SCPs but they're explained by...

By DoodleandBug

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HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too... More

Introduction
SCP-001
SCP-002
SCP-003
Object Classes
SCP-004
SCP-005
SCP-006
SCP-007
SCP-008
Fun announcement time
SCP-011
SCP-012
SCP-016
SCP-017
SCP-020
Not an SCP chapter but
SCP-023
Okay quick question
SCP-025
SCP-031
SCP-035
SCP-038
SCP: Quick Draw
SCP-048
SCP-049 (Part One)
SCP-049 (Part two)
SCP-049 (Part Three, end me)
SCP ship stories with salt
SCP-050
SCP-052
Wattpad is out of sorts, or I hope it is, because this is somewhat unfair
Viva la revolution (Part One, my comrades)
SCP Quick Draw
SCP-055
DMFS19
SCP-058 (Part one)
SCP-058 (Part Two)
So anyway, I made an announcement
SCP-3008
SCP-071 (VALENTINES DAY CHAPTER AAAAA)
SCP-079
So I made a group splintering from my original group
SCP-087
SCP-090
SCP-091
Untitled Part 92-95
SCP-095
Coming in Fall 2020...
SCP-098
I'm doing something, have a meme to distract yourselves
tfw
Forbidden April Fool's prank
The Bubonic Plague's lesser known forms and why they are superior
EP.6: What a bunch of nerds
Prelude to the literal end
SCP-096
Untitled Part 99-103
Can we not have a SCP-049 ship...FOR TEN MINUTES?
Not to kink shame or anything, but...
SCP-104
Discord
Discord, but somehow worse
well shitballs
Untitled parts 106-112
discord but it's the worst that ever was
SCP-113
The last chapter before oblivion.
sorry, forgot something

SCP-046

620 21 45
By DoodleandBug

WHOOOOOOO

BOTANY, MOTHERF*CKERS


Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Okay, so get this, we had to BUY the land that 046 is occupying, AND THEN we had to barricade it. Also, signs that VERY CLEARLY state that this is private property are to be VERY CLEARLY placed.


Angsty Teens: Lol nope, guess I'll die


" additionally, increased mental health examinations are to be administered to ensure that no personnel inclined or potentially inclined towards self-harm or self-destructive tendencies are allowed within the 50 km radius"


All the personnel: 


Also, no animals.

Any and all animals trying to get in are to be burned.


Ha, just kidding, they're to be killed in the normal way.


Any personnel showing unusual interest in 046 are to undergo medical examinations as specified...somewhere.



Description: 046 is a plant. That eats people. 

I'm getting some cheesy scary movie vibes from this

Anyway, it's in Kentucky.

(Where ALL predatory plants live!)

I bet this pops in a tour somewhere there.


Tour Guide: And over there, is a mass of man-eating plants! 

Tourists: wHOA

Tour Guide: Cool, right? That's right, take a picture before the bureaucrats arrest us.


To be specific, which I never am, but, 046 is actually composed of plants native to good 'ole Kentucky, like uh, White Oak, and uh, Holly, and Coral Honeysuckle.

No, I did not have to google it.

(I did. I totally did. I'm not a Botanist.)

Also: SCP-046-2

046-1 and 046-2 are neighbors, and by that I mean that they're in the same place.

045-2 is what I assume is 046 as a whole's main eating place, I'm not sure though, because for the millionth time today it's being vague as hell

But in unrelated news:

"SCP-046 is capable of attracting prey within a 50km radius through hallucinogenic means; all evacuations of personnel should carry them outside of this radius to disable SCP-046's effect."


Animals and humans that have a life-threatening disease or a psychological disorder that induce destructive activities are drawn to 046

and then they kind of just lay down and die




SCP-046: a poem


Roses are red

Violets are blue 

SCP-046 eats people 

yes, it really do


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