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News Reporter [On TV]: Over the last 13 hours, more than two dozen evacuation orders have been issued all over the globe. Thousands upon millions head for the country side, including the enraged Saskatoad T-Rexes; while other seek shelter. The world has never seen terror as real as it is today.
Piccolo: You're kidding me...
Tien: Yeah right? Dinosaurs are still a thing.
Goki: And some how we never talk about it.
Piccolo: I'm talking about terror! "Never seen", my ass; my dad released every murderer out onto the streets and overthrew the world government!
Tien: Oh, right; and the king of the world is a blue Cairn Terrier.
Piccolo: It's bullshit!
Tien: I think it's pretty progressive.
Vegeta: Awwww, look at the poor Namekian, lost and forgotten to time.
News Reporter [On TV]: Even the attack if the Saiyans five years ago pales in comparison to this overwhelming threat, it's like comparing a cataclysm to a rampaging toddler.
Vegeta: Bullshit! We turned a city into a glass floor!
(M/N): What did you do?!
Piccolo: Awwww, look at the poor Saiyan, lost and forgotten to time.
Vegeta: Watch it Namekian; unless you want to go right now, and I think we both know how our last fight went.
Piccolo: And I think we don't because we've never fought.
Vegeta: I... wait... y—really? But then how did you—
Piccolo/Raditz: Your dumbass friend.
Vegeta: Riiight! Wow, we've actually never fought, that's so weird. Isn't that weird black man?
Goki: Wow
Mr. Popo: Yeah! Almost as weird as what's going to happen if you call me that again!
Vegeta: 'What is he...?'
Then everyone sensed Y/N's and Gohan's ki. They all looked at the doors. Goku was ready to tackle you to the floor, while everyone else was waiting to see how you both looked like.
(Y/N): Alright Gohan! We're finally done with our training.
Gohan: Yeah, it's safe to say that I had fun in there with you!
Goki: 'Aww, it looks like they had some father-son bonding!'
(Y/N): Well just try not to brag though. Because...
(Y/N)/Gohan: Vegeta (laugh a little)
Vegeta: mmmmm!
(M/N): (chuckle)
(Y/N): Well its time to meet everyone else. And I'm starving!
Gohan: Same here!
Goki: 'Oh my god!'
(Y/N): So....What'd we miss?
Vegeta: Mock my pride...!
(Y/N): Huh, guess I owe you 100 zeni for that Gohan.
Gohan: What can I say? He's like a See-n'-Saiyan.
Everyone: (laughing at Gohan)
(Y/N): Is there anything to eat? We're both starving right Gohan?
Gohan: (stomach growls)
Goki: (tackles you)
(Y/N): WAH?! (falls) Oh... (pats Goki's head) Hey Goki...
Goki: I missed you so much! (Pulls Gohan In)
Gohan: WOAH! (Falls)
Goki: I'll make you guys some food! I'll take care of it! Let's go Mom and cook them something!
Gine: Ok Kakarotta.
Bardock: No! Mr. Popo will handle that. You need to train with Raditz ok?
Goki: Oh right, I forgot! (Walks in time Chamber)
Raditz: See you in a year! (Walks in And closes door)
(Y/N): Looks like she misses us right Gohan?
Gohan: A little too much eh?
(Y/N): Yeah, it feels like it was longer for her than it was for us.
Trunks: (helps you up) I need to ask you something. (Helps Gohan up)
(Y/N): Well ask away.
Trunks: Are you stronger than Cell?
(Y/N): Hmm...that's a good question. But I have GOT to get something to eat though.
Trunks: Right...I'll let you guys enjoy a good meal. It may be your last.
Gohan: Yeah—Wait What?
Timeskip to you and Gohan eating food like there was no tomorrow.
Tien: Was there enough food in there?
(Y/N)/Gohan: Mmm...
Piccolo: Did you get stronger?
(Y/N)/Gohan: MHM!
Trunks: Stronger than Cell?
(Y/N)/Gohan: Mmmmm.......
Bardock: For the love of—swallow! Now!
(Y/N): (shrugs) *sluuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrp* *gulp* ...I'm not pooping tonight.
Piccolo: ARE YOU STRONGER THAN CELL?!
(Y/N): Calm down Piccolo. But for now, I need my threads first. Yo Mr. P! Hit me up!
Mr. Popo: Bitch, you're lucky you're endearing.
(Y/N): How...?
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Android 16: What is your favorite Bird?
Bulma: Oh! Uh, penguins.
Android 16: Wrong!
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(Y/N): Ah...good to be back in normal clothes.
Mr. Popo: I had them washed for you.
(Y/N): Now they don't have that Y/N smell. Gohan, what are you going to wear?
Gohan: I've got it covered Mr. Piccolo? Can I get some new clothes?
Piccolo: Sure. CLOTHES BEAM!
(Y/N): Huh, like the new look Gohan.
Gohan: Thanks Dad.
Trunks: Ok now that you guys ate, are you or are you not stronger than Cell?
(Y/N): Hmm...I'll go check
Trunks: I'm sorry, go check wha—
*POP*
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Perfect Cell: Look, I understand that you sponsor all forms of sporting events... but just so we're clear, you do realize that everyone dies if I win right? ...Yes...Yeah I guess that is a win-win for you, isn't it? Alright then! It's officially "The Cell Games: Presented by HETAP"!
(Y/N): I'd kill for a Hetap.
Perfect Cell: WHOA, JESUS!
(Y/N): No, actually. It's Y/N
Perfect Cell: Need to put a bell on you.
(Y/N): Huh?
Perfect Cell: Nothing! I just wasn't expecting you to meet me here. I mean the arena just got finished. Goki will be battling me in it.
(Y/N): I dunno, she says she has a plan. Hm...she hasn't even told me what it was.
Perfect Cell: Either way it doesn't matter, I'll win and destroy this world.
(Y/N): Well good luck on that. *POP*
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Gohan: So the Androids took my arm?
Trunks: Yeah, you lost it saving my life.
Gohan: Did it at least look cool?
Trunks: Oh, man it was the COOLEST! You were always the first to jump into battle... and you never backed down... and you saved my life SO many times!
Gohan: I died didn't I?
Trunks: Brutally.
*POP*
(Y/N): Hm...
Bardock: So?
(Y/N): I'm not really sure about this one guys. But he only seems interested in Goki.
Trunks: Maybe because this is a timeline he didn't expect to go but got his completion.
(Y/N): To answer everyone's question if I'm stronger than Cell. The answer is: Maybe
Gohan: What? What do you mean maybe?
(Y/N): Maybe I'm stronger, or maybe we're dead.
Bardock: Great.
Piccolo: And we still don't have Dragon Balls.
(Y/N): Then what are we in?! *POP*
...
(Y/N): *POP*
Dende: So I'm god now?
Mr. Popo: Bet,
Dende: Sick.
Trunks: But I do have another question. You guys have been Super Saiyan this whole time, what's up with that?
Gohan: Well, after extended exposure and focus, our bodies acclimated to the elevated state. We can sustain it without literally any loss in stamina!
Vegeta: WHAT?!
(Y/N): Yuh-Huh! Also, we kinda forgot how to turn it off. (Laughs nervously)
Gohan: Truthfully, it's very concerning.
(Y/N): For Cell! And uh...structures...
Mr. Popo: What did you do?
(Y/N): I destroyed the building in the chamber. BUT, I knew someone was going to be mad, I fixed it up in no time, because I knew other people are going to train in this thing.
Mr. Popo: Hm.
(Y/N): Me and Gohan are going to head home to eat more food! (Flies off)
Gohan: Surprisingly, I'm still hungry. Bye! (Follows you)
Bardock: It looks like all we can do is wait for Kakarotta to come out and she can be as strong as Y/N or Cell.
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Krillin: Crazy, so you're both a year older now huh?
(Y/N): Yeah (places down plates) that place is great for training.
Gohan: Yeah, And I actually liked spending time with you dad.
(Y/N): Which also means you need a birthday party right?
Krillin: Ooo! Can it be Super Saiyan themed?
Gohan: *gasp* With little spiky pieces of yellow frosting?
(Y/N): That sounds amazing! Oh...but we'd have to wait for every body to be finished training, especially your mother Gohan.
Gohan: Oh right. I hope we can do it.
(Y/N): Same. Now who wants to go fishing?
Krillin: I can kill some time with that.
Gohan: Yay!
{Knock knock knock}
(Y/N): Huh? I'll get it. (Opens door)
(F/N): Hey Y/N
(Y/N): Dad? What's wrong?
(F/N): Nothing's wrong, just wanted to ask if you wanted to spar?
(Y/N): Spar?
Gohan: Ooo! I want to see you fight dad!
(Y/N): Oh alright. We'll spar.
(F/N): Thanks, I just wanted to train my power before I go training with your mother.
(Y/N): You mean...?
(F/N): Yes.
(Y/N): Ok. Gohan, Krillin, I'm gonna need you guys to stay as far away as possible ok?
Krillin: Ok!
Gohan: Ok...
(Y/N): Alright (Flies off)
(F/N): (Follows)
(Y/N): 'I just hope he doesn't lose control.'
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(A/N): ALRIIIIIGHT!!! Got it down for ya! See you in the next part!