{Possible trigger warnings: discussion of some irl end of life/sickness stuff in the end of chapter note, but not in the chapter itself
If I miss something, I apologize and please let me know}
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DadJokesINC Uploaded: Don't Go Breaking My Heart [Acoustic Cover]
"We've been working on this for a few weeks. I'm not the best singer, but Remy (my boyfriend) has been helping me practice and get better. I suggested the song and he spent a whole month learning the chords, enjoy!"
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[Video Starts: Black screen that slowly fades into a shot of Patton and Remy sitting together on Patton's bed]
[Remy begins to strum his guitar]
Remy: Don't go breaking my heart...
Patton: I couldn't if I tried.
Remy: Oh honey if I get restless...
Patton: Baby you're not that kind.
[Remy looks up and smiles at Patton. Patton beams at him]
Patton: Don't go breaking my heart...
Remy: You take the weight off of me.
Patton: Oh honey when you knock on my door...
Remy: Ooh, I gave you my key.
[Patton giggles and Remy changes the strumming pattern]
Both: Ooh, nobody knows it.
Remy: When I was down...
Patton: I was your clown.
[He makes a funny face and Remy chuckles]
Both: Ooh, nobody knows it.
Remy: Nobody knows it.
Patton: Right from the start, I gave you my heart.
Both: Oh, I gave you my heart.
[Remy picks up the speed of the song a little and Patton dances in his seat, smiling]
Remy: So don't go breaking my heart...
Patton: I won't go breaking your heart.
Both: Don't go breaking my heart.
[Patton leans over and kisses Remy on the cheek, he makes a fake shocked face]
Remy: And nobody told us.
Patton: Because nobody showed us.
Remy: And now it's up to us babe...
Patton: Oh, I think we can make it. So don't misunderstand me...
Remy: You put the light in my life.
Patton: Oh, you put the spark to the flame.
Remy: I've got your heart in my sights.
[Patton makes a finger gun and 'shoots' it at Remy]
Both: Ooh, nobody knows it.
Patton: When I was down...
Remy: I was your clown.
[Remy sticks his tongue out, Patton does the same]
Both: Ooh, nobody knows it.
Patton: Nobody knows it.
Remy: Right from the start, I gave you my heart.
Both: Ooh, I gave you my heart.
[Patton reaches offscreen and picks up a small tambourine, beginning to tap along to the beat of the song]
Remy: Don't go breaking my heart...
Patton: I won't go breaking your heart.
Both: Don't go breaking my heart.
[Remy nods along with the beat Patton is tapping]
Remy: When I was down...
Patton: I was your clown.
Remy: Right from the start...
Patton: I gave you my heart.
Both: Oh, I gave you my heart.
[Remy shifts to face him more, grinning]
Remy: Don't go breaking my heart...
Patton: I won't go breaking your heart.
Both: Don't go breaking my, don't go breaking my, don't go breaking my heart.
Remy: Don't go breaking my...
Patton: Don't go breaking my...
Remy: I won't go breaking your heart.
Patton: Don't go breaking my heart.
Both: Don't go breaking my...
[Patton starts tapping the tambourine against his thigh instead of his hand]
Patton: I won't go breaking your heart.
Remy: Don't go breaking my heart.
Both: Don't go breaking my...
Remy: I won't go breaking your heart.
Patton: Don't go breaking my heart.
Both: Don't go breaking my...
Patton: I won't go breaking your heart.
Remy: Don't go breaking my heart.
Both: Don't go breaking my... I won't go breaking your heart. Don't go breaking my heart.
[Remy plays a little guitar riff and grins at Patton, who starts laughing. The screen fades to black]
Patton: Heya kiddos!
[Patton and Remy sit next to each other on screen. The instruments are gone now]
Patton: It's your fun loving father figure back today with something a little new! I hope you liked it because I never get tired of this man's voice and I'm never letting him get away from my channel.
[He hugs Remy tightly, and Remy laughs]
Remy: Who am I to say no to the spotlight? Especially when the spotlight is so cute and sweet.
Patton: Aww!
[Remy kisses Patton's head]
Patton: So you guys have seen Remy a couple times before I think, but in case you didn't know who he is... this is my boyfriend, Remy!
[Remy makes a Rock-On sign and sticks his tongue out]
Patton: Remy has his own channel, which will be in the description, and I wanted to show you guys how amazing he is at what he does! I mean, he plays four instruments!
Remy: Meh. Three and a half.
Patton: Three and three quarters, give yourself some credit.
[Remy laughs]
Patton: I really enjoyed doing this so I think Remy and I will definitely be doing it again. If you kiddos have song suggestions feel free to comment them, we're always open to new ideas!
Remy: We do have final say though, and I'm not singing meme songs.
Patton: But babe! Memes!
Remy: No memes.
[Patton pouts and crosses his arms. Remy grins and kisses him]
Remy: No memes. I love memes, but I'm not singin'em.
Patton: Fine.
[He leans into the camera conspiratorially]
Patton, stage whispering: I'll wear him down, don't worry.
[Remy rolls his eyes, smiling]
Remy: No. Memes. I'm not singing Renegade, I'm not singing Rick Astley, I'm definitely not singing Baby Shark.
Patton: Do do do do do!
Remy: No!
[Remy covers Patton's mouth. They both laugh, then Remy jerks his hand away]
Remy: Quit licking my hand as a defense mechanism! You could get sick, my guitar has seen a lot of bars and unfortunately she's very hard to clean properly.
Patton: Never! That sounds like an elaborate ploy to get me to be compliant in silence.
Remy: God, you're a goofball.
[Remy kisses Patton again]
Patton: Alright, thank you all for watching! I know it's a little shorter than usual, but my next vlog is supposed to be almost twice as long as usual so I figured I could get away with it this time. Subscribe down below if you haven't already, keep an eye out for my next video. Our featured joke today is from LarkinInTheParkin: What do you call a farmer who takes care of poultry?
Remy: Chicken tender.
Patton: Yes! Bye everyone!
[Patton's logo onscreen, annotations for suggested videos appear. Outro plays, royalty free ukulele music]
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{sappy couple chapters are the thing this week...
Idk if I'll get a chapter out on Saturday, but I'll do my best. My grandfather is in his 80s and has been placed in hospice after his most recent stroke. We don't think he has too long so we're trying to spend time with him while we can, and Grandma organized an early surprise birthday party for him this weekend. I've got homework that I'll have to get done before then because I won't be able to work on it that day, and I've also got to prepare for the party since I decided to make and take a dessert}