anonymous

By c-araphernelia

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anonymous: why you gotta be so rude? alex-burke: no (c) c-araphernelia 2014 !! lowercase intended !! **pls no... More

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alex-burke: aye so i asked charlie about his brother

anonymous: okay and?

alex-burke: apparently he likes rage against the machine, kate upton, the walking dead, the simpsons and baseball

anonymous: you're pretty on point if you ask me

alex-burke: thank you very much

anonymous: he also likes dunkin donuts

alex-burke: what

anonymous: peter, he likes doughnuts from there

alex-burke: well okay

anonymous: that didn't help at all didn't it

alex-burke: no it didn't

anonymous: yeah

alex-burke: anyways, what did you get dakota?

anonymous: this giant police box blanket. it's like 6 feet long

alex-burke: she'll love that

anonymous: i hope so, it was $13

alex-burke: wow so much -.-

anonymous: yeah okay ms. sarcasm

alex-burke: hey, what's the date today?

anonymous: december 16th why?

alex-burke: a week left

anonymous: oh yeah

alex-burke: it would be like the best christmas gift of the year

anonymous has disconnected

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[sO THERE'S LIKE ONE CHAPTER LEFT AND THEN  A BONUS CHAPTER. oK BYE. p.s. CAN WE GET 7+ VOTES ON THIS CHAPTER pls ok thank you bye]

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