with the plan. So he simply pulled a spare book he had in his satchel and started reading avoiding the heartbroken looks from his boyfriend and the inevitable puppy eyes. Guilt would eat at them for hours. They stayed strong. Their boyfriends needed to learn a lesson.
As all the boys lay in bed that night Tweek, Kyle and Butters simply grinned to themselves. Craig, Kenny and Stan however lay awake pondering what their punishment was.
" Is that-? "
Stan, Craig and Kenny had congregated at the bus stop together same as always, each of them showing signs of b.l.d or boyfriend love deprivation. The most common symptoms are:
* Red puffy eyes from crying
*bags under the eyes from lack of sleep
*sore thumbs from spam texting their boyfriends
* A grumpy face that told people 'fuck off'
This was until they noticed three figures walking toward the bus stop.
"Is that-?!"
" Tweek? "
"Kyle?"
"Butters? "
Sassily, the smaller boys sauntered toward their boyfriends in their new bold outfits; as the taller boys melted in a puddle of pure adoration.

^ Tweek's outfit (He figured Craig would like the jumper!)

^ Butters outfit

^ Kyle's outfit ( He is also wearing some kick ass boots with heels!)

"Hiya h-honey!" Tweek yelled and plummeted toward his boyfriend and gave him a hug. Just as Craig was about to reciprocate the gesture , glad his blonde angel wasn't ignoring him anymore, Tweek pulled away with a maniacal giggle. Craig turned to see the others in a state of confusion whilst the two blondes and the ginger just smiled.
"You get to enjoy these looks all day boys..." Kyle said, flicking his poofy ,untamed hair out of his face, he wasn't allowed to wear his hat, which made him 'slightly' surly. " But we have one rule! " Butters exclaimed, enjoying this a little too much. Tweek looked into Craig's eyes and in the gorgeous ,rich forest green eyes he saw something he wish he hadn't. Craig saw hell fire in those eyes. This was bad. Tweek gazed up at his tall ass boyfriend and simply stated " You can look but you can't touch or compliment us. " All the boys gasped. Their own little angels had betrayed them. "Oh fuck!" Kenny yelled in anguish. "This is impossible, how can't I compliment my blessing of a boyfriend at least once a day!" Stan almost screamed. Craig simply remained stoic. Inside he was screaming. The bus pulled up and the three petite boys got on first chatting and gossiping, not noticing the pervy looks they were getting from everyone else on the bus. Meanwhile the taller boyfriends slumped onboard, glaring at those who dare even look at their rays of sunshine. Craig couldn't stop flipping people off. Today was gonna be a long day.
Revenge was sweet.

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